A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[BTS]

Jeez starting Keuchel on a Monday, that's a pretty big gamble BTS.

 

Lol I'm sorry.

 

Ruthless

[The Cats Ass]

Ruthless

 

Should have traded him in the offseason when I came calling.

 

You could be the owner of a nice shiny Mazara right now.

[Laika]

He's basically Jon Niese at this point

[The Cats Ass]

He's basically Jon Niese at this point

 

Except Niese is a pirate, so I think I'd actually prefer him.

[Cyborg]

Dont worry BTS. Keuchel's SwStr rate is higher than ever.

[Boxcar]

Dont worry BTS. Keuchel's SwStr rate is higher than ever.

 

Do you have some kind of alert every time someone disparages a player that you own?

[Dr. Dinger]

He's basically Jon Niese at this point

 

I was going to say Mark Buehrle.

[Dr. Dinger]

Should have traded him in the offseason when I came calling.

 

You could be the owner of a nice shiny Mazara right now.

 

You are such a fool for trading Mazara. I look forward to years of laughs at your expense.

[Dr. Dinger]

Dont worry BTS. Keuchel's SwStr rate is higher than ever.

 

Yeah, don't worry. It's not like his already-below-average velo is down 1.6 MPH and his walk rate has doubled. Nothing to worry about.

[BTS]

You are such a fool for trading Mazara. I look forward to years of laughs at your expense.

 

Poor Gibbers finally decides to move a prospect for a win-now piece and ends up trading Mazara for the corpse of Justin Upton.

[Dr. Dinger]

Poor Gibbers finally decides to move a prospect for a win-now piece and ends up trading Mazara for the corpse of Justin Upton.

 

Justin Upton is a mystery to me. How do you go from 2.3 K/BB ratio to 13 K/BB in one season? The power is gone, the contact is gone, just an unmitigated disaster. And his .264 wOBA already comes with a .373 BABIP so we can't even chalk this up to bad luck. He's looking pretty fat to me. Maybe he got his contract and now he just DGAF.

[BTS]

He's looking pretty fat to me. Maybe he got his contract and now he just DGAF.

 

The Upton Way.

[Dr. Dinger]

How is Aledmys still hitting 7th? Mike Matheny suxxxxxxxx

 

Man, he smoked one into the Big Mac deck last night. Kid has pop.

[Laika]

How is Aledmys still hitting 7th? Mike Matheny suxxxxxxxx

 

It's especially weird because scrubs like Wong, Grichuk, Hazelbaker, etc. all seem to get plopped into the #1-#5 slots rather quickly

[The Cats Ass]

You are such a fool for trading Mazara. I look forward to years of laughs at your expense.

 

I'm just gonna block you soon.

[z3r0s]

Upton is coming around and has always been a slow starter. I don't think its time to hit the panic button just yet.

[BTS]

Upton is coming around and has always been a slow starter. I don't think its time to hit the panic button just yet.

 

Career 128 wRC+ in March/April and 130 in May. Not that it really matters. The only reason why his start his concerning is the strikeout rate close to 40%.

[Laika]

jesus christ, Odubel Herrera siphoned Joey Votto's soul apparently. 21% bb rate.

[TRM]

Is Kevin Keirmaier actually kind of sort of maybe decent?

[Dr. Dinger]

Is Kevin Keirmaier actually kind of sort of maybe decent?

 

Career 107 wRC+ says kind of sort of possibly. He's definitely the best-looking dude in the AL.

[BTS]

Is Kevin Keirmaier actually kind of sort of maybe decent?

 

If we're plugging our fringy but potentially useful players, I want to participate:

 

Derek Dietrich is closing in on 400 PA of 128 wRC+ hitting since the start of last year, and will be playing almost every day at 2B.

[TRM]

Career 107 wRC+ says kind of sort of possibly. He's definitely the best-looking dude in the AL.

 

We should definitely add attractiveness as a category next year.

[Dr. Dinger]

We should definitely add attractiveness as a category next year.

 

It's probably already accounted for in the stats. You get lost in KK's eyes and groove him a meatball, same for Harper.

[TRM]

Guys, the moment you've all been waiting for has arrived. I'm going to shop my AL MVP.

 

 

 

 

 

Joe Mauer OTB.

[Boxcar]

Career 107 wRC+ says kind of sort of possibly. He's definitely the best-looking dude in the AL.

 

Who is better looking than him in the NL? Don't you f***ing dare say Joc.

[BTS]

Who is better looking than him in the NL? Don't you f***ing dare say Joc.

 

I bet Dinger's into the Jaso dreads.

[TRM]

I'm a Sean Rodriguez fan.

[Dr. Dinger]

Who is better looking than him in the NL? Don't you f***ing dare say Joc.

 

Bryce Harper, f***ing obviously. Corey Seager isn't quite on their level but he's close. Joc is a solid 8, I've never said he's the best.

[Dr. Dinger]

I bet Dinger's into the Jaso dreads.

 

So wrong on so many levels. One of the ugliest men in baseball.

[Boxcar]

Bryce Harper, f***ing obviously. Corey Seager isn't quite on their level but he's close. Joc is a solid 8, I've never said he's the best.

 

You know I think Bryce is a total hunk but even he can't claim superiority over Kiermaier.