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  1. Eat My Shatkins
    If guys like Gurriel, Jansen, Biggio and Hernandez can't be at least replacement level, this team is a lot further away than we'd hoped. Still early, but f*** have they ever been bad so far.
  2. Eat My Shatkins
    What the f*** is wrong with Gurriel? .410 OPS? 13 WRC+? Jesus guy, get your f***ing s*** together.
  3. Eat My Shatkins
    Two f***ing hits so far. This over rated bag of s*** team is about to drop 3 of 4 to the Royals.
  4. Eat My Shatkins
    I wonder if Manoah would come in and get f***ing hammered the way Zeuch did? Why in the f*** are Zeuch and Roark still on this roster?
  5. Eat My Shatkins
    Our manager is a useless piece of s***.
  6. Eat My Shatkins
    Hopefully long before we see some bag of crap like Waguespack, but I have my doubts. They still have guys like Bergen, Snead, Tice, Cole and maybe even guys like Baker, Rees, Jimenez and Hobie Harris as possible options before they give Manoah or SWR a look. I'd love to be wrong though.
  7. Eat My Shatkins
    There should be a public flogging to Vlad and his inner circle of enablers for allowing him to be 40+ pounds overweight when he's already a chunky monkey to begin with. He looked like a useless piece of s*** last season. He couldn't run, he couldn't field, he made stupid mental errors constantly, he endlessly pounded the ball into the ground and looked he had zero plan or approach at the plate while swinging at anything and everything. He gave people a good reason to doubt him with his low level of commitment to fitness and his overall performance, and he has nobody to blame but himself for that. Good on him for correcting that mistake however.
  8. Eat My Shatkins
    The only thing missing from that game was some neckbearded inbred hillbilly giving the Royals a two run homer. The sooner they take balls and strikes away from umpires the better. They're a f***ing disgrace and completely incapable of showing any consistency when it comes to doing it themselves.
  9. Eat My Shatkins
    How did Zulueta look in ST? Is he close or is he going to require a fair bit of seasoning still? The way this season has started off, it's looking like the Jays will have to go deep into their system to keep the bullpen going.
  10. Eat My Shatkins
    How about the Red Sox just go ahead and f*** off already.
  11. Eat My Shatkins
    Offense coming around a tad but it'd be nice if Biggio and Gurriel would get going though.
  12. Eat My Shatkins
    f*** sakes Vladdy You gotta dig that s*** every time man. It's your job
  13. Eat My Shatkins
    Lol Ryu is an umpires nightmare today. Every f***ing pitch is right on the edge of the strike zone, so somebody is pissed off with every strike or ball call
  14. Eat My Shatkins
    Roarks stuff should play up quite nicely out of the pen. LOL
  15. Eat My Shatkins
    Tellez is still hitless. Yikes. No defensive value, no base running value, and 0/21 with 1 BB and 8 K's to start the season. Nice DH
  16. Eat My Shatkins
    Sure would been nice to get Brantley signed so they could have put Tellez on the back burner, or cut ties altogether. .538 .600 1.077 1.677 That's Brantley's line so far..
  17. Eat My Shatkins
    f***ing idiot
  18. Eat My Shatkins
    That robbery of a catch by Grich made up for the ******** excuse me single by Fowler in that inning.
  19. Eat My Shatkins
    You can just concede the base now no?
  20. Eat My Shatkins
    If Semien shows his 2019 wasn't a flash in the pan I'd love to see the Jays re-sign him but I'm hoping they get a chance to take a run at Correa, Seager or Story first. If they can't sign any of those three Semien would be a decent back up plan.
  21. Eat My Shatkins
    When the f*** are the bats gonna wake up? Other than Grichuk and maybe Vlad they all look like clueless piles of s*** so far
  22. Eat My Shatkins
    This is the shitbag Rangers. Imagine what the Yankees would do to this piece of s***
  23. Eat My Shatkins
    Looks like we'll get to see Rafael Slow-lis Hopefully the guy can find thw strike zone today
  24. Eat My Shatkins
    Will Rowdy ever get a hit?
  25. Eat My Shatkins
    Keeping in mind that the Rangers hitters suck monkey balls that was still an outstanding start by Matz
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