What's your motivation for taking a shit in the morning?

[Spanky99]

A s*** load of draught and beer the night prior, Beans and wieners back from the bar? Or a sexy night, ball game and shellfish poisoning? Do tell...

[jays4life19]

So I don't poop my pants at work

[Spanky99]

So I don't poop my pants at work

 

Ditto... just get through the day, be safe.

 

Also using air wick spray and s*** jokes. Not within a womens' ear shot, cause it's gross.

[King]

Fascinating psychological study right here

[Abomination]

Fascinating psychological study right here

 

I pity the poor person who undertakes it.

[Spanky99]

Fascinating psychological study right here

 

So coffee?

[Spanky99]

I pity the poor person who undertakes it.

 

Established/ ^^^

[Krylian]

Reading some of your posts gives me all the motivation I need.

[Laika]

So I don't poop my pants at work

 

Ditto...

 

Spanky, you have a job?

[mellowgold]

Good thing we have mods here.

[SaskJaysFan_2]

Unless I just drank a Shamrock Shake and want to see green poop, I do not s***. Refuse to.

[HERPDERP]

No one wants to get caught in rush hour traffic haven't to do the #3

[BTS]

I always wait until I get to work. Gives me a chance to get some quality morning BJMB posting in.

[P2F]

I always wait until I get to work. Gives me a chance to get some quality morning BJMB posting in.

 

Plus, then you get paid to do it, which is a bonus.

[JG34]

Plus, then you get paid to do it, which is a bonus.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time.

[BTS]

Plus, then you get paid to do it, which is a bonus.

 

Of course this is part of the rationale. Never do for free what someone will pay you to do.

[jays4life19]

I always wait until I get to work. Gives me a chance to get some quality morning BJMB posting in.

 

You don't openly post on your work computer?

[BTS]

You don't openly post on your work computer?

 

Of course I do, but the bathroom is so much more relaxing. Nobody looking over your shoulder.

[Boxcar]

A s*** load of draught and beer the night prior, Beans and wieners back from the bar? Or a sexy night, ball game and shellfish poisoning? Do tell...

 

If you just wear an adult diaper, there's no need. Just s*** whenever and wherever you want and blame someone else for the smell.

[Brownie19]

If you just wear an adult diaper, there's no need. Just s*** whenever and wherever you want and blame someone else for the smell.

 

This explains why Asia has moved ahead of the US...

[Abomination]

This explains why Asia has moved ahead of the US...

 

It also explains why Boxy has been in such a sour mood lately.

[wilko]

http://dai.ly/x6fl1fx

[P2F]

Of course this is part of the rationale. Never do for free what someone will pay you to do.

 

http://www.workpoop.com

[AdamGreenwood]

A s*** load of draught and beer the night prior, Beans and wieners back from the bar? Or a sexy night, ball game and shellfish poisoning? Do tell...

 

How else would I be able to throw feces at Tim Horton's workers?

[Shart]

Taking a s*** helps get rid of my morning stiffy.

[Virgil_Hiltz]

Only take a s*** in the morning when I give my opinion when asked about Buck Showalters managering!

[Boxcar]

Did you guys know that the reason that woman threw her s*** at the Tim's workers is because they wouldn't let her use the bathroom? Her actions make a lot more sense in that context.

[The Cats Ass]

Did you guys know that the reason that woman threw her s*** at the Tim's workers is because they wouldn't let her use the bathroom? Her actions make a lot more sense in that context.

 

I read somewhere she was already banned from that Tim Hortons. My guess is she used the washroom for shooting up and was leaving behind needles and stuff. Or maybe bathing in the washroom.

[Agk47]

the thought that you might be looking up at me.

[FrozenRopes]

Mother nature rings the bell