GDT: Shitbirds @ Jays, July 31, Game 1/4

[thatoneguy]

Man this team is a tire fire against opponents they absolutely need to beat. Not great man.

[Carlos Danger]

But he's with Atlanta, what the f*** does that matter? lol

 

I was saying AA got him for nada... Solid UT guy pick-up.

[Spanky99]

This game has been aids so far.

[bluejaysinternNo5]

The O's just have our number

[Jonn]

Just way to many empty plate appearances

[gruber92]

Is Springer hurt? Wouldn't it make sense to have him PH for KK where a HR ties the game? Are we not in a penant race?

[BigCecil]

Man this team is a tire fire against opponents they absolutely need to beat. Not great man.

 

That and the last few series we have lost more close "winnable" games than we have pulled out.

 

A series win is great against LAA but a sweep was tantalizingly close again and slipped away. The last 2 games so far we have 3 runs. Not going to cut it.

[bronson44]

Mountcastle can go straight to hell

[The Cats Ass]

I was saying AA got him for nada... Solid UT guy pick-up.

 

He has a 604 OPS this year, which is his 2nd best in 5 years. Of course he was moved for nothing.

[JFD]

Why can’t vlad just be good lol

 

Too dumb

[Omar]

I walked home on a torn ACL from playing birby near my house, it wasn't fun, but it's possible.

 

Burbee

[BigCecil]

Chappy.....pure poetry right thar'

[Spanky99]

Great play Chappy!

[Jonn]

No idea why Francis wasn’t kept for length. Weird spot to use him. He had just been stretching out to start again in AAA.

[Spanky99]

LETS GO BLUE JAYS *CLAP, CLAP* *CLAP, CLAP, CLAP*

 

LETS GO BLUE JAYS *CLAP, CLAP* *CLAP, CLAP, CLAP*

 

LETS GO BLUE JAYS *CLAP, CLAP* *CLAP, CLAP, CLAP*

 

[keggy]

We're going to miss Chapman's D next year

[hanton]

Chapman wow, in his sleep

[thatoneguy]

That and the last few series we have lost more close "winnable" games than we have pulled out.

 

A series win is great against LAA but a sweep was tantalizingly close again and slipped away. The last 2 games so far we have 3 runs. Not going to cut it.

Like there’s a lot of glaring signs that they just don’t have it. Vlad being near replacement level being the biggest problem along with near daily bloated LOB totals. Springer has been just awful.

[BigCecil]

We're going to miss Chapman's D next year

 

yep and his 128 wRC+ . Chappys dont grow on trees.

[bluejaysinternNo5]

2023 Blue Jays are too nice. Too many nice guys. I want some real *******s with some edge on this team. Give me a Bautista. Give me a Donaldson. Give me a team that can sweep the Angels and kick them while they're down.

[The Cats Ass]

No idea why Francis wasn’t kept for length. Weird spot to use him. He had just been stretching out to start again in AAA.

 

Maybe going back down tomorrow? Either him or Pearson for Ryu

[Spanky99]

Cano and Bautista... Welp!

[Spanky99]

f*** Yeah, Whit, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo

[bluejaysinternNo5]

2023 Blue Jays are too nice. Too many nice guys. I want some real *******s with some edge on this team. Give me a Bautista. Give me a Donaldson. Give me a team that can sweep the Angels and kick them while they're down.

 

Noted gatorade ice bath hater Merrifield immediately hits a home run. Point proven!

[bronson44]

Why not make the entire plane out of Whit Merrifields

[o2cui2i]

Merrifield is unconscious... he's on such a good run. need some more people to show life signs

[hanton]

Merrifield comes to play, well prepared.

[Jonn]

Vlad one time. Please.

[The Cats Ass]

Vladdy gonna gidp

[BigCecil]

Vladdy gonna gidp

 

reverse jinx. I see what you did there.