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you heard it here folks GOOD TRADE ROSS

Yeah they can't use performance escalators so "games finished" is a workaround for "if he's the closer long enough"

I dunno, they do a lot of stupid s***

Just $3M $3M Team Option, $1M Buyout option value may increase by up to $750k based on games finished in 2022

I watched some clips and saw hanging sliders getting hit I think it just pops out of his hand too much maybe he has a small penis and small hands

Yes but you don't have a crystal ball Did anyone in the offseason want Toronto to sign Anthony Bass, or trade for Jorge Lopez? When you wait to the deadline at least you have some comfort that the player you bring in has their s*** figured out this MLB season.

Why would MLB teams give a s*** about "pure prospect ranking"? They don't at all. They have their own constantly evolving preference lists.

Here is the analysis: Bass has been elite this year, is throwing his slider more than ever, and has a cheap option for 2023. He has actually been better than Jorge Lopez believe it or not. Pop throws 96-99 mph sinkers and it okay right now. Controllable for 15 more years. Has a good stuff rating on a seldom used slider - potential for more? Groshans sucks, Jays clearly don't think he will regain top prospect status or value The PTBNL is interesting...

probably just means he can't command it the stuff+ part is like a measurement of POTENTIAL, not current total effectiveness

So we all agree we have gone from JAYS GOT FLEECED to LOL MARLINS GOT FLEECED in like ten minutes right?

Pop probably has some serious potential but will need an offseason in the lab with the nerds

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Weird how this works but ALL OF A SUDDEN I REALLY LIKE TONY BASS AND ZAKPOP AND JORDAN GROSSCHAN SUXXXXXX

Bass has a better ERA and fWAR than Jorge Lopez or Scott Effross FWIW

disappointing to lose Groshans without giving him another crack at AAA but his numbers do suck Bass is pitching like an actual good reliever this year and controllable for 2023, cheap option. Throwing more sliders than ever. Pop throws 97 mph sinkers I think and is controllable forever. It's not a BAD trade.

imagine if it's just Groshans for Pop

Holy farts I wonder what this could be

Can't wait for "Bullpen & TOR" to happen love that tweet good tweetin' Jimbo

Yeah the amount of money behind arms is already somewhat uncomfortable I don't see how else Toronto brings in a true backend RP though...

juuuuuuuuuuuuuust finish the f***ing trade so all the other trades can happen i need to know which bags of s*** are being stuffed into Blue Jays jerseys NOW

It's just meant to be an illustration Some teams in some contexts would value Orelvis a lot. Some would still like Pearson. Some might have a $40M figure on Tiedemann... swap out Pearson for Frasso or Zulu if you want to make it sexier.

Maybe the calculation for Hosmer is A: accept trade, have to play for Washington for 3 years B: reject trade, probably get cut, get to choose where to sign (if anyone wants him)

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Sir he would get to play with Victor Robles and Carter Kieboom and once a year Stephen Strasburg.

shut the f*** up