2019 BJMB Forum Poster Awards (Voting Thread)

[Pendleton]

Greetings, internet friendos. It's that time of the year again - time to vote for the best and worst posters of our very dear message board.

 

This is getting posted a bit later than usual, so maybe we could extend the voting into January if we're lacking in the number of votes.

 

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Best Overall Poster:

Funniest Poster:

Nicest Poster:

Best Foreign Poster:

Dumbest Poster:

Most out of touch poster:

Best Female Poster:

Best New Poster/Rookie Of The Year:

Comeback poster of the year:

Most Annoying Poster:

Best Troll:

Best Mod:

Best infrequent poster:

Thread of the year:

Best new board meme:

Biggest disappointment (decent poster that slipped):

Worst Overall Poster:

Worst Troll:

Best BJMB fantasy player:

Favourite poster:

2018 Winners

 

Best Overall Poster: P2F

 

Funniest Poster: Spanky99

 

Nicest Poster: TheHurl

 

Best Foreign Poster: Terminator

 

Dumbest Poster: Jimcanuck

 

Most out of touch poster: Grant/Jimcanuck (co)

 

Best Female Poster: vdubmvp

 

Best New Poster/Rookie Of The Year: Littlemoon

 

Comeback poster of the year: LetTheBallFly

 

Most Annoying Poster: Jimcanuck

 

Best Troll: Todd/Dick_Pole (co)

 

Best Mod: TheHurl/BTS (co)

 

Best infrequent poster: spats

 

Thread of the year: Around Baseball 2018

 

Best new board meme: Ten Straight Balls

 

Biggest disappointment (decent poster that slipped): silvergun

 

Worst Overall Poster: wamco/tercet (co)

 

Worst Troll: tercet/Carlos Danger/JFL19 (co)

 

Best BJMB fantasy player: King

 

Favourite poster: Spanky/Boxcar

 

Hall of Fame: Spanky99

[jays4life19]

Best Overall Poster: Bobthe4th

Funniest Poster: Todd

Nicest Poster: Tercet

Best Foreign Poster: BlueRocky

Dumbest Poster: Anyone from Sask

Most out of touch poster: Grant

Best Female Poster: BTS

Best New Poster/Rookie Of The Year: Bluerocky

Comeback poster of the year: Spanky

Most Annoying Poster: Anyone from Sask

Best Troll: meh

Best Mod: Hurl

Best infrequent poster:

Thread of the year: That BJMB survivor contest.

Best new board meme:

Biggest disappointment (decent poster that slipped): everyone

Worst Overall Poster: Anyone from Sask

Worst Troll: meh

Best BJMB fantasy player: Carlos Danger

Favourite poster: I LOVE YOU ALL. (except anyone in sask)

[KevinGregg]

Best Overall Poster: Bobthe4th

Funniest Poster: Todd

Nicest Poster: Tercet

Best Foreign Poster: BlueRocky

Dumbest Poster: Anyone from Sask

Most out of touch poster: Grant

Best Female Poster: BTS

Best New Poster/Rookie Of The Year: Bluerocky

Comeback poster of the year: Spanky

Most Annoying Poster: Anyone from Sask

Best Troll: meh

Best Mod: Hurl

Best infrequent poster:

Thread of the year: That BJMB survivor contest.

Best new board meme:

Biggest disappointment (decent poster that slipped): everyone

Worst Overall Poster: Anyone from Sask

Worst Troll: meh

Best BJMB fantasy player: Carlos Danger

Favourite poster: I LOVE YOU ALL. (except anyone in sask)

 

Best poster from Saskatchewan: KevinGregg

[TheHurl]

Remember that time J4L killed the forum awards?

[Pendleton]

Wow, you really derailed this one JFL

 

Best Overall Poster: Laika

Funniest Poster: Spanky

Nicest Poster: Orgfiller

Best Foreign Poster: Terminator

Dumbest Poster: Ex Player

Most out of touch poster: Ex Player

Best Female Poster: vdubmvp

Best New Poster/Rookie Of The Year: eaglespark91

Comeback poster of the year: JimCanuck (can't be as bad as last year's voting results)

Most Annoying Poster: saskjaysfan2

Best Troll:

Best Mod: TheHurl

Best infrequent poster: spats

Thread of the year: Ryu to Jays!!!

Best new board meme:

Biggest disappointment (decent poster that slipped): Boxcar

Worst Overall Poster: saskjaysfan

Worst Troll: jaysforlife19

Best BJMB fantasy player: Spanky

Favourite poster: Spanky

[P2F]

This doesn't seem like it's going to be a thing this year, but I just want it on record that Orgfiller was the best poster in 2019, imo.

[jays4life19]

Most knowledgeable soccer fan: Jays4life19

[wilko]

This doesn't seem like it's going to be a thing this year, but I just want it on record that Orgfiller was the best poster in 2019, imo.

 

 

This forum is dead. Come to the place to be: https://is.gd/i0Ez60

[Spanky99]

This forum is dead. Come to the place to be: https://is.gd/i0Ez60

 

lol... f*** You!

[Boxcar]

Best Overall Poster: My boy P2F. No nepotism at all.

Funniest Poster: NJH

Nicest Poster: Terminator

Best Foreign Poster: stupid category

Dumbest Poster: Bobthe4th

Most out of touch poster: Bobthe4th

Best Female Poster: I don't think we have any

Best New Poster/Rookie Of The Year: EMK

Comeback poster of the year: N/A

Most Annoying Poster: j4l19

Best Troll: NJH

Best Mod: Hurl

Worst Mod: BTS

Best infrequent poster: King

Thread of the year: idk one where Spanky gets shitfaced and says a bunch of dumb s***. So every thread I guess

Best new board meme: nothing comes to mind

Biggest disappointment (decent poster that slipped): Dr. Dinger (because he posts less) and King (same reason)

Worst Overall Poster: pretty close between Jim and Bob. Give em half a vote each.

Worst Troll: west Texas forever, or whatever his current alias is.

Best BJMB fantasy player: Gotta be King. Pity mention for P2F but I still hate Spencer Turnbull with a passion.

Favourite poster: P2F

Hottest takes: Abom

Most fragile poster: Bobthe4th

Baldest poster: Connor

Most likely to be mistaken for Samwise Gamgee: Connor

Best hotel mirror selfies: Connorp

Best connoisseur of imported Slavic brides: Connorp

Best board podcast: Radio Scouts

[connorp]

Stay tuned. I may actually give you guys some new material to use but we’ll see. Considering going to Morocco to meet a girl I’m talking with. 50/50 at this point. I’ll let you know though

[Carlos Danger]

Stay tuned. I may actually give you guys some new material to use but we’ll see. Considering going to Morocco to meet a girl I’m talking with. 50/50 at this point. I’ll let you know though

 

Contact 90 Day Fiance or Before the 90 Day Fiance on TLC channel before you do. Might as well make some money and become famous if you are going to share to the world anyway..

[Laika]

Stay tuned. I may actually give you guys some new material to use but we’ll see. Considering going to Morocco to meet a girl I’m talking with. 50/50 at this point. I’ll let you know though

 

http://www.muslimsonly.com ?

[connorp]

Actually yeah, wiseass.. Muslim site as a matter of fact

[Laika]

Amazing

[Spanky99]

lol

[connorp]

Contact 90 Day Fiance or Before the 90 Day Fiance on TLC channel before you do. Might as well make some money and become famous if you are going to share to the world anyway..

 

I had a lot of people I worked with begging me to apply to that show the last time I went through it. What the hell, maybe I will for kicks next if I do it again

[connorp]

At first glance only $650 R/T to fly to Rabat. And Airbnb options are very cheap for nice places

[Laika]

At first glance only $650 R/T to fly to Rabat. And Airbnb options are very cheap for nice places

 

A small price to pay for halal pussy

[Boxcar]

Actually yeah, wiseass.. Muslim site as a matter of fact

 

So are you pretending to be a Muslim this time?

 

Best fake Muslim: Connorp

 

Sweeping these awards, my friend.

[connorp]

Essentially I’m a Muslim.

[Carlos Danger]

Essentially I’m a Muslim.

 

I would eliminate that essentially. You are either 100% believer in the Prophet Muhammad and follow the tenants of Islam or you are an infidel apostate.. You don't want to win another category for best infidel poster on BJMB.

[Dick_Pole]

You gotta think of it from the woman's perspective. A Muslim woman who found a white American male who happens to be a Muslim. That has to be like hitting the jackpot in terms of minimal beatings and subjugation. Other things like looks and success are completely thrown out the window. Connor has stumbled upon an even better strategy of capturing a mate for the short balding unattractive white guy than teaching English in Japan. You gotta give him credit for this one.

[Spanky99]

lol

[Brownie19]

I don't really vote, but I will say that Dick is my favourite poster this past year.

[connorp]

You gotta think of it from the woman's perspective. A Muslim woman who found a white American male who happens to be a Muslim. That has to be like hitting the jackpot in terms of minimal beatings and subjugation. Other things like looks and success are completely thrown out the window. Connor has stumbled upon an even better strategy of capturing a mate for the short balding unattractive white guy than teaching English in Japan. You gotta give him credit for this one.

 

I don’t really take this as knock because the premise is true. It would be really tough for me to land a super beautiful and really smart girl in the US. I think pretty much everyone here is in the same boat. Definitely one option if you don’t want to “settle” is do the foreign girl thing. Though you still need to be attractive if you’re not rich. I’m sure if I saw your female partner I wouldn’t even look twice at them, so there’s that. Thanks for playing though

[connorp]

I would eliminate that essentially. You are either 100% believer in the Prophet Muhammad and follow the tenants of Islam or you are an infidel apostate.. You don't want to win another category for best infidel poster on BJMB.

 

I actually agree with this take as I believe you’re a Muslim or not. I don’t think the average person understands what believing in God means though. So while I say I’m not a Muslim, I’m no less of a Muslim than the majority who think they are. There’s a certain path you would take imo if you knew for the fact there was a God. Since I don’t take that path, I consider it partial disbelief and so I won’t ever call myself a Muslim

[Carlos Danger]

I don't really vote, but I will say that Dick is my favourite poster this past year.

 

So your saying you like Dick? Not that there is anything wrong with that..

[wilko]

So your saying you like Dick? Not that there is anything wrong with that..

 

[Boxcar]

I don’t really take this as knock because the premise is true. It would be really tough for me to land a super beautiful and really smart girl in the US. I think pretty much everyone here is in the same boat. Definitely one option if you don’t want to “settle” is do the foreign girl thing. Though you still need to be attractive if you’re not rich. I’m sure if I saw your female partner I wouldn’t even look twice at them, so there’s that. Thanks for playing though

 

Ah, now I see the issue. You think women are just things to look at. One day you need to realize you have to talk to her once in awhile.