Blue Jays will call up Vladdy next Tuesday

[BigCecil]

Let’s go. Vlad Jr now please. Nothing more for the kid to learn in BUFF.

[Terminator]

Losing 1 run games with our best player in the minors is not fun.

[Terminator]

 

Looking like Friday

[P2F]

 

Looking like Friday

 

 

I wonder how soon the team makes the official announcement.

 

Edit: My guess would be after the Buffalo game on Thursday.

[Krylian]

 

Looking like Friday

 

Is she handing out handjobs?

[daverobertson2016]

Vladimir Guerrero Jr.'s MLB debut is expected soon -- here's how to evaluate his early performance in the majors

 

https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/vladimir-guerrero-jr-s-mlb-debut-is-expected-soon-heres-how-to-evaluate-his-early-performance-in-the-majors/

[TheHurl]

Hector Gomez lied to us all.

 

and in turn we should no longer trust any Hispanics.

[TheHurl]

Is she handing out handjobs?

 

That's Wednesdays

[Barkerfan23]

Biggio deserves to be up here as well.

[Angrioter]

and in turn we should no longer trust any Hispanics.

What about Angelo?

[TheHurl]

What about Angelo?

 

The guy that started the thread...if you weren't so damn likeable you'd have a lifetime ban

[Spanky99]

and in turn we should no longer trust any Hispanics.

 

That's racist!

 

That's Wednesdays

 

That's sexist!

[Angrioter]

The guy that started the thread...if you weren't so damn likeable you'd have a lifetime ban

 

The games suspended was the fault

[Spanky99]

Vladito's coming up Friday, straight from Montoyo's mouth, just now.

[Carlos Danger]

and in turn we should no longer trust any Hispanics.

 

Check your PMs, there are Hispanics on this board and that is terribly offensive. I am giving you a caution this time, however don’t let it happen again or I will personally report you to Justin Trudeau. You need to check your white privilege at the log-in! There is no place for that here in this “supposedly” safe environment.

[Deadpool]

Check your PMs, there are Hispanics on this board and that is terribly offensive. I am giving you a caution this time, however don’t let it happen again or I will personally report you to Justin Trudeau. You need to check your white privilege at the log-in! There is no place for that here in this “supposedly” safe environment.

 

Hurl's comment was funny, your reply was a sad attempt at funny. Be better at comedy.

[Carlos Danger]

Hurl's comment was funny, your reply was a sad attempt at funny. Be better at comedy.

 

Actually it was more a sarcastic parody then comedy... Take what I just wrote, change a few words for others, remove some sarcastic license and it could have been the same post/PM I received for real.

 

Anyway.. Even Russell Peters doesn't hit a home run on all his jokes..

[Spanky99]

Actually it was more a sarcastic parody then comedy... Take what I just wrote, change a few words for others, remove some sarcastic license and it could have been the same post/PM I received for real.

 

Anyway.. Even Russell Peters doesn't hit a home run on all his jokes..

 

You swing and miss... all the time.

[Deadpool]

Actually it was more a sarcastic parody then comedy... Take what I just wrote, change a few words for others, remove some sarcastic license and it could have been the same post/PM I received for real.

 

Anyway.. Even Russell Peters doesn't hit a home run on all his jokes..

 

Your apex of comedy is Russell Peters? I mean, he's alright, but he's who you think of when you think "GUY WHO IS AMAZING AT COMEDY"?

[Carlos Danger]

Your apex of comedy is Russell Peters? I mean, he's alright, but he's who you think of when you think "GUY WHO IS AMAZING AT COMEDY"?

 

Dude, Russel Peters is the best thing to come out of Canada since Pamela Anderson (In her prime). You should be proud of your native son.

[Carlos Danger]

You swing and miss... all the time.

 

In this day and age a 30% K rate is acceptable.. I am just going with the flow...

[John_Havok]

Your apex of comedy is Russell Peters? I mean, he's alright, but he's who you think of when you think "GUY WHO IS AMAZING AT COMEDY"?

 

My top 5....

 

George Carlin, Richard Prior, Louis CK, Dave Chapelle and Norm MacDonald.

[Spanky99]

In this day and age a 30% K rate is acceptable.. I am just going with the flow...

 

lol... that's funny.

[Deadpool]

My top 5....

 

George Carlin, Richard Prior, Louis CK, Dave Chapelle and Norm MacDonald.

 

That is a f***ing awesome top 5.

 

I would throw Mitch Hedberg (my absolute favourite) Emo Phillips, and maybe Iliza Shlesinger onto that list, but those are all top-f***ing-notch.

[Deadpool]

Dude, Russel Peters is the best thing to come out of Canada since Pamela Anderson (In her prime). You should be proud of your native son.

 

Oh god. No. Just... Oh stop this.

[Spanky99]

My top 5....

 

George Carlin, Richard Prior, Louis CK, Dave Chapelle and Norm MacDonald.

 

That guy in his prime, lol.

[Carlos Danger]

My top 5....

 

George Carlin, Richard Prior, Louis CK, Dave Chapelle and Norm MacDonald.

 

I had never even heard of Louis CK until he was accused of jacking off in front of some chicks... I think Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, could also be interchangeable with some of those..

[Deadpool]

That guy in his prime, lol.

 

Norm has always been one of my faves. I own Dirty Work and consider it one of the masterpieces of the comedy genre.

[Spanky99]

Norm has always been one of my faves. I own Dirty Work and consider it one of the masterpieces of the comedy genre.

 

Lets watch it at your place, lol.

[Deadpool]

I had never even heard of Louis CK until he was accused of jacking off in front of some chicks... I think Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, could also be interchangeable with some of those..

 

I mean, he was one of the biggest stand-up comedians in the world for almost a decade before that happened. He's really gone downhill since then 'cause he's trying to be all edgy to prove that what he did wasn't so bad, but he used to be f***ing fantastic.

 

Do you live under a rock?

 

Eddie Murphy's early stuff = fantastic. Raw and Delirious are two of the best stand up specials of all time.