A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Boxcar]

I will not allow this league to die while Vladdy is under contract to the Blue Jays.

 

Jesus Christ can you guys stop overreacting? This league is pretty far from collapsing.

[Dr. Dinger]

I didn't say it is, you son of a bitch.

[TRM]

I've returned from the dead to save it.

 

I'm DDL Jesus.

[P2F]

He had another child on the way, said his wife would kill him, stupid kids!

 

Kids ruin everything. Facts.

[Boxcar]

Kids ruin everything. Facts.

 

Coincidence that "kids" and "cancer" both start with a hard k? Not really.

[TRM]

Coincidence that "kids" and "cancer" both start with a hard k? Not really.

 

Bit of a stretch, no?

[Boxcar]

Bit of a stretch, no?

 

Passes the smell test

[P2F]

Yahoo is open.

[Dr. Dinger]

Yahoo is open.

 

Normally this is my harbinger of Spring, but this year, winter just started.

[z3r0s]

so Min, you going to change your team name? The Smoak show is better than Gryffindor... but not by enough

[Boxcar]

so Min, you going to change your team name? The Smoak show is better than Gryffindor... but not by enough

 

I vote for "brryant - lol bts"

[Fearthedoc]

Can anyone summarize the last 4 months of DDL activity in one offseason summary post?

[Laika]

Can anyone summarize the last 4 months of DDL activity in one offseason summary post?

 

- Thehurl split up his Ohtanis

- Correa traded to p2f for Tatis Jr. plus

- Albies for Senzel is a fun trade that did occur

- NJH sold most of his old vets for s***** young players and probably won't make the playoffs this year

- jays_fever was deemed inactive and therealmin rose from the grave to take his team over

- silvergun is kind of off the messageboard and should be emailed for trade talks

- boxy and bts have a bet this year and both think they are the team to beat

- TCA and jaysblue posted a lot that they wanted to make a trade but then when anyone inquired it became obvious that they don't really like making trades

- we need to figure out the cuts and waiver draft soon

[BTS]

- Thehurl split up his Ohtanis

- Correa traded to p2f for Tatis Jr. plus

- Albies for Senzel is a fun trade that did occur

- NJH sold most of his old vets for s***** young players and probably won't make the playoffs this year

- jays_fever was deemed inactive and therealmin rose from the grave to take his team over

- silvergun is kind of off the messageboard and should be emailed for trade talks

- boxy and bts have a bet this year and both think they are the team to beat

- TCA and jaysblue posted a lot that they wanted to make a trade but then when anyone inquired it became obvious that they don't really like making trades

- we need to figure out the cuts and waiver draft soon

 

Quality summary

[Fearthedoc]

- Thehurl split up his Ohtanis

- Correa traded to p2f for Tatis Jr. plus

- Albies for Senzel is a fun trade that did occur

- NJH sold most of his old vets for s***** young players and probably won't make the playoffs this year

- jays_fever was deemed inactive and therealmin rose from the grave to take his team over

- silvergun is kind of off the messageboard and should be emailed for trade talks

- boxy and bts have a bet this year and both think they are the team to beat

- TCA and jaysblue posted a lot that they wanted to make a trade but then when anyone inquired it became obvious that they don't really like making trades

- we need to figure out the cuts and waiver draft soon

 

Thank you solid analysis. I feel like there is something missing about gibbers though. Did something happen with him?

[Fearthedoc]

My tentative keepers are as follows:

 

Mike Trout

Whit Merrifield

Jean Segura

Nicholas Castellanos

Wil Myers

Tim Anderson

Miguel Cabrera

Josh Bell

Nick Markakis

Brandon Belt

 

Luis Severino

Clayton Kershaw

Masahiro Tanaka

Charlie Morton

Jeurys Familia

Seunghwan Oh

Tony Watson

Will Harris

Bud Norris

Jeremy Hellickson

 

Might slightly alter depending where people sign.

[Orgfiller]

Thank you solid analysis. I feel like there is something missing about gibbers though. Did something happen with him?

 

Wow you've been gone that long eh? Hi, I'm the new Gibbers.

[Fearthedoc]

Wow you've been gone that long eh? Hi, I'm the new Gibbers.

 

Lmao too many beers over this offseason. Massive brain diarrhea,

[jaysblue]

Wow you've been gone that long eh? Hi, I'm the new Gibbers.

 

All my draft picks are available FYI.

[TRM]

so Min, you going to change your team name? The Smoak show is better than Gryffindor... but not by enough

 

Right now it's A 3rd Leg To Stanton, but up for anything really.

[Boxcar]

- Thehurl split up his Ohtanis

- Correa traded to p2f for Tatis Jr. plus

- Albies for Senzel is a fun trade that did occur

- NJH sold most of his old vets for s***** young players and probably won't make the playoffs this year

- jays_fever was deemed inactive and therealmin rose from the grave to take his team over

- silvergun is kind of off the messageboard and should be emailed for trade talks

- boxy and bts have a bet this year and both think they are the team to beat

- TCA and jaysblue posted a lot that they wanted to make a trade but then when anyone inquired it became obvious that they don't really like making trades

- we need to figure out the cuts and waiver draft soon

 

I don't think I'm the team to beat in general. I just think BTS sucks donkey dick and I can't wait to see him grovel and pay me.

 

Also, you didn't really do the meltdown proper justice imo. I guess it's easier to just glaze over it.

[Boxcar]

My tentative keepers are as follows:

 

Mike Trout

Whit Merrifield

Jean Segura

Nicholas Castellanos

Wil Myers

Tim Anderson

Miguel Cabrera

Josh Bell

Nick Markakis

Brandon Belt

 

Luis Severino

Clayton Kershaw

Masahiro Tanaka

Charlie Morton

Jeurys Familia

Seunghwan Oh

Tony Watson

Will Harris

Bud Norris

Jeremy Hellickson

 

Might slightly alter depending where people sign.

 

Hopefully you're able to fight off the competition for 3rd place in our division.

[Abomination]

To Abom: Nick Solak

To me: Franmil Reyes + Daniel Norris + Jharel Cotton

 

I probably won't have room for both of the pitchers, but the offseason is long and lots can happen.

 

Looks like this was never processed in the trade history on the spreadsheet.

[tafkasg]

Also, you didn't really do the meltdown proper justice imo. I guess it's easier to just glaze over it.

 

 

Gather round FTD, listen to the tale

 

1. Call the podcast "dorky" and mock the listener numbers, get suspended.

 

2. Already thought this forum is s***, the hilarious punishment for my use of harsh language was a great reason to leave and since the board and league are linked figured I'd leave that too.

 

3. Receive thoughtful msg's from cool owners convincing me to stay in the league at least.

 

4. Boxcar starts calling it a meltdown because he's a strange, hateful little dude and sees potential for the biggest win he's ever had in the league.

 

5. TRM returns to save our souls.

 

the end

 

Also, I'm looking to deal a SP for an OF, email me if you see a fit.

[Boxcar]

I'm hateful, huh? I'm the one that went out of my way to s*** on something 4 people worked on because you had a little vendetta against one of them?

 

Also, after getting banned for being an *******, you threw a little hissy fit, immediately threatened to quit the DDL, blaming me for it, somehow, and then f***ed off the board. You were way better than the rest of us so it's understandable, but if that's not a meltdown idk what is.

[Dr. Dinger]

Maybe you guys can just shut up and ignore each other.

[TRM]

Gather round FTD, listen to the tale

 

5. TRM returns to save our souls.

 

 

TheRealMessiah

[z3r0s]

Looks like this was never processed in the trade history on the spreadsheet.

 

got that inserted. Thanks for the catch

[z3r0s]

My keepers are looking like;

W Contreras

R Hoskins

O Albies

T Story

K Seager

J Bradley

N Mazara

J Abreu

M Kemp

D Gordon

 

C Carrasco

C Martinez

J Quintana

A Wood

B Keller

C Kimbrel

J Jeffress

C Knebel

W Smith

C Edwards

[tafkasg]

Unless someone gets traded to Colorado I'm going with,

 

Gary

Ee

Altuve

Sano

X

Jdm

Hicks

Domingo

Always broken piece of s*** Cespedes

Scherzer

Verlander

Kluber

Hill

Hamels

EdRod

Godley

Jansen

Doolittle

Ottavino

Hader