OPENING DAY GDT: Your Toronto Blue Jays @ NY Yankees - Hutchison vs. Tanaka - 1 PM ET

[HERPDERP]

remember to give a play by play for us working losers

[ScientificReason]

f*** the yankees.

[Rotator]

boos for Reyes and Martin the worst.

[Orgfiller]

remember to give a play by play for us working losers

 

Pre game introductions:

Yankee Stadium is surprisingly quiet.

Buck randomly barges in with unnecessary commentary once Devon Travis is introduced.

[glory]

Ok, enough Gibby bashing for me. Let's do this. Time to end the drought.

[Rotator]

lots of empty seats in the stadium still.

[GD]

It's genius to play the Darth Vader theme song for the rival team.

 

a lot of teams do this lol I love Star Wars introductions

 

Secretly, Dickey is digging this

[Zaun of the Dead]

hahaha buck

[ScientificReason]

Pre game introductions:

Yankee Stadium is surprisingly quiet.

Buck randomly barges in with unnecessary commentary once Devon Travis is introduced.

 

Buck already in mid-season form, bottle of whiskey gone.

[Nabru]

Where would I be able to find a stream? Thanks.

[glory]

lots of empty seats in the stadium still.

 

The Yankees are not as good anymore, and their core players are gone. Wouldn't surprise me if the fans take a while to come back.

[HERPDERP]

You guys don't have Easter Monday off? That sucks. I would have taken it off regardless.

 

I got the Friday off, but I would have called today sick if

 

a.) I didn't already call in sick last Monday

b.) Found out that this was an afternoon game

[Rotator]

Well this is suppose to be a sub .500 team. Yankees will always find a way to be a thorn in our side.

 

yeah but still its opening day. maybe long lines to get into their seats.

[ScientificReason]

You guys don't have Easter Monday off? That sucks. I would have taken it off regardless.

 

f*** that, Work From home, save vacation day, still do nothing but watch the game. Win/Win.

[leaffie]

yeah but still its opening day. maybe long lines to get into their seats.

 

 

 

new metal detectors that everyone has to go through to get into the park. warned everyone before to come early.

[jays76]

Where would I be able to find a stream? Thanks.

First Row Sports

[Zaun of the Dead]

"Gregg Zauns clothing provided by..."

 

THE SEASON HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN

[BTS]

According to Zaun, Price and Lester leaving the AL East makes the Jays 5-8 wins better. Please take this man off my TV.

[ScientificReason]

According to Zaun, Price and Lester leaving the AL East makes the Jays 5-8 wins better. Please take this man off my TV.

 

Zaun is a moron. He doesn't know what WAR means.

[King]

Lets go Blue Jays!!!

[Angrioter]

According to Zaun, Price and Lester leaving the AL East makes the Jays 5-8 wins better. Please take this man off my TV.

 

I'm ok with that. Lester 15 win pitchers and Price 17 wins pitcher.

and yes, i'm drunk and high too.

[Orgfiller]

According to Zaun, Price and Lester leaving the AL East makes the Jays 5-8 wins better. Please take this man off my TV.

 

I love the "a lot of big names left the AL East" narrative. The Sox added well-known players in Sandoval and Hanley, plus a few pitchers. The Yankees made some pretty shrewd moves, the Jays got Donaldson and Martin. It's not like everyone just let players go without consequence.

[Sammy225]

Well peace out peeps got the game PVRing so i will be staying away from phone/radio/internet for the next 5 hours have a good game

[King]

Hutch vs Tanaka

[bendera3]

Buck announcing while drunk makes me feel better about drinking at 1pm on a Monday.

[EdwinsParrot]

Let's go Jays!

[Horses Fart]

Who gets the Jays first hit of 15?

[HERPDERP]

Travis

[King]

Yankees feed for me

[Governator]

Who gets the Jays first hit of 15?

 

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