nextyear Verified Member Posted May 19, 2016 Posted May 19, 2016 Jimmy Paredes sounds like a superstar. I wonder why Baltimore gave up on him?
BTS Community Moderator Posted May 19, 2016 Posted May 19, 2016 Paredes jokes are a candidate for the worst meme in forum history.
frizzer1 Verified Member Posted May 19, 2016 Posted May 19, 2016 When Travis is back my lineup is... Travis Paredes (DH) Donaldson Bautista EE Saunders Tulo Pilar The Catcher. I use Smoak only for defense and to give EE time off when he needs it..Smoak has had a good start but he will kill any rallies they get.. Of course,if EE can't play first on a regular basis then Smoak has to play..
Cyborg Verified Member Posted May 19, 2016 Posted May 19, 2016 Bautista Donaldson Smoak Edwin Saunders Tulo Travis Martin Pillar Pretty fapworthy
Hal Johnson Verified Member Posted May 19, 2016 Posted May 19, 2016 Jimmy Paredes is the new Chuck Norris.
Belliss101 Old-Timey Member Posted May 19, 2016 Posted May 19, 2016 When Travis is back my lineup is... Travis Paredes (DH) Donaldson Bautista EE Saunders Tulo Pilar The Catcher. I use Smoak only for defense and to give EE time off when he needs it..Smoak has had a good start but he will kill any rallies they get.. Of course,if EE can't play first on a regular basis then Smoak has to play.. You want Edwin playing first every night? You want to bench one of our two consistent hitters?? Gibbons, have you stumbled upon our message board during your suspension?
Belliss101 Old-Timey Member Posted May 19, 2016 Posted May 19, 2016 Jimmy Paredes is the new Chuck Norris. Jimmy Paredes makes Chuck Norris' knees crumble
vdubmvp Old-Timey Member Posted May 19, 2016 Posted May 19, 2016 Jimmy Paredes is the new Chuck Norris. Now there's a meme I've always hated.
Hal Johnson Verified Member Posted May 19, 2016 Posted May 19, 2016 Now there's a meme I've always hated. Okay then. Jimmy Paredes is the new Bill Brasky.
burlingtonbandit Old-Timey Member Posted May 19, 2016 Posted May 19, 2016 Bautista Donaldson Smoak Edwin Saunders Tulo Travis Martin Pillar Pretty fapworthy Wouldn't you swap Martin and Pillar if you wanted to go fully optimal.
Terminator Old-Timey Member Posted May 19, 2016 Posted May 19, 2016 Paredes jokes are a candidate for the worst meme in forum history. Oh don't be such a scrooge! I'm getting lots of bites on them. I was going to drop it but Jimmy Paredes has been ripping the ball in his 5 ABs since I started. I was going to stop today but this wacky lineup has Jimmy Paredes playing 2B so I couldn't resist. He also has a non-zero chance to be a decent player IMO. He's going to have hit the ball hard and do it often given those piss poor K and BB ratios but J.D. Martinez, Trevor Story, etc. have shown us a blueprint for that. But hey, if you think the jokes suck (and they probably do) don't worry there will still be plenty of room here for you to cook up trade offers for every individual player on our team during what you hope becomes a 5 year rebuild!
BigCecil Old-Timey Member Posted May 19, 2016 Posted May 19, 2016 I'm wanting but not expecting things to drastically improve overnight but thank f***ing god we are getting what most of us wanted before the 2016 stink ass shitshow thus far started = Jose leadoff. Props to the team leaders for pushing this. It cant get worse. Lets go Jays!! 2016 starts tonight.
GD Old-Timey Member Posted May 19, 2016 Posted May 19, 2016 been ripping the ball in his 5 ABs atom balls
baseballsss Verified Member Posted May 19, 2016 Posted May 19, 2016 Oh don't be such a scrooge! I'm getting lots of bites on them. I was going to drop it but Jimmy Paredes has been ripping the ball in his 5 ABs since I started. I was going to stop today but this wacky lineup has Jimmy Paredes playing 2B so I couldn't resist. He also has a non-zero chance to be a decent player IMO. He's going to have hit the ball hard and do it often given those piss poor K and BB ratios but J.D. Martinez, Trevor Story, etc. have shown us a blueprint for that. But hey, if you think the jokes suck (and they probably do) don't worry there will still be plenty of room here for you to cook up trade offers for every individual player on our team during what you hope becomes a 5 year rebuild! You shouldn't of said any of that. I was enjoying the jokes now I know you don't believe. Stupid BTS.
Terminator Old-Timey Member Posted May 19, 2016 Posted May 19, 2016 atom balls Ryan Webb barely escaped with his life after he faced Jimmy Paredes.
Hal Johnson Verified Member Posted May 19, 2016 Posted May 19, 2016 Ryan Webb barely escaped with his life after he faced Jimmy Paredes. Voyager 2 is actually a ball hit by Jimmy Paredes.
RealAccountant Old-Timey Member Posted May 19, 2016 Posted May 19, 2016 Not saying nothing but Jimmy Parents has 4 stars on tap baseball That's 6 hitting 7 power and 6 speed Elite
bronson44 Verified Member Posted May 19, 2016 Posted May 19, 2016 Brendan Kennedy @BKennedyStar 7s8 seconds ago Travis cranks a double off the wall in left field in 2nd AB, scoring 1. A little more loft and it would have been gone for sure. #BlueJays
vdubmvp Old-Timey Member Posted May 19, 2016 Posted May 19, 2016 Brendan Kennedy @BKennedyStar 7s8 seconds ago Travis cranks a double off the wall in left field in 2nd AB, scoring 1. A little more loft and it would have been gone for sure. #BlueJays I'm trying to temper my expectations, but I'm so excited for his return. Of course, realistically he doesn't have to provide too much offense and he'll still be massive upgrade from what we've been going with.
Angrioter Old-Timey Member Posted May 19, 2016 Posted May 19, 2016 Hale > Gibbons it seems. Nice adjustments to the lineup there. Hale was an O's man
THANOS Old-Timey Member Posted May 19, 2016 Posted May 19, 2016 We need so much of that in our lineup. Can't wait til he's up.
fatcowxlive Old-Timey Member Posted May 19, 2016 Posted May 19, 2016 Tulo batting behind Saunders and Smoak? I guess he wants to tweak his approach and mechanics in peace
glory Old-Timey Member Posted May 19, 2016 Posted May 19, 2016 Let Hale take over the rest of the season.
fatcowxlive Old-Timey Member Posted May 19, 2016 Posted May 19, 2016 Woo!!! We're turning the page tonight boys in prepration for Travis' return!! Let's hope the pitching can continue to be like its been
fatcowxlive Old-Timey Member Posted May 19, 2016 Posted May 19, 2016 Let Hale take over the rest of the season. Why are people saying this if it clearly said the top 4 hitters came to management and requested this? It's not like Hale woke up and said lets shake s*** around
CrackerJack Verified Member Posted May 19, 2016 Posted May 19, 2016 Why are people saying this if it clearly said the top 4 hitters came to management and requested this? It's not like Hale woke up and said lets shake s*** around some actually believe(d) that Hale moved Bautista to leadoff on his own hahaha
Spanky99 Old-Timey Member Posted May 19, 2016 Posted May 19, 2016 What's funny is people thinking Hale has free reign on the club, everything still goes through Gibbons. He can't be in the dugout, that's it.
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