Blue Jays are heavily in on Andrew Cashner

[TheBoss]

Meh, we need someone better then Cashner to help this team, and I don't think he wants to go to the pen.

 

Solid observation Dogg.

[Captain Adama]

holy f***, it's talking to itself....

[Terminator]

Why? Deadline is still a couple of days away, so why not showcase him one last time? Especially if he can put together a strong start vs. one of the best lineups in baseball, even better. Unless a team was close to acquiring him and they told the Padres to not start Cashner because they knew a deal was imminent, I don't see the harm in the Padres starting him.

 

Well I read that he was on the verge of being traded. Perhaps as early as tomorrow. But him starting probably means they don't really like their offers right now.

[Brownie19]

Cashner turns me on about as much as BBW porn

 

I love me some chubby porn from time to time....they try harder.

[Jonn]

I love me some chubby porn from time to time....they try harder.

 

For short periods of time. Than they get tired.

[Brownie19]

For short periods of time. Than they get tired.

 

Given my stamina - that's never been an issue.

[Captain Adama]

Ah the internet, where every guy is an A-list porn star.

[Jonn]

Given my stamina - that's never been an issue.

 

So you're ok with the starfish?

[Jonn]

Ah the internet, where every guy is an A-list porn star.

 

Its really just the same 5 guys rotating.

[MainChromosome]

ugh lucky s*** hit.

[Grant77]

Cashner would be better than Stroman in our rotation at least.

[o2cui2i]

Saunders swinging at balls way off the plate. good thing we didn't need to get a runner on.

[Brownie19]

Ah the internet, where every guy is an A-list porn star.

 

Perhaps my joke was poor. I was trying to say that I have no stamina and thus the chubby porn stars don't tire out before I'm done. Let's move on.

[gbill2004]

Perhaps my joke was poor. I was trying to say that I have no stamina and thus the chubby porn stars don't tire out before I'm done. Let's move on.

This post needs a video.

[GD]

This post needs a video.

 

you cannot be a real live person

[John_Havok]

TODAY, 10:00am: The Giants are still in “active talks” with San Diego regarding Cashner, Morosi tweets, so evidently the market for his services remains wide open.

 

YESTERDAY, 8:05pm: Ken Rosenthal of FOX Sports reports (via Twitter) that clubs eyeing Cashner wanted to see him pitch one more time before deciding whether to meet the Padres’ asking price. Cashner got off to a rocky start when he walked Jose Bautista and gave up a two-run homer to Josh Donaldson, but he recovered quite well, finishing the evening with three runs allowed on four hits and three walks with six strikeouts in six innings.

[KingKat]

If he ends up in San Francisco, I'm pretty o.k. with that.

[Boxcar]

Ah the internet, where every guy is an A-list porn star.

 

Yeah I totally got that he was being self deprecating.

[Laika]

Reporter reporting it's Cashner+Rea for Josh Naylor ---> but deal is bigger than that.

 

Naylor isn't very sexy at this point. A ball 1B who didn't even put up numbers.

[Laika]

Complete deal: Cashner, Rea, Tayron Guerrero to #Marlins. Cosart, Castillo, Capps, Naylor to #Padres. Deal pending review of medicals.

 

A fleecing. Good job Padres.

[fatcowxlive]

Complete deal: Cashner, Rea, Tayron Guerrero to #Marlins. Cosart, Castillo, Capps, Naylor to #Padres. Deal pending review of medicals.

 

A fleecing. Good job Padres.

 

I think Jared Cosart is better than Cashner lol

[Laika]

I think Jared Cosart is better than Cashner lol

 

well no but he might be better than Rea

[LGBJ29]

Complete deal: Cashner, Rea, Tayron Guerrero to #Marlins. Cosart, Castillo, Capps, Naylor to #Padres. Deal pending review of medicals.

 

A fleecing. Good job Padres.

 

makes up for them getting raped on the Melvin Upton trade

[Grant77]

Complete deal: Cashner, Rea, Tayron Guerrero to #Marlins. Cosart, Castillo, Capps, Naylor to #Padres. Deal pending review of medicals.

 

A fleecing. Good job Padres.

 

I'm feeling a Marlins fire sale after they miss the playoffs. Yelich would be a nice fit in LF.

[fatcowxlive]

well no but he might be better than Rea

 

Yeah but Cashner is also doo doo

[Grant77]

makes up for them getting raped on the Melvin Upton trade

 

That deal was rather inconsequential for the Padres.

[Captain Adama]

Yeah but Cashner is also doo doo

 

Not really, he's not too different than Hutchison.

[King]

What are the chances Naylor stabbing Garrett wasn't actually a "prank gone wrong" and the team was just using that as a cover up?

[fatcowxlive]

Not really, he's not too different than Hutchison.

 

Hutch isn't that great either!!

[Dick_Pole]

If that was the price to be paid for two months of mediocre starting pitchers, I'm glad that the Jays don't really need starting pitchers.