Dr. Dinger

I'm really sort of hoping and praying that Altuve gets smoked on a double play and blows out his ACL, MCL, UCL, and meniscus.

Irrelevant to our transaction.

Holding a pitcher for their entire TJS ordeal is such a depressing experience.

I mean, Cano's BABIP is currently 55 points lower than his career average, so if anything he's going to get better. Probably going to win a batting title and sock 30 dingers.

He also projected much worse before the season. Does that matter? Does position scarcity matter?

I haven't taken the opportunity to brag about how much better Cano has been than Chris Davis this season, so I'm going to go ahead and do that now while I still can. Is a .392 wOBA good for a 2B?

Awww, me too, buddy.

I'll start the Richards bidding at Carson Fulmer. He's a prospect you've heard of before.

Inside you're panicking and questioning everything you thought you knew about baseball.

I'll trade you back whatever garbage you gave me for Gattis.

So does Corey Suckerson suck, or? That wOBA has fallen off a cliff, NJH. Please advise.

I actually love you.

Lord, what a brutal trade. Matz is a f***ing stud.

Looks like Heaney is going to be headed for TJS too, maybe he was smart to take that weird stock deal.

Whoa, last I heard he was just dealing with fatigue. Another big blow for TTC.

I'm not dumn, the WYSIWYG paste is dumn.

Well it says that David Phelps is ranked higher than Clayton Kershaw, so maybe that's an issue.

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^^ this seems to be a bit problematic with Holds guys lol

HOLY f***ING s***, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D LIVE TO SEE THE DAY https://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/fantasy-roto-arcade/fantasy-psa--yahoo-player-ranks-now-reflect-custom-settings-190757167.html

Martes has been sucky this year I picked him over Contreras in the FC waiver draft, which is bumming me out.

Doesn't really matter if we make it to the ECF, LeBron could beat the Raptors with a pick-up team around him.

Hey North, what do you want for that Almora kid?

Booing your own players is what trashy fanbases do, like the Orioles and the Yankees. Keep it classy and support your team. If you don't like the product, don't pay to see it.

He has the 2nd highest career GB% among active SPs, behind only Brett Anderson. He's actually ahead of Keuchel in that regard. A career ERA below 3 isn't going to happen, but Jaime Garcia is a plausible ceiling for him.