You mean I can still pay money to go sit amongst the frat boys who'll be piss drunk and won't watch a lick of the game? You're saying I still have the opportunity to sit beside some ******* who'll be loudly going on about how stupid Shaktins is for releasing Goins, not trading for Stanton (ya know, because the package they gave up wasn't that good) and for being too cheap to sign JD Martinez to a 7 year, $225M deal because "it's not his money" and this Grichuk guy they got is s***...before he proceeds to get up 12 times during the game to get more beer + piss because he's too impatient to wait for the beer guy to come around. Sounds amazing.
The ONLY reason I'd go to opening day is to see the Doc tribute live. But f***, crying in public beside that ******* would be the worst. I'll cry on my couch thank you very much.
(I was going to make a comment on how the ******* would complain we didn't sign Ohtani, but let's be honest, he has no idea who that is).