I would love to see this for the sake of interest, regardless of what team it happened to. 20+ guys getting 80 game suspensions is instantly the most interesting single season of baseball in baseball history.
Lots of very good hitters off to very bad starts: Gomez, Fielder, Freeman, Upton, Votto, Seager, Abreu, Cabrera, Rendon all have sub-70 wRC+s. Which ones are actually going to have bad years?
I'll be a good guy and give you an update on the AL East standings then:
1. TB 39-12-3 (have played 3 elite teams)
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5. BAL 21-33-0 (have played 1 elite team)
It's amazing that you have the stones to troll me over Trout/Harper given your egregious Buxton pick. You should have taken my wise advise to undo that mistake and trade him for Abom's next pick.