Ohtani Thread - Special Sheriff's Edition (Update: confirmed going to the Dodgers)

[connorp]

What matters most, is what type of chicken sandwich Ohtani likes and we promote it everywhere

 

Chicken with just the right touch of cat, would be my guess

[John_Havok]

Chicken with just the right touch of cat, would be my guess

 

If you're gonna be racist could you at least get the Asian stereotypes right? Chinese eat cats and dogs, Japanese culture practically reveres cats.

[jaysblue]

Going to a Christmas Party tomorrow night at a Japanese steak house with Teppanyaki tables. Could be a sign.

[Omar]

Chicken with just the right touch of cat, would be my guess

 

Connor, no. Just no.

[Marew]

There has also been talk on Twitter that ohtani named his dog either “rogers” or “blue jay”. All from blue check mark sources. Probably a superstition thing, the other reveal might be that the dog might be somewhat of a mascot I am assuming. Why is he being so secretive about the dog?

 

Hint.

 

The dog is going to run the bases with the jr jay’s at home games and that could be 100m in merch sales over the next decade.

[Marew]

Stuffed dogs. And whatnot. Loonie dogs > ohtani dogs

[Jayzfan79]

Is it better to bet on the Jays winning the world series now or after they sign ohtani and soto?

[jaysblue]

Is it better to bet on the Jays winning the world series now or after they sign ohtani and soto?

 

Not worth betting any team right now on who wins the World Series. Your money is tied up all the way until October next season.

[Carlos Danger]

Do you guys have a Nobu in Toronto yet? Better hurry up and open one so you can check that box.

[Spanky99]

Is it better to bet on the Jays winning the world series now or after they sign ohtani and soto?

 

Now, isn't it obvious?

[Jayzfan79]

Not worth betting any team right now on who wins the World Series. Your money is tied up all the way until October next season.

 

It was more sarcastic than anything. Basically on what the odds are currently in the Jays vs how much it would change if they sign.

[ValiantJaysFan]

We've seen this movie before guys, we know how it ends. Don't do this to yourselves.

[jaysblue]

It was more sarcastic than anything. Basically on what the odds are currently in the Jays vs how much it would change if they sign.

 

Jays are 13 to 1.

 

They likely go down to 9 to 1 if they land Ohtani.

 

Braves and Dodgers both 7.50 to 1 currently.

[Terminator]

[connorp]

I do feel confident we’ll finish second. History is on our side there.

[Jays24]

 

Gotta love the American idiots who think of the Blue Jays as some small market like they're Cleveland or something lol. Sure we're not the Dodgers but we're definitely closer to them than we are to the Clevelands of the world.

[Spanky99]

lol @ Amsinger.

[Omar]

Hot damn!!!

 

Atkins did not return a request for comment as to whether he was at that moment with Ohtani. Balelo did not return a request for comment as to whether he was at that moment with Atkins.

[Terminator]

We could literally be on the verge of signing the greatest player since Babe Ruth you guys.

 

A Passan tweet could drop any minute now.

[Carlos Danger]

Hot damn!!!

 

Ohtani’s team is going to give everyone a fair shot, especially if we are serious. Even if you really want to work at Apple you would probably still interview with Google etc..

[Jays24]

We could literally be on the verge of signing the greatest player since Babe Ruth you guys.

 

A Passan tweet could drop any minute now.

 

Please don't do this to me lol

[Carlos Danger]

We could literally be on the verge of signing the greatest player since Babe Ruth you guys.

 

A Passan tweet could drop any minute now.

 

Isn’t he the f***er who blue balled us years ago with the Japanese pitcher…

[Omar]

Ohtani’s team is going to give everyone a fair shot, especially if we are serious. Even if you really want to work at Apple you would probably still interview with Google etc..

 

Enough with these rational takes. Let us have our moment.

[BTS]

We could literally be on the verge of signing the greatest player since Babe Ruth you guys.

 

A Passan tweet could drop any minute now.

 

You could make the argument that this would be the biggest free agent signing in North American sports history. Not only is he the greatest player in almost 100 years, but he'd completely transform the baseball landscape in an entire country.

[Jays24]

You could make the argument that this would be the biggest free agent signing in North American sports history. Not only is he the greatest player in almost 100 years, but he'd completely transform the baseball landscape in an entire country.

 

Hes going to get the biggest contract in North American sports history and has had some of the best years of all time leading up to this free agency.

 

Now while one baseball player doesn't have the same impact as a basketball player but this close to "The Decision" from Lebron James. Just gonna hold out hope that Soto could fill the role of Chris Bosh here to join Ohtani lol

[Omar]

There's one on Kingston Rd and Lawrence? Somewhere near there, on the southside in a plaza.

 

Don't visit without a flak jacket. Kingston/Lawrence, yikes.

[IanK1968]

Should we be talking sushi? I don't love much of the sushi I've had in Ontario or Alberta.

 

I don’t like sushi myself, but I can live off terryaki and ramen

[Spanky99]

Isn’t he the f***er who blue balled us years ago with the Japanese pitcher…

 

That was Gray, the New Hampshire play by play guy.

[John_Havok]

We've seen this movie before guys, we know how it ends. Don't do this to yourselves.

 

Those were just the previews....the movie is coming soon

[Frenchsoup]

The Dodgers have to get Ohtani right?? It's a perfect match. I don't think any Jay's fan can be upset about the effort they're putting into this offseason as a whole, everything's on the table. So let's do this.... Let's have fun, win, and learn about the game of baseball by putting a legendary product on the feild.