Implosion GDT: Shitty Blue Jays @ Seattle Mariners

[Jonn]

Who gives a f*** about the lineup these shitbags can't hit. They field like little leaguers. Estrada is pitching hurt. This is basically an automatic loss. It's hard to imagine winning a game in this series. Mariners will be in the second wild card by Wendsday.

 

#SeattleBetter

[vdubmvp]

Your butchering of Wednesday annoys me.

[Jonn]

Your butchering of Wednesday annoys me.

 

I do it on purpose. s***** day of the week. I can call it Hump Day if you prefer.

[saskjayfan]

I do it on purpose. s***** day of the week. I can call it Hump Day if you prefer.

 

or you could spell it correctly and quit trying to convince people you did it on purpose..lol

[Jonn]

or you could spell it correctly and quit trying to convince people you did it on purpose..lol

 

Nah I'm good.

[saskjayfan]

my name is little jonny! I'm too kool for school. Notice how cool is spelled with a K! I create the perfect game thread. If they Jays win, I declare my reverse psychology has paid off. If they lose, I continue to bash away and proclaim my brilliance for predicting this utter disaster.

 

Well little jonny, I have two words for you!

 

f*** YOU!

[Jonn]

I'm glad you got that off your chest.

[Olerud363]

my name is little jonny! I'm too kool for school. Notice how cool is spelled with a K! I create the perfect game thread. If they Jays win, I declare my reverse psychology has pid off. If they lose, I continue to bash away and proclaim my brilliance for predicting this utter disaster.

 

Well little jonny, I have two words for you!

 

f*** YOU!

 

Line ups??

 

Travis - at least he's under 30

Donaldson - torn labrum??

EE - actually not as good as before

Bautista - hits like .220 now

Martin - generic right handed slow guy who can pop a homer once a home stand

Tulo - same

Carrera -- Saunders sucks I guess

Upton - that guy who hit .140 for Braves

Pillar - ok .260 17 walks not a great hitter

 

Anyone wonder why we don't score runs

 

Seattle

 

Japanese guy like ben revere

Some other guy

Cano

Cruz

Seager's big brother who can play too

Lind!!

More guys

 

Pitching half an Estrada

 

Against young guy who throws hard

[Spanky99]

Who gives a f*** about the lineup these shitbags can't hit. They field like little leaguers. Estrada is pitching hurt. This is basically an automatic loss. It's hard to imagine winning a game in this series. Mariners will be in the second wild card by Wendsday.

 

#SeattleBetter

 

This thread isn't necessary, nor funny. #Fail

[Spanky99]

Yup, Peace out... GO JAYS GO!

[John_Havok]

my name is little jonny! I'm too kool for school. Notice how cool is spelled with a K! I create the perfect game thread. If they Jays win, I declare my reverse psychology has paid off. If they lose, I continue to bash away and proclaim my brilliance for predicting this utter disaster.

 

Well little jonny, I have two words for you!

 

f*** YOU!

 

I approve of this message. It reminds me of last year or maybe the year before when the Jays were down by like 9 runs or something early in the game and the fair weather fans were heading for the cliffs to fling themselves but the Jays came back and won and I launched a drunken f*** YOU thread to every one of those douchecanoes and told the to eat a bag of sweaty Dominican dicks....

 

Good times

[jays4life19]

The M's lineup is actually decent. Let's go Jays!

[el duque]

They have hit the bottom so most likely and since they can not go further down, from now on, they will go up and get the wild card

[Horses Fart]

I'm scured!!

[el duque]

George Costanza said that every initial instinct he had was wrong so the complete opposite must be right, time for the Jays to apply this philosophy

[vdubmvp]

I approve of this message. It reminds me of last year or maybe the year before when the Jays were down by like 9 runs or something early in the game and the fair weather fans were heading for the cliffs to fling themselves but the Jays came back and won and I launched a drunken f*** YOU thread to every one of those douchecanoes and told the to eat a bag of sweaty Dominican dicks....

 

Good times

 

Jays @ Reds? http://www.bluejaysmessageboard.com/threads/3370-GDT(1-3)-Toronto-Blue-Jays-Cincinnati-Reds-Hendricks-vs-Latos-7-10-PM-ET

 

One of my favourite threads on this board...

 

Not even watching. Going to see 22 Jump Street in like five min. Not wasting my time with these quitters.

WTF did I miss tonight? I f***ing go to the movies and we're down 8-0

 

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[West Texas Forever]

Got my pizza coming out of the oven on time for the 2nd inning implosion I am sure.

[TheGrandslamMan]

Not really liking the matchup and optics for this game as far as a Jays win goes. Walkers the kinda pitcher who usually give the Jays fits... But he's been known to be pretty volatile, so let's hope he's off his game and Estrada keeps us in it.

 

But still, The Jays at Safeco just doesn't bode well.

[Jimcanuck]

Estrada pitching? That's does it then, going to bed.

[John_Havok]

Jays @ Reds? http://www.bluejaysmessageboard.com/threads/3370-GDT(1-3)-Toronto-Blue-Jays-Cincinnati-Reds-Hendricks-vs-Latos-7-10-PM-ET

 

One of my favourite threads on this board...

 

I'm not sure if it was that one, could have been but I seemed pretty sober in that thread.

 

I burned ECJF pretty good in there though, but what can you expect when you choose to watch a channing Tatum movie over the jays, and proclaim that you're going to a wine tasting.....

 

*Edit*

 

Just bumped that thread yes it was that Game against the reds

[bones10]

If the Jays win tonight I'll go to the game tomorrow

[West Texas Forever]

Nelson Cruz goes 3-4 with a HR and 3 RBI's tonight, calling it.

[AdamLindsMom]

Anybody else's feed all f'd up?

[West Texas Forever]

If this team doesn't wake the f*** up tonight with all these fans in the crowd that made the trip down and cheer their hearts out, then this team is completely dead inside and out and are officially checked out.

[West Texas Forever]

Lol did you see that sea of Blue?

[el duque]

Nelson Cruz goes 3-4 with a HR and 3 RBI's tonight, calling it.

you really mean Encarnacion

[West Texas Forever]

you really mean Encarnacion

 

I'll take that too.

[West Texas Forever]

Another K for this team, setting some record lol

[THANOS]

Great start offense. Take FB down the middle and proceed to K.

[THANOS]

x2 lol