Forum Hottest Jays Rankings

[TRM]

I had #1 for a guy who you slobs probably had in your bottom 5.

 

I'm only gonna provide mild spoilers, but this is not the case.

[bendera3]

Revere should NOT be outside the top 5.

[TRM]

Next time I update, I will share 19/20, as well as 10 through 7

[GD]

Ben Revere is f***ing ripped. Smh @ you guys

[Boxcar]

Wo, Hutch looks devilshly handsome in that second pic.

 

Squints got jobbed.

[Governator]

Ben Revere is f***ing ripped. Smh @ you guys

 

Muscle doesn't mean hot...

[GD]

Muscle doesn't mean hot...

 

have fun with Dioner Navarro

[bendera3]

Muscle doesn't mean hot...

 

It doesn't. But it helps.

[43211234]

Revere has a weird face.

[Governator]

have fun with Dioner Navarro

 

We're not ranking Navarro noob.

[guylaroche5]

if only chad jenkins was eligible

[Candy Maldonado]

Revere should be near the top. Shame shame shame

[Zaun of the Dead]

haha wow I had travis way higher than everyone else did

[Dr. Dinger]

Revere should be near the top. Shame shame shame

 

This really depends on if you are a face or body guy. If you're a body guy, Revere is an easy Top 3.

[Dr Negative]

Thole would have been higher if he could hit the ball.

[Boxcar]

Thole would have been higher if he could hit the ball.

 

No, its the fact that he often looks cross-eyed is what puts people off.

 

If not for that, he's pretty handsome.

[Dr. Dinger]

No, its the fact that he often looks cross-eyed is what puts people off.

 

If not for that, he's pretty handsome.

 

Yep, it's the lazy eye that kills it for me.

[Terminator]

Travis should be in the ugly tier IMO. Looks like a homeless munchkin.

 

Revere is right where he belongs. Too much babyface to be any higher.

[BigCecil]

Lol. Reading this thread. Some funny stuff. Not that they ever would but imagine the players reading the comments on them..."homeless munchkin" and their mouth breathing lazy eye etc etc. It's Seinfeldian. There is no bottom to the depth of our shallowness.

[highhard2]

Yep, it's the lazy eye that kills it for me.

 

You'd eat his ******* and guzzle that s*** like a champ dinger,don't lie.

[Dr. Dinger]

You'd eat his ******* and guzzle that s*** like a champ dinger,don't lie.

 

There are very few MLBers I would RJ, and he isn't one of them. Now Bryce Harper... he can sit on my face any day.

[TheHurl]

Lol. Reading this thread. Some funny stuff. Not that they ever would but imagine the players reading the comments on them..."homeless munchkin" and their mouth breathing lazy eye etc etc. It's Seinfeldian. There is no bottom to the depth of our shallowness.

 

once the list is complete I will tweet the thread out to a few of them

[Boxcar]

Make sure to add that they were rated by like 20 dudes and a frumpy young woman who wears jeans

[TheHurl]

this does open up a question though...does anyone here actually have the password for the Twitter account? I know someone along the way changed it.

[The Cats Ass]

No, its the fact that he often looks cross-eyed is what puts people off.

 

If not for that, he's pretty handsome.

 

Never noticed that before. Maybe from looking at too many Knuckleballs?

[GD]

this does open up a question though...does anyone here actually have the password for the Twitter account? I know someone along the way changed it.

 

Probably North

[Boxcar]

Never noticed that before. Maybe from looking at too many Knuckleballs?

 

Did anyone else find this really funny? Holy f***, I just pictured Thole back there catching Dickey all cross-eyed with that goofy smile on his face

[Dr Negative]

once the list is complete I will tweet the thread out to a few of them

 

I can't imagine a better Christmas present for Josh Donaldson.

[Governator]

I can't imagine a better Christmas present for Josh Donaldson.

 

 

I don't think Donaldson is as hot as some of you think. I mean if we're judging this on 80% skill + looks then he's the champ, but I don't think he has a keen eye on dress style and I think his hair is way overrated.

[Dr Negative]

I don't think Donaldson is as hot as some of you think. I mean if we're judging this on 80% skill + looks then he's the champ, but I don't think he has a keen eye on dress style and I think his hair is way overrated.

 

I think I had him at #3, I'm just predicting that he's going to win.