GDT Jays vs Rangers (G3) - Sheriff's Edition w/ Special Announcement

[Terminator]

"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

-Batman"

-The Sheriff

 

Look folks, I know a lot of you guys hate me. Maybe deservedly so. But I know that deep down you all respect me. And that's because decades ago I took it upon myself to grab a badge and proclaim myself the Sheriff of BJMB. Some of you fought it and some of you still do. But someone around here has to do it and I took it upon myself to lead this fandom through thick and thin.

 

It hasn't been easy. I was here for the 20 year playoff drought. I led the charge to fight back against real life celebrity Roy Firestone and his hordes of Orioles trolls (truly sick people). I started the Raimel Tilapia fan club. The Biggio Fanboys, the Jansen Fanboys, the future superstar Nick Frasso Fanboys and even the Greg Bird Fanboys have all tried to take me down. I may have even have been mortally wounded by the Bellinger Fanboys (you guys got lucky as hell on that one).

 

Some say I've lost a few mph off of my fastball. Maybe I have. But in the words of The Batman/The Sheriff, you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain and I'm going out as a hero.

 

So with that said, I'd like to announce that this season will be The Sheriff's Last Ride™. That's right, I'll still be around but I'll be hanging up my badge. My guess is that when Biggio gets a new thread every other day or some Quad-A veteran hits a couple of homers in Spring Training some of you will actually miss me more than you'll admit. But I can read the room and the act is getting a bit villainous so it'll be up to the next generation to carry on that fight.

 

So grab your hats boys. Load your six shooters. And saddle up. And oh yeah, don't forget your badges because you've all been deputized for The Sheriff's Last Ride™.

 

It's World Series or bust and these motherf***ing Texas Rangers are going to feel some pain tonight.

[Terminator]

Jays Lineup:

 

Rangers Lineup:

[Omar]

"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

-Batman"

-The Sheriff

 

Look folks, I know a lot of you guys hate me. Maybe deservedly so. But I know that deep down you all respect me. And that's because decades ago I took it upon myself to grab a badge and proclaim myself the Sheriff of BJMB. Some of you fought it and some of you still do. But someone around here has to do it and I took it upon myself to lead this fandom through thick and thin.

 

It hasn't been easy. I was here for the 20 year playoff drought. I led the charge to fight back against real life celebrity Roy Firestone and his hordes of Orioles trolls (truly sick people). I started the Raimel Tilapia fan club. The Biggio Fanboys, the Jansen Fanboys, the future superstar Nick Frasso Fanboys and even the Greg Bird Fanboys have all tried to take me down. I may have even have been mortally wounded by the Bellinger Fanboys (you guys got lucky as hell on that one).

 

Some say I've lost a few mph off of my fastball. Maybe I have. But in the words of The Batman/The Sheriff, you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain and I'm going out as a hero.

 

So with that said, I'd like to announce that this season will be The Sheriff's Last Ride™. That's right, I'll still be around but I'll be hanging up my badge. My guess is that when Biggio gets a new thread every other day or some Quad-A veteran hits a couple of homers in Spring Training some of you will actually miss me more than you'll admit. But I can read the room and the act is getting a bit villainous so it'll be up to the next generation to carry on that fight.

 

So grab your hats boys. Load your six shooters. And saddle up. And oh yeah, don't forget your badges because you've all been deputized for The Sheriff's Last Ride™.

 

It's World Series or bust and these motherf***ing Texas Rangers are going to feel some pain tonight.

 

I read this with Bob Dylan's, Knockin' on Heavens Door, playing in the background.

 

Mama take this badge from me,

I can't use it anymore..,

[wilko]

"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

-Batman"

-The Sheriff

 

Look folks, I know a lot of you guys hate me. Maybe deservedly so. But I know that deep down you all respect me. And that's because decades ago I took it upon myself to grab a badge and proclaim myself the Sheriff of BJMB. Some of you fought it and some of you still do. But someone around here has to do it and I took it upon myself to lead this fandom through thick and thin.

 

It hasn't been easy. I was here for the 20 year playoff drought. I led the charge to fight back against real life celebrity Roy Firestone and his hordes of Orioles trolls (truly sick people). I started the Raimel Tilapia fan club. The Biggio Fanboys, the Jansen Fanboys, the future superstar Nick Frasso Fanboys and even the Greg Bird Fanboys have all tried to take me down. I may have even have been mortally wounded by the Bellinger Fanboys (you guys got lucky as hell on that one).

 

Some say I've lost a few mph off of my fastball. Maybe I have. But in the words of The Batman/The Sheriff, you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain and I'm going out as a hero.

 

So with that said, I'd like to announce that this season will be The Sheriff's Last Ride™. That's right, I'll still be around but I'll be hanging up my badge. My guess is that when Biggio gets a new thread every other day or some Quad-A veteran hits a couple of homers in Spring Training some of you will actually miss me more than you'll admit. But I can read the room and the act is getting a bit villainous so it'll be up to the next generation to carry on that fight.

 

So grab your hats boys. Load your six shooters. And saddle up. And oh yeah, don't forget your badges because you've all been deputized for The Sheriff's Last Ride™.

 

It's World Series or bust and these motherf***ing Texas Rangers are going to feel some pain tonight.

 

You have been an inspiration around these parts, providing your ever evolving baseball wisdom and kind words. Sometimes harsh albeit, but true nonetheless. I for one will hold you personally responsible if the Jays lose this game.

[Terminator]

You have been an inspiration around these parts, providing your ever evolving baseball wisdom and kind words. Sometimes harsh albeit, but true nonetheless. I for one will hold you personally responsible if they Jays lose this game.

 

We are winning tonight, we are winning tomorrow and we are going to the playoffs.

 

The World Series will be easy to make.

[Spanky99]

Hahaha... I knew the sheriff wouldn't disappoint.

[Terminator]

Hahaha... I knew the sheriff wouldn't disappoint.

 

[Olerud363]

It is a great day in the Blue Jays clubhouse

 

a) Hitting strategists Dave Hudgins is very excited about the impending Biden impeachment and updating One America News non stop.

President Mark Shapiro is done with work for the day (probably isn't near Toronto anyway) and at home streaming 'Silo' on Apple TV.

c) GM Ross Atkins is done with work for the day (probably also no where near Toronto) and at home streaming Virgin River season 5.

d) Since Dave Hudgins is immersed in the Biden impeachment proceedings Don Mattingly is giving the boys the hitting tips, which work if you are playing in the American League in 1985, and have 99.99999th percentile hand eye coordination but do not work if you are Dalton Varsho.

e) John Schneider is looking on watching Don Mattingly give hitting tips and wondering if maybe he should chime in and explain how to hit if you are a bit chubby, but decides to let Mattingly have the room.

f) Davis Schneider is looking on watching Don Mattingly give hitting tips and wondering if maybe he should chime in and explain the hitting tips he learned at "Driveline" ™ that may be more relevant for the guys with 96 percentile hand eye coordination, but also decides to let Mattingly have the room.

 

All this and more going on right now in Blue Jays Clubhouse as the boys get their hitting strategies ready for the most important game of the year.

[Terminator]

It is a great day in the Blue Jays clubhouse

 

a) Hitting strategists Dave Hudgins is very excited about the impending Biden impeachment and updating One America News non stop.

President Mark Shapiro is done with work for the day (probably isn't near Toronto anyway) and at home streaming 'Silo' on Apple TV.

c) GM Ross Atkins is done with work for the day (probably also no where near Toronto) and at home streaming Virgin River season 5.

d) Since Dave Hudgins is immersed in the Biden impeachment proceedings Don Mattingly is giving the boys the hitting tips, which work if you are playing in the American League in 1985, and have 99.99999th percentile hand eye coordination but do not work if you are Dalton Varsho.

e) John Schneider is looking on watching Don Mattingly give hitting tips and wondering if maybe he should chime in and explain how to hit if you are a bit chubby, but decides to let Mattingly have the room.

f) Davis Schneider is looking on watching Don Mattingly give hitting tips and wondering if maybe he should chime in and explain the hitting tips he learned at "Driveline" ™ that may be more relevant for the guys with 96 percentile hand eye coordination, but also decides to let Mattingly have the room.

 

All this and more going on right now in Blue Jays Clubhouse as the boys get their hitting strategies ready for the most important game of the year.

 

Lol let's ride!

[wilko]

It is a great day in the Blue Jays clubhouse

 

a) Hitting strategists Dave Hudgins is very excited about the impending Biden impeachment and updating One America News non stop.

President Mark Shapiro is done with work for the day (probably isn't near Toronto anyway) and at home streaming 'Silo' on Apple TV.

c) GM Ross Atkins is done with work for the day (probably also no where near Toronto) and at home streaming Virgin River season 5.

d) Since Dave Hudgins is immersed in the Biden impeachment proceedings Don Mattingly is giving the boys the hitting tips, which work if you are playing in the American League in 1985, and have 99.99999th percentile hand eye coordination but do not work if you are Dalton Varsho.

e) John Schneider is looking on watching Don Mattingly give hitting tips and wondering if maybe he should chime in and explain how to hit if you are a bit chubby, but decides to let Mattingly have the room.

f) Davis Schneider is looking on watching Don Mattingly give hitting tips and wondering if maybe he should chime in and explain the hitting tips he learned at "Driveline" ™ that may be more relevant for the guys with 96 percentile hand eye coordination, but also decides to let Mattingly have the room.

 

All this and more going on right now in Blue Jays Clubhouse as the boys get their hitting strategies ready for the most important game of the year.

 

[G-Snarls]

Let's win one for the Terminator

[Spanky99]

LETS GO BLUE JAYS *CLAP, CLAP* *CLAP, CLAP, CLAP*

 

LETS GO BLUE JAYS *CLAP, CLAP* *CLAP, CLAP, CLAP*

 

LETS GO BLUE JAYS *CLAP, CLAP* *CLAP, CLAP, CLAP*

 

[Omar]

Let's Go Jays!!!!

[keggy]

I love how Buck is 200 years old but still gets passionate about September baseball

[Spanky99]

f***in umpshow already.

[Omar]

f***in umpshow already.

 

Wendelstedt still has ptsd from ww2 against the Japanese. Kuch may have a tough time from him tonight.

[Jonn]

Bo and Vlad showing up should be the bare minimum. But here we are.

[Ray]

Just no luck even when we make good contact.

[hanton]

down and away all day, be ready

[Omar]

Schneider's 258 ops+

[Terminator]

Damn he got just under that.

[Omar]

How much business is Mary Brown's losing having Manoah in the commercials?

[Omar]

ERnie!!!!

[Spanky99]

Holy s***, nice play.

[Omar]

The Bisons are flashing the leather tonight!!!!

[Spanky99]

D showed up.

[hanton]

Schneider refusing to let that ball through. Love that guy

[Terminator]

The defense is playing some inspired baseball. Wouldn't be surprised if they read the GDT before the game.

[Pinkfloid]

Kirk can't even get his fat ass up the line

[Jays24]

I don't think I heard a single sound when Kirk hit into the double play. There are 0 f***s given at the moment. Give us something to cheer about maannn