GDT: Blue Jays @ Rangers game 1/3

[Jonn]

Won game somehow against the best offense in Baseball. With 2 runs and 3 hits. I will take it. Hopefully the bats dial in the rest of the weekend.

[Spanky99]

GG Birds!

[Daniel Labude]

Ya, for sure. We aren't lighting things up in the runs scored department much. Whatever...Wins a W.

 

The Vlad. The last AB I don't think he swung at one strike in a 3 pitch K. First pitch SL was maybe on the black away. Wish he would just take those.

 

Jano picked them up!

 

Kirk is the one who Kd

[Omar]

Ya, for sure. We aren't lighting things up in the runs scored department much. Whatever...Wins a W.

The Vlad. The last AB I don't think he swung at one strike in a 3 pitch K. First pitch SL was maybe on the black away. Wish he would just take those.

Jano picked them up!

 

Don't what to say about Vladdy anymore. I am going on a self imposed moratorium in terms of Vladdy discussion.

[Omar]

Springer, Vladdy, Kirk and Varsho all went O for tonight. Ugh...

[Daniel Labude]

Springer, Vladdy, Kirk and Varsho all went O for tonight. Ugh...

 

3 hits is about as bad as it gets. Terrible approaches, some bad swings, mechanical issues, a little bad luck...ugly offense

[WryNGinger]

Those Texas Unis are god awful

 

Yup. Those are hideous.

[Jays333]

Need robot umps. So bad tonight and really all over baseball all the time just terrible. Shout to Jansen being our only offense for two straight days. Damn the rest of the lineup looked terrible except Bo.

[wamco]

Apparently, that one side view of him revealed a massive problem. He starts with his hands up and cocaine, then when he starts his leg movement the hands come down and slightly forward, then back again before they go forward.

 

He’s the fattest coke head I ever saw!

[Jonn]

Apparently, that one side view of him revealed a massive problem. He starts with his hands up and cocaine, then when he starts his leg movement the hands come down and slightly forward, then back again before they go forward.

 

He’s the fattest coke head I ever saw!

 

You never say no to cocaine.

[jaysblue]

A win is a win. Take any win we could get. Would love to see the Jays bats though start putting up more runs.

[John_Havok]

Apparently, that one side view of him revealed a massive problem. He starts with his hands up and cocaine, then when he starts his leg movement the hands come down and slightly forward, then back again before they go forward.

 

He’s the fattest coke head I ever saw!

 

Lol, didn’t realize auto correct took the word “cocked” and changed it to cocaine. Kind of a weird correction

[connorp]

 

Lol, didn’t realize auto correct took the word “cocked” and changed it to cocaine. Kind of a weird correction

 

Goes off memory, bro