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jays4life19

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Uggh, f***. The only reason Goins should be in the line-up at all is for his stellar infield defense, there's literally NO OTHER REASON TO PUT HIM IN THE LINE-UP

 

I think his infield defense is a bit over rated TBH. But Jesus f*** putting him in LF (When you don't have to) is just f***ing stupid.

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I think his infield defense is a bit over rated TBH. But Jesus f*** putting him in LF (When you don't have to) is just f***ing stupid.

 

It's not over-rated, he's the best I've seen since Alomar, I know other people say the same thing.

 

Yeah this is stupid. Just put Carerra there FFS.

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I think his infield defense is a bit over rated TBH. But Jesus f*** putting him in LF (When you don't have to) is just f***ing stupid.

 

Yeah...someone needs to take away Gibby's favourite toys.

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my co-worker reported today that on Friday his hot daughter went to toronto to celebrate a friend's birthday. 5 of them, all very hot girls, at the bar when a girl comes up and starts chatting, then asks if they want to party with her in a private booth.... so they agree and go over and there are bottles of booze on the table ($1000/bottle vodka) and a bunch of guys. Turns out to be Texas Rangers.... she was with Elvis Andrus most of the evening and Elvis now follows her on twitter

 

do the rangers come back to toronto this year, i need to take advantage somehow

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my co-worker reported today that on Friday his hot daughter went to toronto to celebrate a friend's birthday. 5 of them, all very hot girls, at the bar when a girl comes up and starts chatting, then asks if they want to party with her in a private booth.... so they agree and go over and there are bottles of booze on the table ($1000/bottle vodka) and a bunch of guys. Turns out to be Texas Rangers.... she was with Elvis Andrus most of the evening and Elvis now follows her on twitter

 

do the rangers come back to toronto this year, i need to take advantage somehow

 

Los machos latinos

RealAccountant Dunedin Blue Jays

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my co-worker reported today that on Friday his hot daughter went to toronto to celebrate a friend's birthday. 5 of them, all very hot girls, at the bar when a girl comes up and starts chatting, then asks if they want to party with her in a private booth.... so they agree and go over and there are bottles of booze on the table ($1000/bottle vodka) and a bunch of guys. Turns out to be Texas Rangers.... she was with Elvis Andrus most of the evening and Elvis now follows her on twitter

 

do the rangers come back to toronto this year, i need to take advantage somehow

 

Your coworker is happy about this?

HERPDERP Vancouver Canadians

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Thats the first time I've heard a father confirm their daughter is hot.

 

I mean, I know its common sense, but to publicly admit it? lol

Jimcanuck Buffalo Bisons

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Thats the first time I've heard a father confirm their daughter is hot.

 

I mean, I know its common sense, but to publicly admit it? lol

 

that's my description..... she was the designated driver at my backyard wedding reception last year, and f*** i wanted to marry her instead

vdubmvp FCL Blue Jays

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Player quirks that deserve their own threads:

 

Reyes' hair

Bautista's scowl

Edwin's parrot

Pillar's nose

Sanchez's ears

Donaldson's cock

 

Based on the discussion we've already seen, I think we all know which one would be the most successful.

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that's my description..... she was the designated driver at my backyard wedding reception last year, and f*** i wanted to marry her instead

 

Screenshotted and sent to your wife. Enjoy your divorce!

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Based on the discussion we've already seen, I think we all know which one would be the most successful.

 

We ALLLL know that you love Donaldson's cock, vdub, keep it in your pants! (Your ladycock, I mean, not Donaldson's cock, though if you can get Donaldson's cock in your pants, more power to you!)

vdubmvp FCL Blue Jays

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We ALLLL know that you love Donaldson's cock, vdub, keep it in your pants! (Your ladycock, I mean, not Donaldson's cock, though if you can get Donaldson's cock in your pants, more power to you!)

 

Pfft, many others here have discussed this topic much more than I have.

ElNik2013 FCL Blue Jays

ElNik2013

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she'll never leave me, no matter what i do

 

 

Of course she wouldn't. In fact, she'd love you more for being honest.

Deadpool Buffalo Bisons

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Pfft, many others here have discussed this topic much more than I have.

 

Yeah, but you're apparently first in line... :P

o2cui2i Vancouver Canadians

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Yeah, but you're apparently first in line... :P

 

she'd have to fight her way past a bunch of fapping men and boys first.

Deadpool Buffalo Bisons

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she'd have to fight her way past a bunch of fapping men and boys first.

 

As much as I love Donaldson as a Jays fan, there's a pretty slim chance that I would actually fellate him.

o2cui2i Vancouver Canadians

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As much as I love Donaldson as a Jays fan, there's a pretty slim chance that I would actually fellate him.

 

was talking about men standing around jerking themselves off... lol the fap posts have been many.

Deadpool Buffalo Bisons

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was talking about men standing around jerking themselves off... lol the fap posts have been many.

 

Yeah, so...

 

 

The fapping guys are the girls in this video, the girl willing to actually fellate JD is Wayne/Garth with the pass...

 

Not much of an issue... :P

RealAccountant Dunedin Blue Jays

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Why is collabello in for Smoak vs. a righty????

 

A smart GM would have played it to the league that now that Navarro is healthy, this team does not have a place for him, and tried to trade him for a small asset.

 

Cola's flukiness is now coming to an end. Seen it many times, as recently as last year with Juan Francisco.

Dick_Pole FCL Blue Jays

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We should disallow Deadpool and o2cui2i from making too much uninterrupted back and forth chatter so people don't get aneurysms scrolling down on these boards. At least until one of them changes their display pic.
Brownie19 New Hampshire Fisher Cats

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He didn't boink her

 

You mean the daughter didn't come home after a night out with Elvis Andrus and tell her Dad how she took the cock? shocking.

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Didn't even know this Bautista is 0 for his last 21

 

Barker suggests he move in the batters box

 

Barker is a no talent bum, not qualified to offer opinion

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