Dr. Dinger

Actually he just got promoted to AA

Berrios and Matz is a good start, and Hammel is a solid contributor who could stick around or be traded for good prospects. Super Nintendi should be a nice boost next year and Reed should debut any time now. Lol @ Appel

In your case it's probably better that I didn't include the index.

You have an interesting team that isn't a collection of shitbags and NAs, that's a good start. There's enough there that if things break right and you draft well and maybe make a win-now trade or two, you could be a playoff contender next year.

Yeah you fell behind me in the standings. Can't wait to trade your 1st rd pick!

Nvm, he's below .450 xW%. Still "Bad."

Holy moly, Boxy isn't "Rly Bad" or even "Bad" these days, he's lower-end "Average"!

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No, sir. AJ Pollock will return in September and slug me to the promised land.

Also, Greenwood's premise is extremely flawed, because it supposes that each team has an equally stocked farm, with assets that can easily be traded for MLB contributors. Stocking a farm with prospects that people want to trade for is a task unto itself, and executing trades is a skill.

I would take one championship over 5 playoff berths with no championship, hands down.

Yeah, it worked out fine for Bickford, Paxton, and Beede owners. The fact that Aiken is worthless right now has nothing to do with him not signing.

I get your point, you're whining about something that didn't break your way. The same thing happened to me with Karsten Whitson in FC, and then I moved on with life and won the league. Suck it up, buttercup.

No one made you draft Aiken. Most prospects bust one way or the other anyway.

I just signed the paperwork to relegate you to BBDL. Enjoy.

Not if it's Kris Bryant.

It's modeled after the good league, I'm not sure why you would even need to ask that.

Can we (i.e. not me) update the Google Doc with draft picks? The draft is only like a month away.

Oooooh boy, Little Seags is heating up big time. Up to .289/.346/.500 after 2 more big flies today.

He said, "he got me good... but I guess it takes a bigger man to knock me down." Lol

Yes to all of this.

Michael Barrett got 10 games when he suckerpunched AJ Pierzynski. Best comparable I would think.

I would say 4 for Bautista, 3 for Chavez, 2 each for JD and Pillar, 10 for Odor.