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  1. Masterbather
    Did Semien ever hit a single the other way with us?
  2. Masterbather
    They need to start running when Kirk is at the plate, just take your f***ing chances. It worked out that time, but that could have been another DP.
  3. Masterbather
    That was actually pretty hilarious.
  4. Masterbather
    Better than the steroid era? No, that was still more fun.
  5. Masterbather
    No what you'll be aware of is how stupid young people are and you'll be right. The only changes I don't really agree with are the runner at second and the banning of the shift. I'm down with the rest of it.
  6. Masterbather
    I love your pure lack of empathy and I'm totally for it. Right now, it's all about what's good for the Jays (within reason of course, I'm not rooting for death, paralysis, serious illness or ruptured testicles).
  7. Masterbather
    If the UFO's are here, they have every right to end us and start the human experiment all over again.
  8. Masterbather
    His second half numbers are absolute ass.
  9. Masterbather
    FINALLY! Sweeping success!
  10. Masterbather
    Somebody tell Schneider to keep the f***ing tag down. No reason to hold it for the ump. That s***'s going to cost us.
  11. Masterbather
    A little bit late as I'm just catching up with this game and saw the Ankiel...erm....Ragans disaster. What the actual f***? Dude straight malfunctioned. In 35 years of baseball viewing, that was some of the weirdest s*** I've ever seen. Go Jays!
  12. Masterbather
    Cole can take his scoreless streak and shove it up his ass. It's time to change the narrative, sweep a series you're supposed to sweep. Every win is very valuable right now. Let's keep a leg up on Texas. And Seattle? f*** you too.
  13. Masterbather
    They have been a little bit charmed to be a 100 win team this year. It's possible that they have a worse record next year even if they have a bit better talent. But certainly they have flown right by us as an organization.
  14. Masterbather
    No Major League?! How dare you? How actual dare you?
  15. Masterbather
    Don't you love how we're going to face Cole and King in four of those six Yankee games? Between that and the Rays, 5-7 might be optimistic for our final 12. It's going to be tough to get to 88 or 89 wins for this team. We have to get that win against the Royals tomorrow.
  16. Masterbather
    Considering the relatively low cost of even just a little bit of data these days, it seems you're making life difficult on yourself for no reason. A lot of places give you data even if you're not looking for it. Just do it already.
  17. Masterbather
    Saucedo pays dividends
  18. Masterbather
    Could have started having that conversation in the dugout. How's the manager supposed to know he's a weakass bitch unless he's informed?
  19. Masterbather
    Seriously what a pathetic thing to say. Shows the loser mentality of today's pitchers. To think that they actually want to come out of the game. Roy Halladay turns in his grave. If you felt fatigued you should have told your manager you f***ass simp.
  20. Masterbather
    Easy peasy
  21. Masterbather
    Do we have monkeys in the replay booth?
  22. Masterbather
    That's exactly where he was when he was dominant.
  23. Masterbather
    Naw, even when he played the Raptors proved they could beat them. KD made them untouchable, without KD, the teams were very even but the Raptors were ever so slightly better. Just checked the official NBA records and guess what? No asterisk to be found anywhere 🙂 KD should have the asterisks for being a bitch and free riding to a couple of easy rings.
  24. Masterbather
    Much how I felt after KD got hurt in the NBA finals. f*** yeah! I'm sorry you're going to get paid tens of millions to rehab your non life threatening boo boo but my team's about to win a championship so YEAH!
  25. Masterbather
    89 might be the number, maybe 90, maybe 88. Depends on so many things. Looking ahead at our schedule though, it'll be a grind to get to 89.
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