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  1. Aaron Sanchez has a career MLB ERA of 2.69. I'm not saying that's sustainable, but it's pretty damn good for 163 IP.
  2. Pretty appropriate for Blundell's audience, I'd say.
  3. These days you actually need to be attractive to be in p***. It's more about the body than the d. If you're f***ing a stripper, doesn't that make her a prostitute?
  4. I'm assuming you're projecting. I am 30 years old and have lived on my own and paid my own way for well over a decade now. I moved away for school when I was 17 and have never moved home. My parents are great though, I'd have no problem living with them for a month or two between jobs or for some medical reason.
  5. He was already a Top 50 prospect (on average) for the major sites. I'm just a happy owner. I would like to get incrementally younger and I don't expect him to fetch a major piece, so I'll probably keep him indefinitely. I think he'll basically be what Cervelli is for me now, just with a bit more power and a much more appealing age.
  6. I plan on trading him to you before he gets moved off the position anyway.
  7. I don't own a car, I live downtown and walk 10 minutes to work every day. The only car I ever owned was a Saab 9-3 when I lived in a mid-size city.
  8. Walking is a part of hitting, although he's hit like .335 going back to the start of last season and also won his league's batting title. He's gonna be like a .280/.370 guy, though the in-game power probably tops out at like 30 doubles/15 HR.
  9. Also, Willson Contreras had a rare 0 for 0 in yesterday's game, with 4 BBs. His OBP now up to .448. This kid is going to be a special hitter.
  10. Better to stash and observe, you can always cut him later. If he flies up the prospect lists he'll be worth a 20 man spot either way.
  11. Where was North on Willson Contreras, Francis Martes, and now Chapman? This absenteeism is disgrace to his franchise.
  12. The implication seems to be that you could have sex whenever you want and therefore would want to all the time. Riddled with false assumptions.
  13. Don't tell me how to use my body. Nothing gives you that right.
  14. I was going to suggest maybe a ruler or tape measure.
  15. Yeah, I listened to his show a lot and I never thought he was a bigot. I did laugh sometimes, mostly at his sidekicks moreso than him. I think it was Todd Shapiro? I met a girl who banged him once and she said he was hung like a horse, speaking of big dicks.
  16. Jose Fernandez' walk rate this year is very disturbing. Maybe he's not as acey as I thought.
  17. Donald Trump definitely is no bigger than 6". The small hands thing is absolutely a thing. Trust me, I've seen a lot of dicks.
  18. I'm just not a SJW. I'm far too lazy, plus I don't care about anyone but myself. You, however, I've been compiling a dossier on you for years. I've built an airtight profile. I have data on you going back to the first Gibbons administration! You've demonstrated a consistent pattern of whininess and insecurity that places you squarely in the fat part of the dick bell curve. Which is fine, it's average, no need to be ashamed. But I simply won't have you calling me a "little girl" when I know in my heart of hearts that I have at least an inch and a half on you. Be gone with you, sir.
  19. I'm surprised he has that many followers tbh. I guess there is an audience for a poor man's Canadian Howard Stern.
  20. You guys, now I'm embarrassed. I really should have used a semi-colon between those two independent but related clauses.
  21. There's only one min(ch)
  22. Sure, in person only. 500 lvl washroom. Boxy can measure.
  23. Like I give a f*** if you think I'm a little girl. I have a bigger dick than you.
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