TJ House cracks the rotation in late May, and delivers 2.5 WAR.
Devon Travis only goes on the DL twice, and plays in over 100 games.
Russel Martin refuses to play for the Jays anymore, unless he can play shortstop once a week.
Bautista poses naked again. This time full frontal. Yay!
The Jays agree to let Kevin Pillar wear a cape, but MLB shuts it down.
Stroman starts dating Rima Fakih.
Sanchez and Stroman get into a physical fight, and Gibbons resolves it by having a dance/rap showdown.
Gibbons is initially fired for falling asleep during the game multiple times, but is reinstated once he reveals he has narcolepsy.
'Ice Cold Beer' guy is re-hired after a personal intervention from Joe Biagini and Jimmy Kimmel.
Josh Donaldson can only play 120 games a year, as he becomes a regular on Vikings.