ST GDT: "Blue Jays" @ Twins March 30 1:05 ET (WARNING: lineup not for faint of heart)

[G-Snarls]

Ryan "25 man" Tepera ® vs Ervin "My word is no good" Santana ®

 

Bisons/Fishercats/Dunedin Jays lineup:

 

1. Roemon "can't play in the" Fields (L) CF

2. Andy "Are they saying boo-urns" Burns ® 3B

3. Domonic "rejected even by the Phillies" Brown (L) RF

4. Casey "Ketchup" Kotchman (L) 1B

5. David Adams ® 2B

6. Rowdy "Roddy" Tellez (L) DH

7. Jio "poor man's Joe Mauer" Mier ® SS

8. Humberto Quintero ® C

9. Melky "latte" Mesa ® LF

 

Twins "real deal but it's the Twins" lineup:

 

1. Brian Dozier ® 2B

2. Danny Santana (S) LF

3. Joe Mauer (L) DH

4. Trevor Plouffe ® 3B

5. Oswaldo Arcia (L) RF

6. Byung Ho Park ® 1B

7. Eduardo Escobar (S) SS

8. Kurt Suzuki ® C

9. Darin Mastroianni ® CF

Edited March 30, 2016 by G-Snarls

[G-Snarls]

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[King]

Tellez starting would be enough for me to watch.

[HERPDERP]

can't believe baseball starts this Sunday

[G-Snarls]

can't believe baseball starts this Sunday

 

So, who's ready for real games??

[Laika]

Ryan "25 man" Tepera ® vs Ervin "My word is no good" Santana ®

 

Bisons/Fishercats/Dunedin Jays lineup:

 

1. Roemon "can't play in the" Fields (L) CF

2. Andy "Are they saying boo-uns" Burns ® 3B

3. Domonic "rejected even by the Phillies" Brown (L) RF

4. Casey "Ketchup" Kotchman (L) 1B

5. David Adams ® 2B

6. Rowdy "Roddy" Tellez (L) DH

7. Jio "poor man's Joe Mauer" Mier ® SS

8. Humberto Quintero ® C

9. Melky "latte" Mesa ® LF

 

I approve of most of these nick names, especially Boo-urns.

[G-Snarls]

It's on MLB.TV via Twins feed if you dare to watch

[Governator]

I thought Floyd was pitching today, no?

[burlingtonbandit]

Lol KC Hobson replaced Tellez so now there is actually zero reason to watch the game.

[G-Snarls]

Lol KC Hobson replaced Tellez so now there is actually zero reason to watch the game.

 

Holy f***

 

[Jonn]

Is Roemon Fields actually bad defensively? Thats disappointing.

[King]

Jays will be fined for breaking the minimum regulars rule for sure here

[G-Snarls]

[King]

Is Roemon Fields actually bad defensively? Thats disappointing.

 

He's not. Gsnarls was just looking for a play on words for Fields.

[Governator]

Jays will be fined for breaking the minimum regulars rule for sure here

 

They are moving all their equipment to Montreal, no? Exception to the 4 man rule?

[Grant77]

Pretty excited to watch Casey Kotchman play.

[THANOS]

 

LOL uhhh what?

 

Biagini

http://i.snag.gy/KKG0t.jpg

 

Stroman

http://i.snag.gy/3bu46.jpg

 

The scary thing is, I could actually see real Wilner believing that.

[G-Snarls]

LOL uhhh what!

 

Biagini

http://i.snag.gy/KKG0t.jpg

 

Stroman

http://i.snag.gy/3bu46.jpg

 

The scary thing is, I could actually see real Wilner believing that.

 

Yeah the trolling is less funny when it's not true

 

Damn

[Rusty_Savage]

can't believe baseball starts this Sunday

 

I can. Spring training takes forever. I was over it two weeks ago

[G-Snarls]

[G-Snarls]

Awesome, even Sidall didn't want to show up to watch all these scrubs

 

Poor Wilner

[THANOS]

Tepera is so awful LOL.

[gruber92]

Link?

[gruber92]

Nevermind.. It's on 369 Rogers.

[gruber92]

Tepera is so awful LOL.

 

Lefty specialist bro..

[gruber92]

Cecil looks really good today, lot of biting action. 1-2-3 inning with 2 K's (swinging) and a lazy fly out to CF.

[gruber92]

Floyd looked good in his inning of work also. GO, K and a GO.

[Angrioter]

Tepera is so awful LOL.

 

Gibbons fat guy. Monkeys are the fact/Stats

[gruber92]

Burns with a RBI base hit to RF. Dom Brown with a dying quail to CF to load the bases. One out,Santana done.

[BigCecil]

Cecil looks really good today, lot of biting action. 1-2-3 inning with 2 K's (swinging) and a lazy fly out to CF.

 

I can't bare to watch that line up but Cecil being crisp is music to my ears. A whole year of his 2nd half last season would be stunning. f*** was he good, and it hurt when we lost him.