Barry Davis demoted?

Jonn · April 11, 2016

It's so weird that I forgot all about those groupie sites, considering my friend used to constantly show me posts from one of them. I figured now was a good time to look it up (starting with Donaldson, of course), and they're as classic as ever:

"JD had a long-term girlfriend, but they split. I'm surprised there isn't much written on here about him since his sexploits are pretty epic. If you're looking for a quickie encounter, then JD's your guy - but don't expect anything meaningful from him. The guy's super sketch and a total sleaze. He regularly adds sweet, young things on Twitter and then DMs them requesting nudes. And he's not interested in chatting you up - he'll go straight to sexting. He also likes getting freaky on SnapChat. He'll then unfollow once he gets what he wants. And he's pretty selfish in the sex game, so don't think you'll get some great cock shots in return. He's a taker, not a giver and then he's on to the next. Oh and he likes em young ... sometimes REAL young. So if your path crosses with the Bringer of Rain, I hope you don't get too caught up in the fame game and can see him for the trash human being he really is. You're worth more than what he has to offer."

So JD is banging 18-19 year old models. Who wouldn't if you had the opportunity.

gbill2004 · April 11, 2016

I wonder if Barry Davis is banging 18 year old models too?

Brownie19 · April 11, 2016

I can't really remember them completely so take this with a HUGE grain of salt but one of them involved Glavine when he was on the Mets. He supposedly knocked up a side piece, paid for her abortion and then never talked to her again.

I fail to see the fault in Tom's approach...

Krylian · April 11, 2016

It's so weird that I forgot all about those groupie sites, considering my friend used to constantly show me posts from one of them. I figured now was a good time to look it up (starting with Donaldson, of course), and they're as classic as ever:

"JD had a long-term girlfriend, but they split. I'm surprised there isn't much written on here about him since his sexploits are pretty epic. If you're looking for a quickie encounter, then JD's your guy - but don't expect anything meaningful from him. The guy's super sketch and a total sleaze. He regularly adds sweet, young things on Twitter and then DMs them requesting nudes. And he's not interested in chatting you up - he'll go straight to sexting. He also likes getting freaky on SnapChat. He'll then unfollow once he gets what he wants. And he's pretty selfish in the sex game, so don't think you'll get some great cock shots in return. He's a taker, not a giver and then he's on to the next. Oh and he likes em young ... sometimes REAL young. So if your path crosses with the Bringer of Rain, I hope you don't get too caught up in the fame game and can see him for the trash human being he really is. You're worth more than what he has to offer."

Bringer of Rain..... All over her face.

Atothe · April 12, 2016

I wonder if Barry Davis is banging 18 year old models too?

Now you're making it weird.

gbill2004 · April 12, 2016

Now you're making it weird.

So up to this point it wasn't weird?

jaysblue · April 12, 2016

I wonder if Barry Davis is banging 18 year old models too?

Sure if he's paying for it.

Rusty_Savage · April 12, 2016

I heard that Pat, Buck and Barry spit roasted Hazel

Slade · April 12, 2016

lol where do you guys find these stories?

TheHurl · April 12, 2016

lol where do you guys find these stories?

groupie message boards. If you google you can find...but you need to know the secret handshake to get an account. you can find celebrity dick size on many messageboards...or this blogspot http://celebritymonstercockguide.blogspot.ca/ warning NSFW

Stangstag · April 12, 2016

I wonder if Barry Davis is banging 18 year old models too?

Maybe male models

Pendleton · April 12, 2016

At what point does a model achieve the status of "super"?

gbill2004 · April 12, 2016

At what point does a model achieve the status of "super"?

Once she's been with Josh Donaldson.

gbill2004 · April 13, 2016

Is Barry working tonight's game?

Laika · April 13, 2016

Is Barry working tonight's game?

how the f*** would anyone here know?

gbill2004 · April 13, 2016

how the f*** would anyone here know?

Well obviously you don't know.

Laika · April 13, 2016

Well obviously you don't know.

Just realized that Sportsnet actually lists their probable TV crew on the website! Who knew.

http://www.sportsnet.ca/schedule/tele_crew

burlingtonbandit · April 13, 2016

Better question is who actually cares if Barry Davis is working or not? I understand if it was Shulman but its the f***ing sideline reporter of all people...

King · April 13, 2016

Well obviously you don't know.

Is 2004 the year you were born?

Cyborg · April 13, 2016

Just realized that Sportsnet actually lists their probable TV crew on the website! Who knew.

http://www.sportsnet.ca/schedule/tele_crew

Weak. Should be a direct image link.

Governator · April 13, 2016

Is 2004 the year you were born?

Just a couple years after you!

KingKat · April 13, 2016

Weak. Should be a direct image link.

Links actually blocked for me (not that I really care about the broadcast team).

gbill2004 · April 13, 2016

Better question is who actually cares if Barry Davis is working or not? I understand if it was Shulman but its the f***ing sideline reporter of all people...

I find Barry Davis entertaining.

gbill2004 · April 13, 2016

Chicks dig guys who are on TV. I guarantee Barry Davis has groupies waiting for him after every Jays game.

Governator · April 13, 2016

Chicks dig guys who are on TV. I guarantee Barry Davis has groupies waiting for him after every Jays game.

"OMG There's Josh Donaldson!!!!"

"OMG OMG OMG LOOK LOOK, IT'S BARRY DAVIS!!!!"

Yeah... I don't think so.

Sammy225 · April 13, 2016

Chicks dig guys who are on TV. I guarantee Barry Davis has groupies waiting for him after every Jays game.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/rofling.gif

gbill2004 · April 13, 2016

"OMG There's Josh Donaldson!!!!"
"OMG OMG OMG LOOK LOOK, IT'S BARRY DAVIS!!!!"

Yeah... I don't think so.

So Barry Davis and Josh Donaldson always leave the stadium after games together?

Guarantee Barry is getting regular groupie pussy.

Governator · April 13, 2016

So Barry Davis and Josh Donaldson always leave the stadium after games together?
Guarantee Barry is getting regular groupie pussy.

Part of me believes you have a Barry Davis poster above your bed.

gbill2004 · April 13, 2016

Part of me believes you have a Barry Davis poster above your bed.

Part of you may be correct.

HazelsGoogleEye · April 13, 2016

Barry Doofus is no more or less annoying then Hazel Mae and her googly eyes. I say get rid of both of em and replace them with hot brainless blonde chicks like Fox sports does.