mellowgold

100% I really, really wanted Lindor. I was pretty happy with Springer at the time but I just felt like Lindor was the perfect target and the perfect fit here. Oh well, at least we got the guy who was traded for Lindor...

Horwitz is even more Piratesish than he is Guardiansish

Who's the AL MVP right now, Witt or Judge? Soto might hit 10 fWAR this season and come in a distant third. Crazy year.

Kikuchi's first two batters faced as an Astro: Double off the wall to Yandy and then a homer to Dylan Carlson (his first of the season)

Yeah, JRam really is still a perfect fit if we can finally get him. Him and Bellinger would be nice. ss Bo 3b JRam lf Belly 1b Vlad rf Springer cf Varsho c Kirk/Jansen dh 2b I'm good with the rotation depth right now but we'd probably have to sign some shitballer to battle for the #5/6 spot, as I assume at least one of Manoah or Tiedemann would be Cleveland bound in this scenario. And I'm on board with Hader for the pen.

I'm so desperate for Ohtani news I'm reading Steve Simmons articles.

For retarded?

Cool. Can he hit?

Happy Ohtani Day?

We got this.

Some small consolation for having to play in Ohio, I guess.

There is a Chick-Fil-A in Oshawa now. And I think they opened a few other locations around the GTA

Body double.

Without diving into the numbers, I would think that Varsho and Chapman are the likeliest candidates. Maybe Berrios.

Wow, good job Spanky! Want a milkbone? Oh, you're a good boy, aren't you? Yes you are. Stay in your lane, the adults are talking.