GDT: Blue Jays @ Yankees Game 2 of 3 7:05 Est

[Jonn]

What the f*** did you just f***ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f***ing words. You think you can get away with saying that s*** to me over the Internet? Think again, f***er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f***ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s***. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f***ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s*** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f***ing dead, kiddo.

 

[Spanky99]

LOL...easy guys it's all good. Different opinions is one of the reasons baseball rules.

 

That's a forum meme/joke.

[gruber92]

isn't gruber like 60?

 

Lol

[Pendleton]

Drowning in s*** fury is one of my greatest fears

[Spanky99]

Ah Pillar, another foot and you had it.

[gruber92]

http://i.imgur.com/WrKPhfd.gif

 

King's reaction when he finally figures out how to get out of that shithole he's currently living in.

 

Persevere my young pimply faced lad.

[Omar]

Machado with fighting words tonight....wouldn't surprise me if dugouts clear tomorrow night in beantown.

[King]

King's reaction when he finally figures out how to get out of that shithole he's currently living in.

 

Persevere my young pimply faced lad.

 

You want to meet up?

[Orgfiller]

All-time classic... lol. BTS is a boss.

 

BTS didn't come up with that lol

[gruber92]

You want to meet up?

 

Sure.. We can take in a Jays game and a few beers afterwards.

[metafour]

Suck cock f*** face.

 

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

[Spanky99]

BTS didn't come up with that lol

 

I thought it was him, almost certain, NJH?

[bones10]

I thought it was him, almost certain, NJH?

 

its an ancient copy pasta spankster, get with the times.

[gruber92]

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

 

Suck cock f*** face.

[metafour]

I thought it was him, almost certain, NJH?

 

Navy Seal Copypasta (also known as the “Marine Copypasta,” “Internet Tough Guy Copypasta” and “Gorrila Warfare Copypasta”) is a facetious message containing a series of ridiculous claims and grandiose threats that portray the poster as an Internet tough guy stereotype. In the original post, the writer claimed to be a former Navy Seal with a long history of combat experiences, using comical typos and hyperboles like “Gorrila Warfare,” “300 Confirmed Kills” and “I can kill you in over 700 ways with just my bare hands.” Since its emergence in mid-2012, the copypasta has spawned a variety of spin-off stories, similar to the John Copypasta meme.

 

The copypasta is believed to have originated on the military and weapons enthusiast image board Operator Chan sometime in 2010. The earliest archived posting was submitted on November 11th, 2010 to 4chan’s /jp/[4] (Otaku Culture) board, in which the poster claimed to have seen the message previously on Operator Chan.

[Spanky99]

Machado with fighting words tonight....wouldn't surprise me if dugouts clear tomorrow night in beantown.

 

What did he say? Yeah, those teams are heated right now.

[Spanky99]

Navy Seal Copypasta (also known as the “Marine Copypasta,” “Internet Tough Guy Copypasta” and “Gorrila Warfare Copypasta”) is a facetious message containing a series of ridiculous claims and grandiose threats that portray the poster as an Internet tough guy stereotype. In the original post, the writer claimed to be a former Navy Seal with a long history of combat experiences, using comical typos and hyperboles like “Gorrila Warfare,” “300 Confirmed Kills” and “I can kill you in over 700 ways with just my bare hands.” Since its emergence in mid-2012, the copypasta has spawned a variety of spin-off stories, similar to the John Copypasta meme.

 

The copypasta is believed to have originated on the military and weapons enthusiast image board Operator Chan sometime in 2010. The earliest archived posting was submitted on November 11th, 2010 to 4chan’s /jp/[4] (Otaku Culture) board, in which the poster claimed to have seen the message previously on Operator Chan.

 

I see, lol... still a classic! Hahaha... just googled it, fantastic.

[Omar]

What did he say? Yeah, those teams are heated right now.

 

He said after the game that he has no respect for anyone in the Redsox organization.

 

 

[gruber92]

Mods..

 

I urge you to scroll this GDT and determine on how a calm constructive thread was transformed into this BS. Cocky little f***ing know it all kids always seem to have to ruin a good thing, and it's usually the same punks who start this s***.

[metafour]

I see, lol... still a classic! Hahaha... just googled it, fantastic.

 

The spin-offs are pretty good as well:

 

 

Are you kidding me you little piece of s*** i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the f*** out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that s*** to me over the internet think again f***er, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE f***ING DEAD CHERRY! i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your f***ing face off the earth you little s*** if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your f***ing tongue but you couldn’t you’re f***ing dead kiddo

[Spanky99]

its an ancient copy pasta spankster, get with the times.

 

Well... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Spanky99]

Ballgame, thank god... 5 runs, we're breaking out!!!

[King]

Mods..

 

I urge you to scroll this GDT and determine on how a calm constructive thread was transformed into this BS. Cocky little f***ing know it all kids always seem to have to ruin a good thing, and it's usually the same punks who start this s***.

[Spanky99]

 

lol

[gruber92]

 

Everything will be fine.

[Boxcar]

Mods..

 

I urge you to scroll this GDT and determine on how a calm constructive thread was transformed into this BS. Cocky little f***ing know it all kids always seem to have to ruin a good thing, and it's usually the same punks who start this s***.

 

Your lack of self awareness is stunning.