The Jays sign Brett Oberholtzer

[bones10]

Imagine being Brett Oberholtzer and reading this thread? That would suck.

 

he should be able to rationalize that he has done more with his life than anybody on an internet forum has/will ever done.

 

but yea he sucks

[AdamGreenwood]

Imagine if Brett Oberholtzer with the brain of Trevor Bauer read this thread.

[MunenoriKawasakiMVP]

Its a birthmark called port wine stain. I do have one of these (although treated with laser so it's not that visible) and I find it pretty awesome. As for the pitcher himself, it's something called organization depth and that we shouldn't really complain about as he will probably not pitch for the Jays next season.

[FrozenRopes]

 

Good depth signing and the invite is fine.

[AdamGreenwood]

Its a birthmark called port wine stain. I do have one of these (although treated with laser so it's not that visible) and I find it pretty awesome. As for the pitcher himself, it's something called organization depth and that we shouldn't really complain about as he will probably not pitch for the Jays next season.

 

Agree with most of what you said. Except, I think he will pitch for us at some point. Probably around 30-50 innings.

[Terminator]

Its a birthmark called port wine stain. I do have one of these (although treated with laser so it's not that visible) and I find it pretty awesome. As for the pitcher himself, it's something called organization depth and that we shouldn't really complain about as he will probably not pitch for the Jays next season.

 

Gorbachev probably has the most famous one.

[vdartanian]

Guy looks like Jesse Litsch after a pie eating contest, but whatever could be a useful depth piece if he could ever stop walking people and giving up moonshots!

[bzapple]

Guy looks like Jesse Litsch after a pie eating contest, but whatever could be a useful depth piece if he could ever stop walking people and giving up moonshots!

 

True, it's possible they may at some point need someone who can eat a lot of pies.

[Brownie19]

This man will not be featured in the Sexiest Blue Jay thread...F

[Terminator]

 

I love the "@JonHeyman 1st" credit. For one, Heyman said Oberholtzer was a rhp. Two, what a scoop!

[Cookie]

This man will not be featured in the Sexiest Blue Jay thread...F

 

He would rank higher than Smoak.

[Grant77]

Its a birthmark called port wine stain. I do have one of these (although treated with laser so it's not that visible) and I find it pretty awesome. As for the pitcher himself, it's something called organization depth and that we shouldn't really complain about as he will probably not pitch for the Jays next season.

 

http://fcatalanotto.org/vascular-birthmarks/

 

Lol

[TholesWeirdEye]

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