Cavan's best bet is to spend the next year "supplementing" certain hormone levels and getting jacked.
Sign a 1 year deal in Japan or something.
Then making his triumphant return to Major League Baseball in 2026.
Dante and Vlad Sr. have probably been in their ears their whole lives, telling them that they should hit for average and get some ribeyes.
Those poor nepo babies never had a chance in this world of swing decisions and barrels.
Sounds a bit like what Roberto Osuna might have been if he never converted to a reliever or beat the s*** out of his girlfriend.
Yariel even kinda looks like Osuna!
Having a fatty on the bench is terrible.
With fatties in the starting lineup there's almost no pinch running opportunities. I'm so tired of seeing outs created on the basepaths