Jose Canseco ‏"Big announcement coming at 9 pm"

[Angrioter]

[BabbaGanoush]

ROFL what a f***ing clown

[Abomination]

Awesome! We can finally root for the sharks!

[Angrioter]

Canseco "I'm gay. Timmy Duncan is my boyfriend"

[dineke]

Canseco "I'm gay. Timmy Duncan is my boyfriend"

 

Tony Parker is his boyfriend.

[Howard Roark]

Ahhh, "Sharknado". The latest piece of sooooo-f***ing-bad-I'll-pretend-to-like-it-so-I-can-appear-to-be-contrarian hipster media. Ah well. At least it gives those fags something to discuss at Starbucks over their 1400 calorie liquid desserts.

[Angrioter]

[dineke]

2 year contract with the Blue Jays.

[Angrioter]

https://fundanything.com/en/campaigns/jose-canseco-s-podcast#

[AdamGreenwood]

"i will be appearing in sharknado 2"

 

That is big. Just bumped that royal baby nonsense off of the Twitter trends.

[dineke]

He's made 45 million from his baseball career and now he's a broke piece of s*** begging for money... kinda sad.

[Dr Negative]

I've always wanted to see Jose Canseco star in one of those direct to video Steven Seagal movies mostly because I want to see Steven Seagal kick Canseco in the nuts.

[Dylan]

Has it come to the point where people will pay $80 to have a famous person follow them on twitter?

 

Gives buying friends a whole new meaning.

[Deadpool]

Has it come to the point where people will pay $80 to have a famous person follow them on twitter?

 

Gives buying friends a whole new meaning.

 

You've been able to pay them to come to your birthday party for years, it's the next logical step. And for $50 some girl will pretend to be your girlfriend on facebook... or so I hear... *shifty eyes*

 

Edit: Could be worse, the US State Department just spent $630,000 to buy facebook "likes"...

[Dylan]

Saw this thread in my history,

 

lol somebody has become a faded memory. Couldn't make 400 bucks

[admin]

Haha, what a douche. f*** him.

DJBluRay probably gave the $370.

[TheHurl]

I researched having him hang out with you in Vegas, it was $2K for the night.

[Terminator]

I researched having him hang out with you in Vegas, it was $2K for the night.

 

s*** that would be a lot of fun for a bachelor party. Just have everyone throw in an extra 150 bucks one night.

[KingKat]

Jose Canseco would like to sell you the finger he accidentally shot off

 

 

http://sports.nationalpost.com/2014/11/18/jose-canseco-would-like-to-sell-you-the-finger-he-accidentally-shot-off/#__federated=1

 

The phrasing WOULD LIKE in the headline is apt because actually eBay won't allow the sale of body parts. Canseco probably already knows this but he's always willing to play dumb to attract headlines.

[Deadpool]

Jose Canseco would like to sell you the finger he accidentally shot off

 

 

http://sports.nationalpost.com/2014/11/18/jose-canseco-would-like-to-sell-you-the-finger-he-accidentally-shot-off/#__federated=1

 

The phrasing WOULD LIKE in the headline is apt because actually eBay won't allow the sale of body parts. Canseco probably already knows this but he's always willing to play dumb to attract headlines.

 

http://i.imgur.com/4Zeah.jpg

 

(Yeah, it does beat a new thread, but this is still comedy gold...)

[AdamGreenwood]

Imagine 30 guys in a fantasy baseball pool all chipping in $50, and getting the thing bronzed for the ultimate baseball trophy.