Most Attractive Blue Jays

[KingKat]

Where do you see acne in that photo? Not sure if srs

 

I should have said that his complexion improved. You can see signs of blemishes in a lot of his old photos. He probably never had a full on acne problem. Whatever it is, his skin just looks better now. I should have just said that.

[Dr. Dinger]

Said the aging man

 

You aren't aging?

[KingKat]

Said the aging man

 

I'm not balding and probably never will. I have very thick hair that's pretty hard to work with unless you want to go with an 80s feathered look (which I don't). I shaved my head bald exactly once and I looked like a killer.

 

Edited December 14, 2015 by KingKat

[burlingtonbandit]

I should have said that his complexion improved. You can see signs of blemishes in a lot of his old photos. He probably never had a full on acne problem. Whatever it is, his skin just looks better now. I should have just said that.

 

You can get surgery that repairs your skin and acne scaring I think.

[BTS]

I'm not balding and probably never will. I have very thick hair that's pretty hard to work with unless you want to go with an 80s feathered look (which I don't). I shave my head bald exactly once and I looked like a killer.

 

 

That is one badass librarian.

[Sammy225]

That is one badass librarian.

 

Reminds me of a young Dustin Rhodes (Golddust unpainted)

[vdubmvp]

My GF thinks Goins is really cute

 

He always looks better with a hat on. Of course, a lot of them do.

[vdubmvp]

Who's the worst one? Tulo is the best looking one I think.

 

Sanchez is the worst by far. I will somehow become attracted to most guys that end up on the Blue Jays, but no. And yeah, Tulo looks the best in that picture. Then Goins, then Donaldson.

[CHRIS]

I'm not balding and probably never will. I have very thick hair that's pretty hard to work with unless you want to go with an 80s feathered look (which I don't). I shaved my head bald exactly once and I looked like a killer.

 

 

Looking pretty despaired here.

[Boxcar]

Hot:

Tulowitzki

Goins

Travis

Estrada

Cecil

Hutchison

Pompey

Revere

Barney

Martin

 

Average:

Pillar

Donaldson

Bautista

Encarnacion

Colabello

Happ

Chavez

Thole

Stroman

 

Ugly:

Smoak

Dickey

Osuna

Sanchez

Edited December 15, 2015 by Boxcar

[BTS]

Average:

Colabello

 

Your list is invalid.

[Boxcar]

Average:

Colabello

 

Your list is invalid.

 

Why? He ugly?

[vdubmvp]

That was a pretty solid list.

[King]

Why? He ugly?

 

Chavez

 

http://img.spokeo.com/public/900-600/jesse_chavez_2014_02_22.jpg

 

http://img.spokeo.com/public/900-600/jesse_chavez_2012_03_02.jpg

 

http://st.snimg.com/image/mlb/headshots/8334-chavez-jesse_large.png

 

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/556/128/3b9.jpg

[BTS]

Why? He ugly?

 

I thought he was one of those people who is objectively hideous.

[CHRIS]

Hot:

Tulowitzki

Goins

Travis

Estrada

Cecil

Hutchison

Pompey

Revere

Barney

 

Average:

Pillar

Donaldson

Bautista

Encarnacion

Colabello

Happ

Chavez

Thole

Stroman

 

Ugly:

Smoak

Dickey

Osuna

Sanchez

 

Are the guys ranked within their respective category? Travis in the upper echelon is pretty generous.

[KingKat]

Chavez

 

http://img.spokeo.com/public/900-600/jesse_chavez_2014_02_22.jpg

 

http://img.spokeo.com/public/900-600/jesse_chavez_2012_03_02.jpg

 

http://st.snimg.com/image/mlb/headshots/8334-chavez-jesse_large.png

 

 

He has a weird way of posing. In two of his photos, it looks like he's starring into the mirror and doesn't like what he sees.

[Cyborg]

Donaldson is better than like half of your top tier.

[over500]

Colabello looks like Dickey. If Dickey's ugly, Colabello's ugly.

[King]

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/499624.jpg

[Sammy225]

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/499624.jpg

 

Look at dem der chompers

[vdubmvp]

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/499624.jpg

 

You should get back to posting good pictures.

[King]

Hot:

Tulowitzki

Goins

Travis

Estrada

Cecil

Hutchison

Pompey

Revere

Barney

 

Average:

Pillar

Donaldson

Bautista

Encarnacion

Colabello

Happ

Chavez

Thole

Stroman

 

Ugly:

Smoak

Dickey

Osuna

Sanchez

 

Russell Martin is a notable omission

[KingKat]

Collabelo looks like?

 

A) Droopy dog from the MGM cartoons

An extra from the Grapes of Wrath who would probably goes by a nickname like "Dustbowl"

C) An attractive gentleman

[GD]

Collabelo looks like?

 

A) Droopy dog from the MGM cartoons

An extra from the Grapes of Wrath who would probably goes by a nickname like "Dustbowl"

C) An attractive gentleman

 

D) all of the above?

[Effit]

Average:

Colabello

 

Your list is invalid.

 

My mom thinks he's hot. lol

[BTS]

My mom thinks he's hot. lol

 

Chicks dig a huge BABIP

[Effit]

Chicks dig a huge BABIP

 

Gold

[L54]

Hot:

Tulowitzki

Goins

Travis

Estrada

Cecil

Hutchison

Pompey

Revere

Barney

 

Average:

Pillar

Donaldson

Bautista

Encarnacion

Colabello

Happ

Chavez

Thole

Stroman

 

Ugly:

Smoak

Dickey

Osuna

Sanchez

 

2015 TOTY folks.

[vdubmvp]

2015 TOTY folks.

 

What will it take for you to change that avatar?