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[burlingtonbandit]

I have 3 f***ing players on the paternity list all at the same time. Lol what are the chances of that?

[AdamGreenwood]

I have 3 f***ing players on the paternity list all at the same time. Lol what are the chances of that?

 

Maybe you should stop drafting all of the especially virile players. Stop letting your man-crushes get in the way of competing.

[Boxcar]

Dan Straily pitched well in a no-decision against the Mets on Sunday, issuing five walks over 5 1/3 innings of no-hit ball.

 

wat

[Dr. Dinger]

Is Chris Owings legitimately interesting?

[The Cats Ass]

Is Chris Owings legitimately interesting?

 

Do you mean as a person or as a ball player? If it's the latter, no. Former, I have no idea.

[spittin]

Is Chris Owings legitimately interesting?

 

Jose Ramirez 2.0 lite.

[L54]

Thames is literally unconscious right now wow

[Boxcar]

Thames is literally unconscious right now wow

 

*twitching*

[Orgfiller]

*twitching*

 

L I T E R A L L Y

 

cf

[King]

Chris Devenski is literally throwing fire right now.

[Boxcar]

Jesus, another clean 2 innings, 4 ks. The guy was fantastic last year but he's basically Kenley Jansen who throws 100+ innings.

[L54]

*twitching*

 

Turrets or withdrawals?

[Boxcar]

Is Chris Owings legitimately interesting?

 

Those sure are some sustainable peripherals, I tells ya. I heard BP have put a 70 on his BABIP tool.

[Dr. Dinger]

f*** off, Dexter Fowler. No signs of heating up whatsoever, then two bombs out of the blue.

[Dr. Dinger]

Apparently Thor decided there will be no more walks or HR.

[Boxcar]

I hate that nickname so much. His last name is Danish, not Norwegian.

[AdamGreenwood]

Danes had a Viking culture and had the same pantheon.

[Dr. Dinger]

I hate that nickname so much. His last name is Danish, not Norwegian.

 

The Danes owned Norway for hundreds of years... though I'm pretty sure it has more to do with the Marvel character than Norse mythology.

[Boxcar]

I don't care I still hate it

[Cyborg]

I don't care I still hate it

 

You're such a SJW.

[Boxcar]

You're such a SJW.

 

That doesn't even make sense.

[Orgfiller]

I don't think it has anything to do with his name or heritage. It's the fact that he's a tall, strong man with flowing golden locks that throws a 100 mph fastball.

[Boxcar]

I don't think it has anything to do with his name or heritage. It's the fact that he's a tall, strong man with flowing golden locks that throws a 100 mph fastball.

 

I don't care, it's cringey af

 

But I'd guarantee no one is calling him Thor if his last name was Jones or Smith.

[GD]

I don't think it has anything to do with his name or heritage. It's the fact that he's a tall, strong man with flowing golden locks that throws a 100 mph fastball.

 

Or maybe the whole "really good curveball, a pitch nicknamed a hammer" thing

 

does this make RA Dickey Loki

[connorp]

I don't care, it's cringey af

 

But I'd guarantee no one is calling him Thor if his last name was Jones or Smith.

 

Why wouldn't they?

 

If he was 6'0 with short brown hair and the same last name and skill set, I guarantee no one would call him Thor.

[KingKat]

FFS, the Norse god Thor has red hair and a beard. He's clearly nicknamed after the comic book character. This has nothing to do with anyone's heritage.

[Laika]

Guys, I'm pretty sure they call Syndergaard Thor for more than one reason.

 

- his name sounds Norse (even if it isn't)

- he looks like Chris Hemsworth sort of

- he is really big and athletic, like a god

- he has a 'hammer' curveball

- he is essentially a pitching god

 

your all dum

[Dr. Dinger]

Guys, I'm pretty sure they call Syndergaard Thor for more than one reason.

 

- his name sounds Norse (even if it isn't)

- he looks like Chris Hemsworth sort of

- he is really big and athletic, like a god

- he has a 'hammer' curveball

- he is essentially a pitching god

 

your all dum

 

Fewer syllables. People are lazy.

[connorp]

FFS, the Norse god Thor has red hair and a beard. He's clearly nicknamed after the comic book character. This has nothing to do with anyone's heritage.

 

I'll willing to just say Boxy is stupid and move on:)

[GD]

Syndergaard/Asgard