The Score drops DJF/Stoeten

[HERPDERP]

Boxy's dick so small he gets mistaken for a girl with a labia.

[Dr. Dinger]

To be clear, he was fired for nearly jeopardizing a court case because one of his cohosts was the jury foreman. I only find Blundell offensive because he isn't funny, I've never gotten the impression that he's actually a bigot (and I listened to his show a lot for almost 10 years) but he is an *******.

 

Yeah, I listened to his show a lot and I never thought he was a bigot. I did laugh sometimes, mostly at his sidekicks moreso than him. I think it was Todd Shapiro? I met a girl who banged him once and she said he was hung like a horse, speaking of big dicks.

[Dr. Dinger]

How should I measure? By seeing how much smaller each of your dicks are compared to mine?

 

I was going to suggest maybe a ruler or tape measure.

[Boxcar]

Yeah, I listened to his show a lot and I never thought he was a bigot. I did laugh sometimes, mostly at his sidekicks moreso than him. I think it was Todd Shapiro? I met a girl who banged him once and she said he was hung like a horse, speaking of big dicks.

 

Yeah once Jason and Todd left you really grasped how much he depended on them to make the show funny.

 

I was going to suggest maybe a ruler or tape measure.

 

How boring.

[BTS]

How should I measure? By seeing how much smaller each of your dicks are compared to mine?

 

You're Asian, ergo this is not possible.

[Boxcar]

You're Asian, ergo this is not possible.

 

That's racist. I can imply from this that you are a racist, sexist, classist, sizeist, transphobic, islamophobic, cis gendered heterosexual privileged white male shitlord. Scum.

[Nafro]

Boxy's dick so small he gets mistaken for a girl with a labia.

 

Please go back and learn a woman's anatomy. A woman actually has four labia, two minora and two majora.

 

I think the insult you were looking for is "Boxy's dick get's mistaken for an oversized clitoris"

[Boxcar]

Please go back and learn a woman's anatomy. A woman actually has four labia, two minora and two majora.

 

I think the insult you were looking for is "Boxy's dick get's mistaken for an oversized clitoris"

 

Man, I knew he was exceedingly dumb but I'm still in shock.

[Statman]

If I had a big cock I am pretty sure I wouldn't be spending my time posting on an internet message board.

[intentional wok]

There have been some seriously hilarious admissions in this thread.

[Psi]

If I had a big cock I am pretty sure I wouldn't be spending my time posting on an internet message board.

 

Lol @ this confession.

[Boxcar]

If I had a big cock I am pretty sure I wouldn't be spending my time posting on an internet message board.

 

That makes no sense.

[Dr. Dinger]

If I had a big cock I am pretty sure I wouldn't be spending my time posting on an internet message board.

 

Don't tell me how to use my body. Nothing gives you that right.

[Dr. Dinger]

That makes no sense.

 

The implication seems to be that you could have sex whenever you want and therefore would want to all the time. Riddled with false assumptions.

[Terminator]

Guys who brag about their dicks being big are generally full of s***.

 

Dinger what do you drive?

[Statman]

Guys who brag about their dicks being big are generally full of s***.

 

Dinger what do you drive?

 

Yup!

[Dr. Dinger]

Guys who brag about their dicks being big are generally full of s***.

 

Dinger what do you drive?

 

I don't own a car, I live downtown and walk 10 minutes to work every day. The only car I ever owned was a Saab 9-3 when I lived in a mid-size city.

[Statman]

I don't own a car, I live downtown and walk 10 minutes to work every day. The only car I ever owned was a Saab 9-3 when I lived in a mid-size city.

 

I would swear you live in your mom's basement.

[Dr. Dinger]

I would swear you live in your mom's basement.

 

I'm assuming you're projecting. I am 30 years old and have lived on my own and paid my own way for well over a decade now. I moved away for school when I was 17 and have never moved home. My parents are great though, I'd have no problem living with them for a month or two between jobs or for some medical reason.

[BTS]

I'm assuming you're projecting. I am 30 years old and have lived on my own and paid my own way for well over a decade now. I moved away for school when I was 17 and have never moved home. My parents are great though, I'd have no problem living with them for a month or two between jobs or for some medical reason.

 

Wow, you're old.

[Statman]

The implication seems to be that you could have sex whenever you want and therefore would want to all the time. Riddled with false assumptions.

 

Your assumption is wrong. I'd be busy doing porn and f***ing tons of strippers.

 

If you actually f***ed a lot in your life and they are not women in the category above, a women complaining that your cock is too small and that you didn't tear up her pussy or ass is the equivalent when a broadcaster complains when a hitter crosses up the shift.

[Dr. Dinger]

Your assumption is wrong. I'd be busy doing porn and f***ing tons of strippers.

 

If you actually f***ed a lot in your life and they are not women in the category above, a women complaining that your cock is too small and that you didn't tear up her pussy or ass is the equivalent when a broadcaster complains when a hitter crosses up the shift.

 

These days you actually need to be attractive to be in p***. It's more about the body than the d. If you're f***ing a stripper, doesn't that make her a prostitute?

[intentional wok]

Your assumption is wrong. I'd be busy doing porn and f***ing tons of strippers.

 

If you actually f***ed a lot in your life and they are not women in the category above, a women complaining that your cock is too small and that you didn't tear up her pussy or ass is the equivalent when a broadcaster complains when a hitter crosses up the shift.

 

In this analogy your dick is the little looper right?

[KingKat]

This is such a great thread to have disseminated all over the Internet.

[Statman]

In this analogy your dick is the little looper right?

 

That is hilarious.

 

Very good job.

[intentional wok]

This is such a great thread to have disseminated all over the Internet.

 

Oh, wow. This is excellent.

[Dr. Dinger]

This is such a great thread to have disseminated all over the Internet.

 

Pretty appropriate for Blundell's audience, I'd say.

[CultofShatkins]

I like Wilner.

 

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[CHRIS]

You've all been Blundell'd.

[TheHurl]

Blundell could have just found Nox's quotes about Stoeten and posted gems like these.

 

On the other hand, Stoeten is an uneducated, un-interesting small time blogger who just got fired. His name means nothing and to pretend it does is laughable.