The Score drops DJF/Stoeten

[TheHurl]

This is such a great thread to have disseminated all over the Internet.

 

http://tmzworldnews.com/college-student-in-a-coma-after-attempting-to-drink-2-gallons-of-semen/

[TheHurl]

Blundell is gonna get 80,000 of his followers to check his thread and we are talking about dick size..

 

Then they'll properly understand this board. We really do talk about dick size a lot.

[crazy47larry]

Then they'll properly understand this board. We really do talk about dick size a lot.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_edvpGORxI

[vdubmvp]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_edvpGORxI

 

Why is he wearing clothes?

[crazy47larry]

Why is he wearing clothes?

 

playing hard to get

[Slot Machine]

I don't post very often but I just want to say that this is good thread. It could loosely be described as dick themed satire on the dangers of excessive political correctness.

[Terminator]

I don't post very often but I just want to say that this is good thread. It could loosely be described as dick themed satire on the dangers of excessive political correctness.

 

We have a very pro-dick discussion head mod.

 

Come for the baseball chat, stay for the dick discussion. That's what I say anyway.

[Boxcar]

Why is he wearing clothes?

 

I'm getting real tired of your constant male objectification. We are people, you know.

[Boxcar]

We have a very pro-dick discussion head mod.

 

Come for the baseball chat, stay for the dick discussion. That's what I say anyway.

 

I prefer ranking our 25 man based on handsomeness. That was a fun time.

[_Nox_]

Dinger, god dammit. Did you really call Stoeten "gifted" in this thread?

 

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

[Boxcar]

Dinger, god dammit. Did you really call Stoeten "gifted" in this thread?

 

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

 

Dinger's been slowly going senile for awhile now. He must be 30 like how Albert Pujols is 30.

 

ps every time i go back to look at your comments on Stoeten my brain just goes:

http://rekt.daniguardiola.me/snoop.gif

 

Excellent work.

[_Nox_]

Dinger's been slowly going senile for awhile now. He must be 30 like how Albert Pujols is 30.

 

True Cardinals just don't age well.

[_Nox_]

Looks like AndrewStoeten.com just redirects to some generic blog platform now.

 

Color me not surprised.

 

Even NJH knew that was a terrible idea on page 1 of this thread and he hails from a place where they got internet for the first time like 3 months ago.

[admin]

I've read one Stoeten article in my life. It was couple months into the season after the Florida trades offseason. He was calling out all the people who were 'panicking' about it and of course being an arrogant s*** head. Reminded me of Wilner, both need a slap across the face because they believe because they have a voice they can be arrogant *******s. There can only be one arrogant *******, and it's me.

[Deadpool]

a) How did I miss such a glorious, literal dick measuring contest?

 

I'm no fan of Blundell or Stoeten, but at least Stoeten has made me chuckle once or twice. Blundell is painfully unfunny.

[Dr. Dinger]

Dinger, god dammit. Did you really call Stoeten "gifted" in this thread?

 

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

 

Stoeten can turn a phrase. Sure, he gets lazy and mails it in a lot, but I think most of us would do that to if faced with churning out years of consistent and free content. He is a good writer when he buckles down. He is jaded from years of having to rebuke the hoi polloi, but I give him credit for fighting the good fight.

[vdubmvp]

I'm getting real tired of your constant male objectification. We are people, you know.

 

You'll be objectified and you'll like it.

[vdubmvp]

a) How did I miss such a glorious, literal dick measuring contest?

 

I'm no fan of Blundell or Stoeten, but at least Stoeten has made me chuckle once or twice. Blundell is painfully unfunny.

 

Yeah, this. I don't like either but Stoeten is still easily superior. I honestly don't even understand how Blundell got the job he currently has.