GDT Opening Day - Yankees @ Jays

[Daniel Labude]

Clippard should not be on the MLB team imo. Mayza should

[Daniel Labude]

Stanton looks like he didn’t miss a beat from his second half tear. He just ran out of schedule.

 

Good thing I drafted him in fantasy last night ; )

 

He is too good of a hitter to just toss a fastball right down the middle

[Governator]

How long until we hate Stanton? I'm giving his first year a pass.

[Boxcar]

Eating 22 million is piss poor management. They have to try to get something out of him. Nobody significant is ready to step in and make that much of a difference in the win/loss column.

 

No one is taking Morales at his salary. He provides literally no value to a team. That money is committed whether he plays or not. Virtually any other player could fill his place for league min and provide more value.

 

His contract was a mistake, not a huge one, but a mistake nonetheless.

[Hobbs]

I do think it's funny how pitchers can range from looking like linebackers to looking like accountants. Very diverse.

[Jonn]

Dat Bod. Oh my.

[Governator]

Good waste Chapman.

[BTS]

Damn, Stanton is aesthetic af

[Terminator]

No one is taking Morales at his salary. He provides literally no value to a team. That money is committed whether he plays or not. Virtually any other player could fill his place for league min and provide more value.

 

His contract was a mistake, not a huge one, but a mistake nonetheless.

 

The Royals started Chelsor Cuthbert at DH today. Maybe if we paid 8 of the 11 million owed to Morales this year and next they'd take him?

[Boxcar]

Wow, I think I heard Tabby's dick pop

 

And on cue, he makes it awkward

[AledmysDiaz]

Perhaps Judge will get incredible jealous of Stanton in what will result in a terribly toxic locker room and lead to a downward spiral for the Yankees

 

 

Lol just kidding they are going to win 100 easy

[Effit]

How long until we hate Stanton? I'm giving his first year a pass.

 

I already hate him. Making Yankee fans happy is a cardinal sin.

[Terminator]

Wow, I think I heard Tabby's dick pop

 

And on cue, he makes it awkward

 

Tabby is definitely gay. No doubt in my mind.

[Boxcar]

Tabby is definitely gay. No doubt in my mind.

 

100%

[Krylian]

This is men playing against little girls.

[Governator]

100%

 

Not that there's anything wrong with that

[Deadpool]

Honestly, just don't pitch to Stanton ever again. I don't care if you're up 10-0, the bases are loaded with 2 outs in the 9th... Just intentionally walk him.

[Spanky99]

This game and thread was AIDS!!

[Governator]

They made it look too easy. That's scary af.

[Hobbs]

This DH is fat and useless.

[Krylian]

Honestly, just don't pitch to Stanton ever again. I don't care if you're up 10-0, the bases are loaded with 2 outs in the 9th... Just intentionally walk him.

 

Lol. Like we're gonna be up 10-0 on anyone this season.

[Krylian]

This game and thread was AIDS!!

 

And the Jays were that infected load.

[Willy25]

This game and thread was AIDS!!

 

Lol!

[Terminator]

 

Horrible opening day game. Let's get 'em tomorrow.

[Boxcar]

Not that there's anything wrong with that

 

Someone tell him that. He's still pretending he's interested in his wife.

[bones10]

we just got humbled

[JFD]

At least they didn't get shut out. Maybe they can score 2 runs next game.

[Boxcar]

At least they didn't get shut out. Maybe they can score 2 runs next game.

 

Maybe if we're extra lucky, you forget to pay your internet bill for the next 6 months.

[Superdood]

At least they didn't get shut out. Maybe they can score 2 runs next game.

 

I just hope they can get more than 2 hits next game lol

[bones10]

missed the game, whats wrong with Donaldson?