Eat a fucking fat dick bannister, you crusty cunt

[intentional wok]

Something else nobody is mentioning: we beat Texas in a 1-run game to knock them out of the postseason. Texas, the king of 1-run games this season.

 

f***ing classic.

 

This whole thing is like poetry.

 

Also, "Jeff" Bannister? I've been calling him Brian! Goddamnit.

 

Edited October 10, 2016 by intentional wok

[Ssyen]

Bush, Odor and Bannister are f***ing **********s! Go home go suck your dick to make you feel better!

[Krylian]

Bush, Odor and Bannister are f***ing **********s! Go home go suck your dick to make you feel better!

 

That's just silly.

 

They need to suck each other's dicks. Let's be realistic.

[Angrioter]

[GD]

This whole thing is like poetry.

 

Also, "Jeff" Bannister? I've been calling him Brian! Goddamnit.

 

 

Brian is the analytics god who saved Rich Hill w/ Boston.

[Boxcar]

 

lol

[Captain Adama]

Brian is the analytics god who saved Rich Hill w/ Boston.

 

Didn't he help with Grienke as well?

[Pendleton]

http://sportige.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Rangers-Sponsor-e1444913196514.jpg

[flafson]

I'm happy we won and all, but why be so nasty towards them? I get the Odor thing but Bannister hasn't done anything to justify this kind of language IMO.

[Boxcar]

I'm happy we won and all, but why be so nasty towards them? I get the Odor thing but Bannister hasn't done anything to justify this kind of language IMO.

 

What? From demanding that fans who heckle him be ejected, to ordering Bush to throw at Bautista on the very last opportunity of the year, to him acting like a stupid buzzkill when we were all trying to celebrate, he can get f***ed for all I care. He sets the tone for his team of miserable *******s.

 

oh yeah, I didn't even mention his stupid smug ass face he wears all the time.

Edited October 10, 2016 by Boxcar

[Molitor]

Extending a great big FU to Jeff Banister, that smug *******

 

How does it taste to lose 6 straight playoff games to the Jays? Mmmmmm, I bet it tastes good.

[glory]

Bannister is just as much a ******** as Odor, if not worse.

[flafson]

What? From demanding that fans who heckle him be ejected, to ordering Bush to throw at Bautista on the very last opportunity of the year, to him acting like a stupid buzzkill when we were all trying to celebrate, he can get f***ed for all I care. He sets the tone for his team of miserable *******s.

 

oh yeah, I didn't even mention his stupid smug ass face he wears all the time.

 

Common, managers don't order players to throw at other players.

If anything, Odor probably set the tone for anyone to throw at Bautista the same way Donaldson set the tone for Happ to throw at the Yankees.

[KingKat]

Common, managers don't order players to throw at other players.

 

Are you serious? You think Bush, who wasn't even on the team last year, did that just for fun?

[Terminator]

What? From demanding that fans who heckle him be ejected, to ordering Bush to throw at Bautista on the very last opportunity of the year, to him acting like a stupid buzzkill when we were all trying to celebrate, he can get f***ed for all I care. He sets the tone for his team of miserable *******s.

 

oh yeah, I didn't even mention his stupid smug ass face he wears all the time.

 

Couldn't agree more and I'll add Bannister's unhinged incitement of the Rangers crowd when the whole Odor punch went down. His team started it all because they were butthurt over a batflip and they waited until the very last chance that they had to retaliate in order to minimize the chances for the Blue Jays to retaliate. He then runs on the field yelling and clapping his hands like a buffoon while waiving his arms around. The guy is a total clown.

[flafson]

A great illustration of Donaldson.

 

http://m.mlb.com/video/v1204840283/donaldson-baserunning-demo-with-byrnes-and-floyd

[candymartinez]

It gives me so much pleasure to see the Orioles and Rangers lose so badly and their mouth breathing fanbase so crushed. Loser players, managers and fans, it looks good on them.

 

Even if the Jays go on to get swept in the ALCS it won't be as bad as what happened to those pathetic excuses for franchises.

[Terminator]

It gives me so much pleasure to see the Orioles and Rangers lose so badly and their mouth breathing fanbase so crushed. Loser players, managers and fans, it looks good on them.

 

Even if the Jays go on to get swept in the ALCS it won't be as bad as what happened to those pathetic excuses for franchises.

 

You could not have scripted better outcomes so far this postseason. Beating the O's in dramatic fashion and then sweeping the Rangers with Odor committing an error on the final play.

[KingKat]

A great illustration of Donaldson.

 

http://m.mlb.com/video/v1204840283/donaldson-baserunning-demo-with-byrnes-and-floyd

 

Love how Eric Byrnes took the dive on that.

[flafson]

Love how Eric Byrnes took the dive on that.

 

Yea, his hair was exactly like Donaldson's, haha.

[flafson]

Are you serious? You think Bush, who wasn't even on the team last year, did that just for fun?

 

I don't think it was about fun, I think when your leaders in the dugout are all pissed and scream and create a general tone for revenge then the pitchers feel it's up to them to be part of that dugout and deliver on that revenge.

[Jonn]

Are you serious? You think Bush, who wasn't even on the team last year, did that just for fun?

 

Well judging from his history hes not a good person. So he might be a little f***ed in the head. Can't rule it out. But its obvious Bannister waited for his last opurtunity and used his hardest throwing reliever.

[ChrisS]

Bush was told to throw at Bautista, he had no choice. He was damn impressive last night.

[canadiansportsjunkie]

I don't think Bush is a punk for throwing at Bautista but he is a goof

[Captain Adama]

I don't think Bush is a punk for throwing at Bautista but he is a goof

 

The man spent much of his life trying to make the big leagues and he wants to do his best to ensure his performance satisfies his manager. If he's told by Bannister to throw at Bautista, he has no leverage.

[fatcowxlive]

Are you serious? You think Bush, who wasn't even on the team last year, did that just for fun?

 

He could have tried to fit in with the team by making a statement

[Slade]

A great illustration of Donaldson.

 

http://m.mlb.com/video/v1204840283/donaldson-baserunning-demo-with-byrnes-and-floyd

 

JD actually did stop before coming home, the play is not even close if he kept running. I'd say that is even more impressive.

 

[Captain Adama]

He could have tried to fit in with the team by making a statement

 

100% he was told to by Bannister to nail Bautista.

[fatcowxlive]

100% he was told to by Bannister to nail Bautista.

 

How do you know? It's not really that odd that people do stupid s*** to "get in" with their group. I could definitely see him thinking "Well these guys constantly talk about how much of a bitch Bautista is, so let me show them I'm cool/I got their backs by hitting him"

[KingKat]

How do you know? It's not really that odd that people do stupid s*** to "get in" with their group. I could definitely see him thinking "Well these guys constantly talk about how much of a bitch Bautista is, so let me show them I'm cool/I got their backs by hitting him"

 

Well nobody knows for certain but you have to believe that Bannister told the whole team that they would wait until the last chance to throw at him. Otherwise, somebody else would have done it by then.