Austin Meadows hit 1 homer in 32 AAA games this year and has 3 in 6 games in MLB. It's weird getting used to power often playing up in the majors relative to the minors.
I don't love Cordero, but a 23-year old with 70 power and 70 speed who has crushed AAA and contributed at about a league average rate in the majors probably isn't the 17th best prospect in anybody's system.
Longenhagen and McDaniel drastically undervalue actual MLB contributors on their lists. They didn't even have Ryan Yarbrough in their top-31 Rays prospects even though he projects (and is performing as) a league average MLB starter.
In my mind Boxy sounds exactly as described and njh sounds and behaves like Dennis from Always Sunny. I have no preconceived notions about anyone else.