Convo Verified Member Posted July 5, 2014 Posted July 5, 2014 Tonight's Buffalo Bisons or tonight's Toronto Blue Jays starting line-up? - Ryan Goins vs. Reyes = Goins. Goins has higher BA and OBP - Cory Aldridge vs. Melky = Aldridge. Aldridge OPS'ing 1.114 this year - Kevin Pillar vs. Bautista = Pillar. Close, but Bautista playing injured, Pillar is batting .311 - Dan Johnson vs. Edwin = Johnson. Close but Johnson gets OB more - Erik Kratz vs. Navarro = Kratz. Not close, Kratz OPS'ing .940 - A.J. Jiminez vs. Glenn = Jiminez. Jiminez is not batting .000 - Jared Goedert vs. Tolleson = Goedert. Goedert has 7 more HR - Ryan Schimpf vs. Mastroianni = Schimpf. Schimpf has 2 more SB (Mastro has 1) - Kenny Wilson vs. Kawasaki = Kawasaki. Gotta give this one to Saki, he's loaded up on intangibles. Conclusion: AA should replace the MLB roster with the AAA roster (except Kawasaki).
Convo Verified Member Posted July 5, 2014 Author Posted July 5, 2014 You never go full retard. Too late.
Convo Verified Member Posted July 5, 2014 Author Posted July 5, 2014 This is beyond sad. I know, I blame AA for everything.
Chappy Community Moderator Posted July 5, 2014 Posted July 5, 2014 I know, I blame AA for everything. I blame Beaston.
The Cats Ass Old-Timey Member Posted July 5, 2014 Posted July 5, 2014 This is Dogg material. Please leave. Now. You coño.
GD Old-Timey Member Posted July 5, 2014 Posted July 5, 2014 - Dan Johnson vs. Edwin = Johnson. Close but Johnson gets OB more http://photo2.ask.fm/677/130/697/1280003023-1q4odkr-64nhkdtt2ok3l3a/original/kden.jpg
Convo Verified Member Posted July 5, 2014 Author Posted July 5, 2014 There's no sarcasm here whatsoever, clearly. I underestimated just how intelligent this board is.
dineke Old-Timey Member Posted July 5, 2014 Posted July 5, 2014 There's no sarcasm here whatsoever, clearly. I underestimated just how intelligent this board is. We all know it's sarcasm, but why put the effort into something that's not even funny?
TwistedLogic Old-Timey Member Posted July 5, 2014 Posted July 5, 2014 I was about to red rep this post until I realized that this forum doesn't have a red rep option. Admin pls. This thread is worse than my OTT#2.
L54 Old-Timey Member Posted July 5, 2014 Posted July 5, 2014 - A.J. Jiminez vs. Glenn = Jiminez. Jiminez is not batting .000 This made me laugh
Candy Maldonado Old-Timey Member Posted July 5, 2014 Posted July 5, 2014 We all know it's sarcasm, but why put the effort into something that's not even funny? x 1000000
jaysfan2014 Old-Timey Member Posted July 5, 2014 Posted July 5, 2014 Tonight's Buffalo Bisons or tonight's Toronto Blue Jays starting line-up? - Ryan Goins vs. Reyes = Goins. Goins has higher BA and OBP - Cory Aldridge vs. Melky = Aldridge. Aldridge OPS'ing 1.114 this year - Kevin Pillar vs. Bautista = Pillar. Close, but Bautista playing injured, Pillar is batting .311 - Dan Johnson vs. Edwin = Johnson. Close but Johnson gets OB more - Erik Kratz vs. Navarro = Kratz. Not close, Kratz OPS'ing .940 - A.J. Jiminez vs. Glenn = Jiminez. Jiminez is not batting .000 - Jared Goedert vs. Tolleson = Goedert. Goedert has 7 more HR - Ryan Schimpf vs. Mastroianni = Schimpf. Schimpf has 2 more SB (Mastro has 1) - Kenny Wilson vs. Kawasaki = Kawasaki. Gotta give this one to Saki, he's loaded up on intangibles. Conclusion: AA should replace the MLB roster with the AAA roster (except Kawasaki). AAA numbers traditionally don't translate into MLB.
Convo Verified Member Posted July 5, 2014 Author Posted July 5, 2014 We all know it's sarcasm, but why put the effort into something that's not even funny? Frustration, obviously.
Convo Verified Member Posted July 5, 2014 Author Posted July 5, 2014 AAA numbers traditionally don't translate into MLB. Thanks for clearing that up, again the intelligence level of this board is unprecedented.
Convo Verified Member Posted July 5, 2014 Author Posted July 5, 2014 (edited) This made me laugh That's kinda what I was aiming for, to bad board is full of tight asses. Edited July 5, 2014 by Convo
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