GDT 2/3 | Blue Jays (5-3) vs. Athletics (4-4) | April 16 — 3:07 PM

[Deadpool]

Biggio is the kid in little league that you hit 9th because he can walk. The kid in front of him might be a worse hitter, but you want the obp for top of the order. This is basic lineup construction from 6u lol

 

Yes, and obviously that translates to major league baseball. No notes.

[connorp]

Yes, and obviously that translates to major league baseball. No notes.

 

Passes the sniff test and he’s batting last today. Really I don’t know where else you can justify putting him lol. Aside from the bench…or Buffalo

[Deadpool]

Passes the sniff test and he’s batting last today. Really I don’t know where else you can justify putting him lol. Aside from the bench…or Buffalo

 

Statistically, 1st or 2nd in the lineup is where Biggio has hit best. I like data more than I like the strategy that a dad volunteering to make a line-up card for his child's team.

[connorp]

Statistically, 1st or 2nd in the lineup is where Biggio has hit best. I like data more than I like the strategy that a dad volunteering to make a line-up card for his child's team.

 

Except he’s hitting 9th bro.

[Spanky99]

Except he’s hitting 9th bro.

 

Holy cow, he's saying your analogy is DUMN... get it?

[connorp]

Holy cow, he's saying your analogy is DUMN... get it?

 

Apparently it’s not so dumb if HE’s ACTUALLY HITTING 9th LOL

Do you get it Spank off???? A little less Baileys in the am, mate

[connorp]

I’m trolling anyway Spanky. You should know better than to engage

[Spanky99]

Apparently it’s not so dumb if HE’s ACTUALLY HITTING 9th LOL

Do you get it Spank off???? A little less Baileys in the am, mate

 

f*** you, ya simpleton. And yes it is.

[Deadpool]

Except he’s hitting 9th bro.

 

Our current manager is probably outpaced by the average dad volunteering to make a line-up card for his child's team. Where his IS batting when a guy who has Tapia hit lead off is making the decisions isn't really relevant to what SHOULD happen.

[Spanky99]

I’m trolling anyway Spanky. You should know better than to engage

 

Eat a T-Rex sized dick, bro!

[John_Havok]

Lineup doesn’t matter unless the umps decide to call a real strike zone for both teams consistently.

 

Checking the ump scorecards site, whenever the calls result in a 1 run impact or less, the Jays are 3-0.

 

When the calls result in more than 1 run of impact, they are 2-4.

[connorp]

Eat a T-Rex sized dick, bro!

 

Go change your pronouns again this month! …

 

Manoah Sunday coming up! Couple runs should do it

[Spanky99]

Go change your pronouns again this month! …

 

Manoah Sunday coming up! Couple runs should do it

 

Anthony Michael Hall... Bwahahahaha... *sieve*

[Spanky99]

Lineup doesn’t matter unless the umps decide to call a real strike zone for both teams consistently.

 

Checking the ump scorecards site, whenever the calls result in a 1 run impact or less, the Jays are 3-0.

 

When the calls result in more than 1 run of impact, they are 2-4.

 

It's ridiculous.

[Deadpool]

It's ridiculous.

 

The fact that 2/3 of our games this season have had more than 1 run of ump f***ery is unacceptable.

[BTS]

The fact that 2/3 of our games this season have had more than 1 run of ump f***ery is unacceptable.

 

Is it like this every year or is Kirk a horrific framer/pitch caller?

[Spanky99]

Is it like this every year or is Kirk a horrific framer/pitch caller?

 

Nah, just s***** umpires.

 

https://baseballsavant.mlb.com/catcher_framing?year=2022&team=&min=q&type=catcher&sort=1,1

[Grant77]

Is it like this every year or is Kirk a horrific framer/pitch caller?

 

Almost every year.

[Carlos Danger]

Eat a T-Rex sized dick, bro!

 

Out of curiosity, since a T-Rex has really small hands, did you tell him to eat a big dick or a little dick?

[Spanky99]

Out of curiosity, since a T-Rex has really small hands, did you tell him to eat a big dick or a little dick?

 

You've said this to me multiple times, bro. You figure it out, not funny.

[Spanky99]

lol Tapia leading off and Collins batting 6th with Ryu on the mound and Zimmer also playing.

 

I'm going to the game. If they lose, my attendance win streak is over (which goes further back than the Doc vs. Burnett return game) and if they win this somehow, I'll be convinced that I'm actually magic.

 

We need a GDT, bruh.

[TwistedLogic]

We need a GDT, bruh.

 

It's up boss. Sorry, slept in and had no idea game time was already here lmao.

[Spanky99]

It's up boss. Sorry, slept in and had no idea game time was already here lmao.

 

Thanks, brosoff.