A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Laika]

Yeah, deadline is tomorrow at midnight.

 

In the DDL missing the cutdown deadline results in us sending thedogg your email address and phone number.

[Abomination]

I think punishment should be a randomized trade with Boxy.

 

But what if Boxy loses one of his good players?

[jays_fever]

I've just witnessed the dumbest trade ever: 30 team salary dynasty league where international free agents are auctioned off.

 

Team A wins Yoon for 6 million and that figure will last until Yoon signs a new deal. 1 day later another team that wanted Yoon but didnt have the cap space apparently trades his 1st round pick and Brian Matuz to send back salary for him. He basically gave up his first round for the right to acquire an overpaid Yoon. His reasoning..he likes asian pitchers

[SpeedyGose]

My list:

1. Encarnacion

2. Phillips

3. Perez

4. Harper

5. Swisher

6. Ruggiano

7. Callaspo

8. Eaton

9. Hardy

10. Gonzalez

11. Minor

12. Liriano

13. Jimenez

14. Kelly

15. Wood

16. Nolasco

17. Lincecum

18. Carpenter

19. Thornton

 

Cuts: Heisey, Pierre, Axelrod, Gaudin, Blackley, Belisario, Mcdonald

 

Cutting three prospects: Jeimer Candelario, Jordan Paroubeck Cody Reed

[jaysblue]

Looking to make some moves. Send me offers.

[Laika]

That's funny, I was split between him or Nava.

 

It'll be interesting to see how this shakes out.

 

LoMo, Nava, De Aza....

 

which garbage 5th OF will fluke his way to the better 2014!?

[Laika]

That's my 3rd OF you're talking about.

 

Any of those plugs could be on the cover of Boxy's team media guide.

 

And De Aza could be my starting CF if Ethier gets benched and JB Jr. doesn't breakout.

 

Ethier

De Aza

JB Jr.

Marisnick

 

slingin' CF poop at the wall...

[Fearthedoc]

I would kill for some of these OF names being tossed around. You're looking at a man who currently has Marlon Byrd as a keeper...

[Laika]

If Ethier is poop being slung at a wall, he's at least of the particularly thick, sticky variety.

 

I guess with Kemp and Crawford I shouldn't really worry about playing time, but I think he'd be 4th on their depth chart right now which is why he's kinda poopy.

[SpeedyGose]

You still looking for a player, you're at 19?

 

Sure, PM what you have in mind

[Laika]

Cuts processed for GP.

 

If people haven't noticed, if your name is blue on the spreadsheet then that means you still need to make cuts.

[Fearthedoc]

I'll now be cutting Byrd for Nava.

[Boxcar]

I think punishment should be a randomized trade with Boxy.

 

I can't wait for the BBDL to start so I can kick your dumn robot ass.

[Boxcar]

Any of those plugs could be on the cover of Boxy's team media guide.

 

Only Handsome Jake makes the cover of my media guide...giev.

[TheHurl]

I posted the 16 last minute trades I made, and I insist that the powers that be process them before I make my drops

[jaysblue]

Harsh but fair. If you can't get excited about fantasy ball this time of yeah, then a dynasty isn't for you.

 

We gonna do our FC deal?

 

I may be moving Chase Utley instead - I'd rather have Zobrist as my 2B anyways this season. If I wasn't contending, I'd likely do something around what you proposed.

[jaysblue]

Gordan Beckham, Luke Gregerson, Cameron Maybin, Brandon McCarthy, Junichi Tazawa, Mike Dunn, Darin Ruf available for a draft pick.

 

Also, looking to move some players like Soriano, Victorino, Werth, V-Mart, Tex, Kendrick for some pitching.

[TheHurl]

where are we supposed to submit our drop lists to?

[jaysblue]

Kev, can I text you my drop list from up north? The names I mentioned above along with Doc and Mo obviously, and Gregg could be added to that list as well haha.

 

McCarthy is being traded to KingKat. He's posting it up on the board, and I confirm and accept the deal.

[jaysblue]

My probable drops are the following:

 

Gordan Beckham, Luke Gregerson, Cameron Maybin, Brandon McCarthy, Junichi Tazawa, Mike Dunn, Darin Ruf, Kevin Gregg, Mo and Doc.

 

McCarthy is being traded to KingKat for the 84th pick and he gets back my 109th.

 

Also calling up Nolan Arenado since he has more than 500 PA.

 

So my final 20 look like this:

 

1) Avisail Garcia

2) Alfonso Soriano

3) Freddie Freeman

4) Howie Kendrick

5) Ian Kennedy

6) Jacob Turner

7) Jayson Werth

8) Jhoulys Chacin

9) Nolan Arenado

10 Jurickson Profar

11) Mark Teixeira

12) Tony Cingrani

13) Phil Hughes

14) Shane Victorino

15) Shelby Miller

16) Troy Tulowitzki

17) Víctor Martínez

18) Wil Myers

19) Wily Peralta

20) Yan Gomes

 

Here's my team:

 

C Yan Gomes

1B Freddie Freeman

2B Howie Kendrick

3B Nolan Arenado

SS Troy Tulowitzki

OF Jayson Werth

OF Shane Victorino

CF Wil Myers

DH Mark Texiera

 

BN Avisail Garcia

BN Alfonso Soriano

BN Victor Martinez

BN Jurickson Profar

 

SP Shelby Miller

SP Tony Cingrani

SP Ian Kennedy

SP Jhoulys Chacin

SP Phil Hughes

SP Wily Peralta

SP Jacob Turner

[Fearthedoc]

My probable drops are the following:

 

Gordan Beckham, Luke Gregerson, Cameron Maybin, Brandon McCarthy, Junichi Tazawa, Mike Dunn, Darin Ruf, Kevin Gregg, Mo and Doc.

 

McCarthy is being traded to KingKat for the 84th pick and he gets back my 109th.

 

Also calling up Nolan Arenado since he has more than 500 PA.

 

So my final 20 look like this:

 

1) Avisail Garcia

2) Alfonso Soriano

3) Freddie Freeman

4) Howie Kendrick

5) Ian Kennedy

6) Jacob Turner

7) Jayson Werth

8) Jhoulys Chacin

9) Nolan Arenado

10 Jurickson Profar

11) Mark Teixeira

12) Tony Cingrani

13) Phil Hughes

14) Shane Victorino

15) Shelby Miller

16) Troy Tulowitzki

17) Víctor Martínez

18) Wil Myers

19) Wily Peralta

20) Yan Gomes

 

Here's my team:

 

C Yan Gomes

1B Freddie Freeman

2B Howie Kendrick

3B Nolan Arenado

SS Troy Tulowitzki

OF Jayson Werth

OF Shane Victorino

CF Wil Myers

DH Mark Texiera

 

BN Avisail Garcia

BN Alfonso Soriano

BN Victor Martinez

BN Jurickson Profar

 

SP Shelby Miller

SP Tony Cingrani

SP Ian Kennedy

SP Jhoulys Chacin

SP Phil Hughes

SP Wily Peralta

SP Jacob Turner

 

Solid lineup. It will likely be above average. I think you're a pitcher or two short of making the playoffs as of right now.

[Laika]

Peralta could surprise.

 

I traded him to try to prop up my sagging offense (f*** you and your mortal husk, Berkman,) and he promptly turned competent. Great fastball velo.

 

Translate the stuff into periphs and baby you've got a stew goin'.

 

So promising one outing, and then a gas can the next...

[Laika]

My probable drops are the following:

 

Gordan Beckham, Luke Gregerson, Cameron Maybin, Brandon McCarthy, Junichi Tazawa, Mike Dunn, Darin Ruf, Kevin Gregg, Mo and Doc.

 

McCarthy is being traded to KingKat for the 84th pick and he gets back my 109th.

 

Also calling up Nolan Arenado since he has more than 500 PA.

 

So my final 20 look like this:

 

1) Avisail Garcia

2) Alfonso Soriano

3) Freddie Freeman

4) Howie Kendrick

5) Ian Kennedy

6) Jacob Turner

7) Jayson Werth

8) Jhoulys Chacin

9) Nolan Arenado

10 Jurickson Profar

11) Mark Teixeira

12) Tony Cingrani

13) Phil Hughes

14) Shane Victorino

15) Shelby Miller

16) Troy Tulowitzki

17) Víctor Martínez

18) Wil Myers

19) Wily Peralta

20) Yan Gomes

 

Here's my team:

 

C Yan Gomes

1B Freddie Freeman

2B Howie Kendrick

3B Nolan Arenado

SS Troy Tulowitzki

OF Jayson Werth

OF Shane Victorino

CF Wil Myers

DH Mark Texiera

 

BN Avisail Garcia

BN Alfonso Soriano

BN Victor Martinez

BN Jurickson Profar

 

SP Shelby Miller

SP Tony Cingrani

SP Ian Kennedy

SP Jhoulys Chacin

SP Phil Hughes

SP Wily Peralta

SP Jacob Turner

 

Are these official cuts or are you still trying to make trades?

[Laika]

Must make cuts:

 

Realmin

Silvergun

Speedygose

Spanky

Me

JaysBlue

BTS

[Laika]

Silvergun's cuts = done

[SpeedyGose]

Please add Junior Lake to my top 20

[Laika]

Please add Junior Lake to my top 20

 

Did you make cuts somewhere? I might have missed them. He's on your roster right now though.

[Fearthedoc]

I just cut Brandon Kintzler to get to 20.

 

Buehrle and BTS reunited... and it feels so good (for his his oppoents).

[havok24]

If anyone is interested, Matt Joyce can be had for a late round pick.

[Laika]

Made my cuts.

 

Still blue:

 

Realmin

Havok

Speedygose

Spanky

JaysBlue

 

~8 hours