A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Boxcar]

I honestly believe there are dozens of people just on this board that could do his job much better. It's weird, even the rest of the BP fantasy staff seems much more qualified.

 

Todd would do a better job FFS, and I'm only half joking. The rest of the staff might be ok, but they all rush to white knight for Sayre at the drop of a hat. In fact, I think for all the times we've insulted this plug, he's only responded once or twice but someone like Ben Carsley will go and do that for him. What a joke. They can all f*** off as far as I'm concerned.

[Boxcar]

Didn't BTS get into an argument with the guy on Twitter a couple of months ago?

 

Not really. He commented on the preseason top 500 that was sans Ja Rule Cotton, who is, in fact, a top 500 asset fairly easily, and said that it was indefensible. Then, Bret Sayre dug it up and tweeted it out as some kind of vindication while conveniently ignoring that his #13 pick has been even worse.

[Dr. Dinger]

Not really. He commented on the preseason top 500 that was sans Ja Rule Cotton, who is, in fact, a top 500 asset fairly easily, and said that it was indefensible. Then, Bret Sayre dug it up and tweeted it out as some kind of vindication while conveniently ignoring that his #13 pick has been even worse.

 

I wonder how many players ranked above Cotton have been DFA already.

[Boxcar]

I wonder how many players ranked above Cotton have been DFA already.

 

I'd count but I'm far too lazy

[TheHurl]

They hate pitching even more than I do.

[Boxcar]

Listen to his voice, does this sound like a man capable of defending himself?

 

I've actually never heard him speak. I imagine he's very feminine? Perhaps with a trace of gaylisp?

[Dr. Dinger]

I've actually never heard him speak. I imagine he's very feminine? Perhaps with a trace of gaylisp?

 

He sounds like he weighs 110 lbs and does cosplay and Magic card tournaments.

[AdamGreenwood]

He sounds like he weighs 110 lbs and does cosplay and Magic card tournaments.

 

Nothing wrong with Magic card tournaments. It's the casuals that are a problem.

[Spanky99]

Team A: C-Mart and David Robertson

 

Team B: Giolito, Swanson, Renfroe and a '18 1st

 

Who you got?

[BTS]

Team A

[P2F]

Team A pretty handily.

[Orgfiller]

C-Mart alone is worth more than Team B.

[Spanky99]

Cool... and my farm still stands in decent condition.

 

Spanky's Morangies

 

(1) Eloy Jimenez

(2) Thomas Szapucki

(3) Phillip Ervin

(4) Ryan McMahon

(5) Vladimir Gutierrez

(6) Trenton Clark

(7) Yusniel Diaz

(8) Matt Thaiss

(9) Zach Burdi

(10) Luis Robert

(11) Shed Long

(12) Norge Ruiz

(13) Gavin Lavalley

 

Cuts to 10 in February.

[Spanky99]

Somebody beat you to the Burger?

 

Nah, I took Luis Robert.

[Spanky99]

In some other useless news on the DDL thread... I just took my empties back this afternoon to the Beer Store, 84 f***ing dollars, lol. WooHoo!!! 840 Tall Boys, lol.

[The Cats Ass]

In some other useless news on the DDL thread... I just took my empties back this afternoon to the Beer Store, 84 f***ing dollars, lol. WooHoo!!! 840 Tall Boys, lol.

 

2 flats of beer!

[jays4life19]

In some other useless news on the DDL thread... I just took my empties back this afternoon to the Beer Store, 84 f***ing dollars, lol. WooHoo!!! 840 Tall Boys, lol.

 

Impressive. You must have a liver of steel.

[Spanky99]

2 flats of beer!

 

Easy... I flatten em into large garbage bags... 30 tallboys and 25$ in gas.

[Spanky99]

Impressive. You must have a liver of steel.

 

Nah, I had to quit drinking for 6 months before... I drank way more then.(everyday)

[The Cats Ass]

Easy... I flatten em into large garbage bags... 30 tallboys and 25$ in gas.

 

No, would buy 2 flats of beer

[Spanky99]

No, would buy 2 flats of beer

 

Yes, my bad.(bought em already). The empties in the garage would of filled 2 skids easy, lol.

[The Cats Ass]

Yes, my bad.(bought em already). The empties in the garage would of filled 2 skids easy, lol.

 

Can't remember my record

[Laika]

I wonder if the FTD empire is tipping. Trout and Kershaw are still going to be elite for a while but a lot of his supporting cast of veterans are looking pretty rotten this year.

[Spanky99]

I wonder if the FTD empire is tipping. Trout and Kershaw are still going to be elite for a while but a lot of his supporting cast of veterans are looking pretty rotten this year.

 

He's just getting Trout back now... he'll climb back.

[Laika]

http://www.macon.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/bill-shanks/article161091034.html

 

Okay, that's too aggressive.

[Boxcar]

Nah, I had to quit drinking for 6 months before... I drank way more then.(everyday)

 

Wait, you don't drink every day now? I can't reconcile this with my perceived reality.

[Spanky99]

Wait, you don't drink every day now? I can't reconcile this with my perceived reality.

 

Shut up, f***eyes!!!

[BTS]

http://www.macon.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/bill-shanks/article161091034.html

 

Okay, that's too aggressive.

 

Wow. At this rate he'll by in the majors by May 2018.

[Laika]

Wow. At this rate he'll by in the majors by May 2018.

 

His peripherals aren't really elite.... what if they ruin him?

[P2F]

Wow. At this rate he'll by in the majors by May 2018.

 

Looking more like September 2017.