GDT: Twins @ Jays Game 1 of 3

[Daniel Labude]

That was a hilariously bad steal attempt

 

Like was he seeing things after hustling to 1B lol. He went so early

[Masterbather]

Who's the chick?

[DigitalRock]

This team needs to start hitting man. Pitching has been great

[Captain_Obvious]

I can't take Vlads base running, they are going to have to start sending him a message.

 

I would sit with him, open fangraphs, and tell him: See you were -6 runs at baserunning last year. You're -1 already this year. This means you're f***ing terrible at baserunning. Maybe lose 20 pounds first before being aggressive on the bases.

[DigitalRock]

Yimi called jimi time

[Spanky99]

Who's the chick?

 

She an analytics specialist for SN.

[keggy]

Guarantee Vlad jogs on a single off the wall before the All Star Break

[Spanky99]

Just bean Correa behind the plate.

[tossingthiscoin]

Vladdy might not get a big contract given that he's not having a good season other than 2021.

[Masterbather]

She an analytics specialist for SN.

Not bad.

[TheHurl]

Who's the chick?

 

the analyst is Madison Shipman, brought the Vols to the finals in 2013ish.

[Omar]

Can we give TV dinner a night off?

[Spanky99]

Not bad.

 

Yeah, not bad on the eyes.

[Daniel Labude]

Just throw it down the middle, the Jays can't hit s***

[tossingthiscoin]

Tired of seeing these blind umps.

[Spanky99]

Francis is the bulk reliever tomorrow Dan, just say it man.

[keggy]

Pearson, Garcia, and Swanson will all be unavailable tomorrow. Romano too if they use him tonight.

[DigitalRock]

The Blue Jays are now 9 for 51 with the bases loaded and 1 for their last 18.

[tossingthiscoin]

Swanson has pitched 6 out of 9 days holy..

[Omar]

Swanson is an assassin out there!

[Captain_Obvious]

Imagine if we did not make the trade with Seattle.

[Spanky99]

This f***er throws GAS!!!

[keggy]

Kiermaier should be hitting for Espinal.

[Omar]

Swanson has pitched 6 out of 9 days holy..

 

If Schneider uses him tomorrow I'm calling Amnesty International.

[WryNGinger]

Springer!

[John Balkabella]

Clutch George!

[tossingthiscoin]

Walk off incoming!!!

[Spanky99]

Georgie's on it tonight!

[Omar]

He's not clutch until he is.

[keggy]

Pinch running for Espinal was the move to make.