I'm just not a SJW. I'm far too lazy, plus I don't care about anyone but myself. You, however, I've been compiling a dossier on you for years. I've built an airtight profile. I have data on you going back to the first Gibbons administration! You've demonstrated a consistent pattern of whininess and insecurity that places you squarely in the fat part of the dick bell curve. Which is fine, it's average, no need to be ashamed. But I simply won't have you calling me a "little girl" when I know in my heart of hearts that I have at least an inch and a half on you. Be gone with you, sir.