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vic city Draft Eligible

vic city

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Why this s*** would anyone want to cut part of their dick off?

 

I'm probably biased because I'm circumcised but I think it's cleaner and looks better than the ant eater alternative. Also, there is some truth to what z3ros is saying. I don't have any kids yet but if I had a son I would want him to get circumcised. It's kinda f***ed up when you think about it. But as bizarre as it is, I'm still pro circ and would want to pass that on to my son. Even if it's only for perceived esthetic reasons.

Deadpool Buffalo Bisons

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I'm probably biased because I'm circumcised but I think it's cleaner and looks better than the ant eater alternative. Also, there is some truth to what z3ros is saying. I don't have any kids yet but if I had a son I would want him to get circumcised. It's kinda f***ed up when you think about it. But as bizarre as it is, I'm still pro circ and would want to pass that on to my son. Even if it's only for perceived esthetic reasons.

 

Number of times that a girl has even mentioned, much less complained about, the fact that I'm uncircumcised in my entire life: 0

 

Yes, I realize that I'm setting myself up for jokes like "that's because that's also the number of girls who have seen your dick", but I'm secure enough that I'm sure I'll survive the barrage.

vic city Draft Eligible

vic city

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Number of times that a girl has even mentioned, much less complained about, the fact that I'm uncircumcised in my entire life: 0

 

Yes, I realize that I'm setting myself up for jokes like "that's because that's also the number of girls who have seen your dick", but I'm secure enough that I'm sure I'll survive the barrage.

 

Ya it's definitely not a deal breaker either way. There's a whole laundry list of things that are much worse to have (or not have). Topping that list would likely be micro penis and that guy that has 2 dicks, not sure which one is worse but thankful I don't fall in either category.

John_Havok MVP

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Ya it's definitely not a deal breaker either way. There's a whole laundry list of things that are much worse to have (or not have). Topping that list would likely be micro penis and that guy that has 2 dicks, not sure which one is worse but thankful I don't fall in either category.

 

What if he had 2 micro dicks?

Terminator All-Star

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Ya it's definitely not a deal breaker either way. There's a whole laundry list of things that are much worse to have (or not have). Topping that list would likely be micro penis and that guy that has 2 dicks, not sure which one is worse but thankful I don't fall in either category.

 

What's wrong with two dicks?

Deadpool Buffalo Bisons

Deadpool

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What if he had 2 micro dicks?

 

Asking the important questions...

 

Also, too, I think 2 dicks could be fun for a while, but I can't see it being anything but awful long term...

Jonn MVP

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Looks like Atkins is expecting us to lose Bautista, Donaldson, and Pillar for a few games. Maybe he can get hot with the bat.
vic city Draft Eligible

vic city

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Looks like Atkins is expecting us to lose Bautista, Donaldson, and Pillar for a few games. Maybe he can get hot with the bat.

 

Bro...we're talkin 2 dicks here. Take that s*** elsewhere.

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Number of times that a girl has even mentioned, much less complained about, the fact that I'm uncircumcised in my entire life: 0

 

 

Well that fact that they can't even see your foreskin once your hard makes it a complete non issue.

Brownie19 New Hampshire Fisher Cats

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Number of times that a girl has even mentioned, much less complained about, the fact that I'm uncircumcised in my entire life: 0

 

Yes, I realize that I'm setting myself up for jokes like "that's because that's also the number of girls who have seen your dick", but I'm secure enough that I'm sure I'll survive the barrage.

 

Actual conversation I just had..."hey hon, we're talking dicks on the BJMB...what do you think of uncircumcised dicks?" She said "they're nasty and you're weird".

Dylan All-Star

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Actual conversation I just had..."hey hon, we're talking dicks on the BJMB...what do you think of uncircumcised dicks?" She said "they're nasty and you're weird".

 

Had a very similar conversation earlier tonight, lmao

o2cui2i Vancouver Canadians

o2cui2i

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How on earth did we go off the rails so quickly lol

 

http://66.media.tumblr.com/4c561db02ac7f3e62e3d402bd8c3fedd/tumblr_mgs0eegCV01r99egpo1_500.jpg

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fatcowxlive

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Actual conversation I just had..."hey hon, we're talking dicks on the BJMB...what do you think of uncircumcised dicks?" She said "they're nasty and you're weird".

 

Hahahahahahaha

 

http://66.media.tumblr.com/4c561db02ac7f3e62e3d402bd8c3fedd/tumblr_mgs0eegCV01r99egpo1_500.jpg

 

Actual representation of what happened!!!!!!

o2cui2i Vancouver Canadians

o2cui2i

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Hahahahahahaha

 

 

 

Actual representation of what happened!!!!!!

 

the escalator is only two steps until it gets aroused.

John_Havok MVP

John_Havok

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Asking the important questions...

 

Also, too, I think 2 dicks could be fun for a while, but I can't see it being anything but awful long term...

 

Interesting thought, Deadpool himself clearly can't be circumsized. Even if Wade Wilson was prior to the experiments, it would have grown back as soon as the healign factor kicked in

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Cyborg FCL Blue Jays

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BJMB Contest Idea

Circ or Trunk?

 

1. JFL19 ponies up $50 to Jays Shop

2. A trusted member of the community is chosen to be the confidential holder of the data.

3. Everyone who wants to partake submits a simple GoogleForm with their Poster Name and whether they are circ or trunk.

4. Everyone who submitted may then guess which posters who also submitted are circ or trunk.

5. Without giving actual answers, the data holder determines the standings and the person with the most right answers gets the prize.

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How fitting that a message board full of blue jay fan cocks and dicks, would turn a post about the jays acquiring jimmy parades, into a conversation about cocks and dicks.
Maahfaace FCL Blue Jays

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When I was young and flexible I could partially autofellate. I wonder if Bautista has this ability.

 

Ewwwww

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