A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Boxcar]

So wrong on so many levels. One of the ugliest men in baseball.

 

Harsh. He's not exactly Vicente Padilla out there.

[Dr. Dinger]

You know I think Bryce is a total hunk but even he can't claim superiority over Kiermaier.

 

Oh I believe he can. Kiermaier has the eyes but Harper has the hair and the style. Both have killer bods, obv. Talent is the tiebreaker.

[KingKat]

I'm a Sean Rodriguez fan.

 

He looks like he could be a pirate IRL so that's something I guess.

[Boxcar]

Oh I believe he can. Kiermaier has the eyes but Harper has the hair and the style. Both have killer bods, obv. Talent is the tiebreaker.

 

Fair enough. I won't deny that they are close enough where it's not egregious to pick one over the other.

 

My sister is a retard. She said Bryce looks like he has down syndrome.

[Dr. Dinger]

Harsh. He's not exactly Vicente Padilla out there.

 

Vincente Padilla isn't in baseball anymore, nor did he choose his face. Jaso chose to have dreadlocks, which is just so wrong.

[Dr. Dinger]

Fair enough. I won't deny that they are close enough where it's not egregious to pick one over the other.

 

My sister is a retard. She said Bryce looks like he has down syndrome.

 

Yo your sister is a lesbian.

[Boxcar]

Yo your sister is a lesbian.

 

Well I wouldn't rule it out.

[Boxcar]

Vincente Padilla isn't in baseball anymore, nor did he choose his face. Jaso chose to have dreadlocks, which is just so wrong.

 

Idk, I don't mind a bit of cultural appropriation here and there. At least he plays for the Pirates, that has to count for something. Plus I don't think they look especially bad anyway.

[Laika]

Bryce Harper is maybe a 7. Half the time he looks like a troll, and his hair is stupid.

[Dr. Dinger]

Uh oh, silvergun! Sano didn't start at 3B last night and Plouffe just got activated off the DL

[Dr. Dinger]

Bryce Harper is maybe a 7. Half the time he looks like a troll, and his hair is stupid.

 

You're f***ed.

[Boxcar]

Bryce Harper is maybe a 7. Half the time he looks like a troll, and his hair is stupid.

 

Much of his hotness comes from swag and his washboard abs. I disagree on the hair and his beard is fantastic. He's a man's man.

[Laika]

He has a disgusting crusty beard that looks like a food catcher more than anything. The hair also doesn't sit right because of his stupid egg shaped head. These are objective statements.

 

[Boxcar]

He has a disgusting crusty beard that looks like a food catcher more than anything. The hair also doesn't sit right because of his stupid egg shaped head. These are objective statements.

 

 

You're an egg shaped head

[Spanky99]

The Upton Way.

 

lol

[Spanky99]

If we're plugging our fringy but potentially useful players, I want to participate:

 

Derek Dietrich is closing in on 400 PA of 128 wRC+ hitting since the start of last year, and will be playing almost every day at 2B.

 

I picked up Dietrich and Drury for sweet f*** all in the LOD.

[Spanky99]

Dont worry BTS. Keuchel's SwStr rate is higher than ever.

 

I hope your right, I have 2 shares of Keuchel, the TCA and I believe in you Cyborg.

[Spanky99]

f***ing Story killed me the first week *shakes fist*

[Dr. Dinger]

A-Fag dropping truth bombs:

 

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[TD=class: chat_desc]Up the Foxes: Run far, run fast from Keuchel?

 

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[TD=class: chat_desc]august fagerstrom: I think Dave made a good point when he wrote about him a couple weeks back, that he was already pitching at the point where he couldn’t afford to lose any more velocity, and he lost velocity

 

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[TD=class: chat_desc]august fagerstrom: It’s like an exponential drop when you’re below 90 mph for each mph lost

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[BTS]

Dallas Keuchel OTB

[Dr. Dinger]

Dallas Keuchel OTB

 

Wut u want 4 him?

[Spanky99]

Wut u want 4 him?

This ^^^

[TRM]

Who has a better WAR from this moment until their respective retirements, Mark Appel or Dallas Keuchel?

[The Cats Ass]

Wut u want 4 him?

 

Baretto?

[Dr. Dinger]

Who has a better WAR from this moment until their respective retirements, Mark Appel or Dallas Keuchel?

 

Keuchel, at -0.2.

[The Cats Ass]

Who has a better WAR from this moment until their respective retirements, Mark Appel or Dallas Keuchel?

 

Appel does have that 1.64ERA so far this year. Looks like he may be coming around.

[Spanky99]

I'm calling up Gray.

[BTS]

Wut u want 4 him?

 

OF or good prospects are the best fits. The odds of me panic trading him for a paltry return are pretty small tho.

[BTS]

Who has a better WAR from this moment until their respective retirements, Mark Appel or Dallas Keuchel?

 

Die.

[Dr. Dinger]

OF or good prospects are the best fits. The odds of me panic trading him for a paltry return are pretty small tho.

 

I will trade you the best catching prospect in baseball, whether you think that's Willson Contreras or Jorge Alfaro.