BJMB Hottest Jays rankings 2016

[King]

Hi Everyone. It's time for the 2016 BJMB Hottest Jays rankings. Eligible players are listed below. Send me a PM of your rankings from 1-25 with commentary (does not have to be long, maybe a few sentences on select players) and they will be compiled into a google doc. The final list will be released starting in the middle throughout December 23rd/24th to December 26th. Anyone from the BJMB is encouraged to submit a list.

 

Rules as per the TRM from last year

1. Send me your list of Jays, from hottest to not hottest by PM. The list of eligible Jays are listed below. Please rank every player.

2. Try not to influence the rankings of others, but healthy discussion on the merits (or lack thereof) of any Jays player is fine.

3. Don't be homophobic. It's not f***ing hard.

4. Provide commentary with your rankings. However, know that I may choose to include these quotes this in the dramatic reveal from 25-1.

5. I reserve the right to add further rules as they become necessary.

6. Please let me know if you DO NOT consent to having your rankings shared.

7. Have fun!

 

Eligible Players

Russell Martin

A.J. Jimenez

Justin Smoak

Steve Pearce

Kendrys Morales

Devon Travis

Darwin Barney

Ryan Goins

Troy Tulowitzki

Josh Donaldson

Melvin Upton Jr.

Ezequiel Carrera

Dalton Pompey

Kevin Pillar

Aaron Sanchez

J.A. Happ

Marco Estrada

Marcus Stroman

Francisco Liriano

Roberto Osuna

Jason Grilli

Joe Biagini

Danny Barnes

Aaron Loup

Glenn Sparkman

 

 

 

2015 Rankings

25. Chavez

24. Osuna

23. Sanchez

22. Dickey

21. Loup

20. Colabello

19. Smoak

18. Happ

17. Encarnacion

16. Travis

15. Cecil

14. Thole

13. Hutchison

12. Bautista

11. Revere

10. Barney

9. Saunders

8. Stroman

7. Goins

6. Estrada

5. Pillar

T3. Pompey

T3. Martin

2. Donaldson

1. Tulowitzki

 

http://www.bluejaysmessageboard.com/threads/5898-Forum-Hottest-Jays-Rankings

 

 

 

Good Luck to all players and rankers involved! Will Tulo retain his #1 spot? Will Osuna take last spot with the departure of Chavez?

[jays4life19]

Can we all post selfies and do a "BJMB Hottest poster rankings" next?

[jays_fever]

Can we all post selfies and do a "BJMB Hottest poster rankings" next?

 

Seems like an easy way for the dogg to hunt us all down

[jays4life19]

Seems like an easy way for the dogg to hunt us all down

 

Touche. Nvm.

[JFD]

Can we rank the players wives/gf's instead?

[Jonn]

Can we rank the players wives/gf's instead?

 

Biggest cock contest?

[Candy Maldonado]

When we say hottest, is it just face or do we take body and personality into consideration?

[Terminator]

It's here!

[jays4life19]

When we say hottest, is it just face or do we take body and personality into consideration?

 

Body for sure. This is about objectifying these men as much as possible.

[King]

When we say hottest, is it just face or do we take body and personality into consideration?

 

"

I'd suggest that the rationale for these rankings be at the discretion of the ranker. By that I mean whatever they determine to factor into an individual being hot is allowable to be considered. This includes, but is not limited to, facial aesthetics, physique, personality, sexual adventurousness, sense of humour, etc." - TRM

[bendera3]

Didn't we wait until the opening day roster was out to do it last year?

[Candy Maldonado]

Didn't we wait until the opening day roster was out to do it last year?

 

no because Revere is in last year's rankings and Storen isn't

[43211234]

Don't know how Tulo won last year. He doesn't have the best face.

[Pendleton]

[Krylian]

How is this even a thing

[King]

We have received our first entry!

[King]

Make that 3. Coming in hot!

[Captain Adama]

No pun intended?

[Boxcar]

Making my list of hottest men

 

at 11:45 PM

 

on a Saturday

 

 

I'm so alone

 

E: Damn, AJ Jimenez kinda looks like Alex Rios

[FrozenRopes]

Is this literally a thread about their appearance etc? If yes, what a bunch of f***ing morons you are. If no, explain the s*** out of it because it sounds like a hot or not contest by men about men. That makes it grinder, not tinder.

[TheHurl]

TRM gonna rage.

[TheHurl]

Is this literally a thread about their appearance etc? If yes, what a bunch of f***ing morons you are. If no, explain the s*** out of it because it sounds like a hot or not contest by men about men. That makes it grinder, not tinder.

 

We have women on this board, we have gay men on this board and we have men who can look at another man and say "damn I hope I find Marcus Stroman's package under my tree this Christmas" But if you hate Christmas we are accepting of that.

[FrozenRopes]

When we say hottest, is it just face or do we take body and personality into consideration?

 

We have women on this board, we have gay men on this board and we have men who can look at another man and say "damn I hope I find Marcus Stroman's package under my tree this Christmas" But if you hate Christmas we are accepting of that.

 

WTF? You realize that other teams fans come here right? Anyways, fill your boots, this forum just lost street cred however.

[TheHurl]

WTF? You realize that other teams fans come here right? Anyways, fill your boots, this forum just lost street cred however.

 

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/e4/e4b2ed115d1683296a95a8440bca2cdd23ff242e7d6eeaef5a85d87b6c441d44.jpg

[Pendleton]

WTF? You realize that other teams fans come here right? Anyways, fill your boots, this forum just lost street cred however.

 

You being uncomfortable with this says a lot more about you than anyone else.

[Boxcar]

Is this literally a thread about their appearance etc? If yes, what a bunch of f***ing morons you are. If no, explain the s*** out of it because it sounds like a hot or not contest by men about men. That makes it grinder, not tinder.

 

This guy is triggered

[GD]

WTF? You realize that other teams fans come here right? Anyways, fill your boots, this forum just lost street cred however.

 

Penis

[FrozenRopes]

You being uncomfortable with this says a lot more about you than anyone else.

 

Not uncomfortable at all. It seems many of you may be closeting some deep desires, which is fine. It's just odd to bring them out on a baseball forum. Like I said, fill your boots, but there are probably safer spaces for you.

[King]

WTF? You realize that other teams fans come here right? Anyways, fill your boots, this forum just lost street cred however.

 

street cred

[King]

Not uncomfortable at all. It seems many of you may be closeting some deep desires, which is fine. It's just odd to bring them out on a baseball forum. Like I said, fill your boots, but there are probably safer spaces for you.

 

Sounds like you're the one that needs a safe space, sir.