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John Schneider right now...

Snitches get stitches. Whiners get bitches. <---- Blue Jays forum logic.

They did. Its been reported that the Devils offered 10+ million on a seven year deal. Has to be one of the strangest free agent signings ever. People seem to think he had his heart set on going to Philly, but they have no cap space, on account of Chuck Fletcher being the worst GM in the league.

Yeah, but they'll be in Vegas by then with quadruple the payroll.

18 wins down. 5-1 Come on people. LOL.

Its just Buffalo, they've been doing it for a while. IIRC, a large chunk of Sabres season ticket holders are from Canada.

Plus, I'm not even sure what the insult is. What's wrong with a 13 year old playing video games in his mom's basement? Or is the insult that because he is a genius he should be at University or something? LOL.

LOL. Plus, from what we've heard out Stroman, Atkins, and now this I don't even think its that hard to translate. "Stroman thinks he is the second coming of Pedro Martinez. He has been traded to the Mets to be there 3 or 4 starter. If that isn't a reality check for him nothing will be."

So as far as prospects go, Simeon Woods Richardson has some serious fap potential. But what's the word on Anthony Kay, could he be with the Jays at some point this year?

I don't know, at least they the NHL doesn't allow for the removal of Hall eligibility after one year of eligibility.

Maybe what he meant to say is, "everything we touch turns to s***, so really it would be pretty hard to upgrade." Ross Atkins: *Shits pants*