2018 BJMB Poster Award Winners (Results Thread)

[P2F]

Best Overall Poster: P2F

Also getting votes were BTS, Orgfiller, Boxcar, Spanky, JFL19, and JFL15.

Funniest Poster: Spanky99

Boxcar finished 1 vote behind; also receiving votes were Laika, BTS, Pendleton, JFL19, Olerud, Dick_Pole, Dr. Dinger, and TheHurl.

Nicest Poster: TheHurl

P2F finished 1 vote behind; also receiving votes were Abomination, Terminator, Spanky99, vdubmvp, Todd, Brownie19, Orgfiller, BigCecil, and Carlos Danger.

Best Foreign Poster: Terminator

Also receiving votes were Angrioter, Littlemoon, Bobthe4th, Spanky99, and Boxcar.

Dumbest Poster: Jimcanuck

Also receiving votes were wamco, tercet, JFL19, and Boxcar.

Most out of touch poster: Grant/Jimcanuck (co)

Also receiving votes were saskjayfan, SaskJaysFan_2, Bobthe4th, L54, tercet, and Olerud.

Best Female Poster: vdubmvp

Littlemoon finished 1 vote behind; also receiving votes were Cookie, BTS, and SirBJay.

Best New Poster/Rookie Of The Year: Littlemoon

Also receiving votes were MikeM, Laika, william, JFL19, and Spanky.

Comeback poster of the year: LetTheBallFly

Krylian and TheHurl finished 1 vote behind; also receiving votes were BBBB, Boxcar, and Abomination.

Most Annoying Poster: Jimcanuck

BBBB finished 1 vote behind; also receiving votes were tercet, Bobthe4th, silvergun, Grant, JFL19, 3 AM Spanky99, Brownie19, Olerud, Georgia Peach, and Carlos Danger.

Best Troll: Todd/Dick_Pole (co)

Laika finished 1 vote behind; also receiving votes were King, P2F, Georgia Peach, Olerud, and JFL19.

Best Mod: TheHurl/BTS (co)

Also receiving votes were Deadpool and Admin.

Best infrequent poster: spats

Also receiving votes were intentional wok, Littlemoon, Twisted Logic, JFL19, Georgia Peach, Chappy, tercet, Dr. Dinger, BigCecil, and BBBB.

Thread of the year: Around Baseball 2018

Also receiving votes were League of #Despair, Orioles Hangout Thread, FIFA World Cup, Vidya Games Chat, Politics Thread, Billy McKinney Top Comparables, Official Prospects/MiLB Thread, DFS Contest, COCK Thread, and Can the Jays Stick?

Best new board meme: Ten Straight Balls

Also receiving votes were Justin Upton Upside and Trade Donaldson.

Biggest disappointment (decent poster that slipped): silvergun

King and intentional wok finished 1 vote behind; also receiving votes were Boxcar, BigCecil, Laika, NJH, SirBJay, Angrioter, JFL19, GD, and Todd.

Worst Overall Poster: wamco/tercet (co)

Jimcanuck finished 1 vote behind; also receiving votes were Bobthe4th, 3 AM Spanky, JFL19, King, and Todd.

Worst Troll: tercet/Carlos Danger/JFL19 (co)

Also receiving votes were BBBB, King, Russian bots, Olerud, and Jimcanuck.

 

Best BJMB fantasy player: King

Also receiving votes were jaysblue, 2 Guys 1 Cup, TCA, Maahfaace, and Boxcar.

 

Favourite poster: Spanky/Boxcar (co)

P2F finished 1 vote behind; also receiving votes were JFL19, Dr. Dinger, King, TheHurl, and BTS.

 

Hall of Fame: Spanky99

Also receiving votes were Kirksaw and eastcoastjaysfan.

 

Congrats to all the winners and nominees! 2018 was a good year, but let's get some new blood up in here, please.

[P2F]

Thanks to everyone that voted for me! I won't lie, it feels pretty gauche to announce my own win.

[Jimcanuck]

I'm dumb, annoying, and out of touch

 

My wife agrees

[Boxcar]

I guess the key to being funny is to be drunk and incoherent all the time.

[Spanky99]

I guess the key to being funny is to be drunk and incoherent all the time.

 

[Boxcar]

Oh right, and post lots of gifs

[Spanky99]

Oh right, and post lots of gifs

 

[Bobthe4th]

Lots of deserving winners.......

 

Favourite poster: Spanky/Boxcar

 

Burn this place to the ground.

[Boxcar]

And here I didn't think they used that much salt in England

 

How about you burn your computer to the ground instead? I'm sure we'd prefer that.

 

Oh wait, you can't read this because you're a little bitch who can't handle words on the internet. My mistake!

[BTS]

Jim is nowhere near the dumbest or most annoying poster here. You guys are f***ed.

[Laika]

Awful awards season. Horrendous choices all around

[Orgfiller]

Jim is nowhere near the dumbest or most annoying poster here. You guys are f***ed.

 

The Politics thread is heavily represented in this voting which is incredibly stupid, as it's easily the most toxic thread on the board.

[Bobthe4th]

The Politics thread is heavily represented in this voting which is incredibly stupid, as it's easily the most toxic thread on the board.

 

Just be thankful that there isn't a religion thread!

[Orgfiller]

Just be thankful that there isn't a religion thread!

 

I'm pretty sure the vast majority of posters on this board, including the politics thread, are atheists so I don't really think that thread would be any worse, it'd probably just turn into Politics Thread 3.0 (In The News is 2.0).

[Boxcar]

Jim is nowhere near the dumbest or most annoying poster here. You guys are f***ed.

 

Matter of opinion. I think he's pretty damn dumb, from his desire to have the Jays in a perpetual rebuild to his lack of understanding of basic economic concepts.

 

He annoys me, personally, but I feel like Bob should have gotten more votes for being such a blatant beta soyboy.

[Boxcar]

I'm pretty sure the vast majority of posters on this board, including the politics thread, are atheists so I don't really think that thread would be any worse, it'd probably just turn into Politics Thread 3.0 (In The News is 2.0).

 

You're kidding, right? If anyone tried to discuss Islam, Jim, Bob and Connor would be right there to misconstrue arguments, misunderstand religious text and then call everyone bigots. It would be more of a tire fire than the politics thread is currently.

[connorp]

You're kidding, right? If anyone tried to discuss Islam, Jim, Bob and Connor would be right there to misconstrue arguments, misunderstand religious text and then call everyone bigots. It would be more of a tire fire than the politics thread is currently.

 

Misunderstanding religious texts >> using YouTube as a primary source of information

[Laika]

Misunderstanding religious texts >> using YouTube as a primary source of information

 

Putting this on your tombstone?

[Brownie19]

and it's just about time to lock up this thread.

 

2 votes for me this year, which I believe is 2 more than I've ever gotten. Nicest and most annoying. Awesome. I love this place.

[Spanky99]

and it's just about time to lock up this thread.

 

2 votes for me this year, which I believe is 2 more than I've ever gotten. Nicest and most annoying. Awesome. I love this place.

 

There's like 15-20 votes in total, I wouldn't sweat it, lol. Useless exercise imo, it just rustles jimmies and picks on certain posters.

Edited January 7, 2019 by Spanky99

[King]

Just wanted to say thank you to everyone who voted me as Best Fantasy Player. It's an honour!

[TheHurl]

The HOF veterans committee does a better job than our voters.

[Jimcanuck]

The biggest supporter of Trump on this board calls me damn dumb. The irony.

 

Also, Jack Flaherty would look good in a Jay's uniform.

[Spanky99]

The HOF veterans committee does a better job than our voters.

 

lol

[Boxcar]

The biggest supporter of Trump on this board calls me damn dumb. The irony.

 

Also, Jack Flaherty would look good in a Jay's uniform.

 

Obviously wasn't just me. Also I only got one vote and it was for calling out Grant's ********.

 

So not very ironic at all, I guess. Just an example of you being out of touch.

[Daniel Labude]

Best Overall Poster: P2F

Also getting votes were BTS, Orgfiller, Boxcar, Spanky, JFL19, and JFL15.

Funniest Poster: Spanky99

Boxcar finished 1 vote behind; also receiving votes were Laika, BTS, Pendleton, JFL19, Olerud, Dick_Pole, Dr. Dinger, and TheHurl.

Nicest Poster: TheHurl

P2F finished 1 vote behind; also receiving votes were Abomination, Terminator, Spanky99, vdubmvp, Todd, Brownie19, Orgfiller, BigCecil, and Carlos Danger.

Best Foreign Poster: Terminator

Also receiving votes were Angrioter, Littlemoon, Bobthe4th, Spanky99, and Boxcar.

Dumbest Poster: Jimcanuck

Also receiving votes were wamco, tercet, JFL19, and Boxcar.

Most out of touch poster: Grant/Jimcanuck (co)

Also receiving votes were saskjayfan, SaskJaysFan_2, Bobthe4th, L54, tercet, and Olerud.

Best Female Poster: vdubmvp

Littlemoon finished 1 vote behind; also receiving votes were Cookie, BTS, and SirBJay.

Best New Poster/Rookie Of The Year: Littlemoon

Also receiving votes were MikeM, Laika, william, JFL19, and Spanky.

Comeback poster of the year: LetTheBallFly

Krylian and TheHurl finished 1 vote behind; also receiving votes were BBBB, Boxcar, and Abomination.

Most Annoying Poster: Jimcanuck

BBBB finished 1 vote behind; also receiving votes were tercet, Bobthe4th, silvergun, Grant, JFL19, 3 AM Spanky99, Brownie19, Olerud, Georgia Peach, and Carlos Danger.

Best Troll: Todd/Dick_Pole (co)

Laika finished 1 vote behind; also receiving votes were King, P2F, Georgia Peach, Olerud, and JFL19.

Best Mod: TheHurl/BTS (co)

Also receiving votes were Deadpool and Admin.

Best infrequent poster: spats

Also receiving votes were intentional wok, Littlemoon, Twisted Logic, JFL19, Georgia Peach, Chappy, tercet, Dr. Dinger, BigCecil, and BBBB.

Thread of the year: Around Baseball 2018

Also receiving votes were League of #Despair, Orioles Hangout Thread, FIFA World Cup, Vidya Games Chat, Politics Thread, Billy McKinney Top Comparables, Official Prospects/MiLB Thread, DFS Contest, COCK Thread, and Can the Jays Stick?

Best new board meme: Ten Straight Balls

Also receiving votes were Justin Upton Upside and Trade Donaldson.

Biggest disappointment (decent poster that slipped): silvergun

King and intentional wok finished 1 vote behind; also receiving votes were Boxcar, BigCecil, Laika, NJH, SirBJay, Angrioter, JFL19, GD, and Todd.

Worst Overall Poster: wamco/tercet (co)

Jimcanuck finished 1 vote behind; also receiving votes were Bobthe4th, 3 AM Spanky, JFL19, King, and Todd.

Worst Troll: tercet/Carlos Danger/JFL19 (co)

Also receiving votes were BBBB, King, Russian bots, Olerud, and Jimcanuck.

 

Best BJMB fantasy player: King

Also receiving votes were jaysblue, 2 Guys 1 Cup, TCA, Maahfaace, and Boxcar.

 

Favourite poster: Spanky/Boxcar (co)

P2F finished 1 vote behind; also receiving votes were JFL19, Dr. Dinger, King, TheHurl, and BTS.

 

Hall of Fame: Spanky99

Also receiving votes were Kirksaw and eastcoastjaysfan.

 

Congrats to all the winners and nominees! 2018 was a good year, but let's get some new blood up in here, please.

 

After 2 years of Comeback poster...I'm setting my sights on the big league awards

[TheHurl]

After 2 years of Comeback poster...I'm setting my sights on the big league awards

 

Can one win back to back comeback poster awards?

[Terminator]

I don't know if I'm actually a foreigner (I have Canadian citizenship but have never lived in Canada) but if you guys want to keep giving me this award I will keep accepting it. I'm not even sure I'd count Bob (who is also deserving of the award), Canadians are basically English-American hybrids anyway. Ang is the one true foreigner deserving of the award. Where is littlemoon from?

[Terminator]

The Politics thread is heavily represented in this voting which is incredibly stupid, as it's easily the most toxic thread on the board.

 

We should rename that thread The Communism Thread. We all did a political quiz recently and 3/4 of the people posting there are to the left of Karl Marx.

[Terminator]

Congrats P2F, well deserved!