AL East Clinch Day Thread - RIP Miguel Gonzalez

[ComeTogether]

6-0, lol

[ComeTogether]

Jays can't take game 2 lightly tomorrow even after clinch

 

Still AL title to go for. Jays have much better home record than away.

[Terminator]

6-0, lol

 

Tomorrow is very likely clinch day. Can't wait.

[Angrioter]

Here's your GDT, boners!

 

Today, the Orioles will graciously concede the AL East pennant to the Blue Jays by gifting us a round of BP against Miguel Gonzalez and his hilariously bad 5.04 FIP, who will return from the DL (shoulder inflammation) just in time to face the best team in baseball. To make matters worse for the hapless, shitbird OriLOLes, the Stroshow is taking his act to Bawlmore, whereupon our diminiuative pseudo-ace will baffle the O's AAA lineup with a bevy of darting wiffleballs.

 

Here's what the lineups are probably going to be, not what we give ANY sort of s***:

 

Jays

 

Paul Revere

Your 2015 AL MVP

Your 2015 AL OF Silver Slugger

Your 2015 AL DH Silver Slugger

Probably Smoakie, maybe Tulo!

RUSSELL, RUSSELL, RUSSELL!

Goins/Pillar/2B

 

Garbage Shitbirds

 

Hilariously Orioles-style trade deadline non-acquisition

Machado

Chris Davis

AAA nobody

Useless jackass

Dogshit

Refuse

Coffee grounds

Puke on the sidewalk

 

f***ing gold

[G-Snarls]

LOL Pineda getting destroyed

 

Gave up 6 runs in the first AND two outs were made a foot shy of the fence.

[Effit]

Shaping up to be a slugfest in New York.

[BigCecil]

LOL Pineda getting destroyed

 

Gave up 6 runs in the first AND two outs were made a foot shy of the fence.

 

Absolutely awesome to watch. Cheering me up after the rain out. Don't know why some fear the Yanks. They are a good team overall but their fans should fear us.

[King]

Yankees aren't out of this yet

[BigCecil]

Yankees aren't out of this yet

 

Thanks Trouba

[King]

Thanks Trouba

 

K.........

[Deadpool]

Yankees aren't out of this yet

 

Perfect world? 30-29, with the Yanks losing.

[Trouba95]

Lol Porcello

[gruber92]

6-4 BoSox , Yankees counter with 4 runs in the bottom half of the first,two out.

 

Slugfest incoming.

[G-Snarls]

f***

 

Now Porcello is giving it up

 

F'n Ackley

 

6-4

[Followthelight]

Yankees aren't out of this yet

 

Did trouba take over your account?

[King]

Ofc.

[BigCecil]

Perfect world? 30-29, with the Yanks losing.

 

Yanks are good team. Don't quit. Going to be a wild one.

[King]

Did trouba take over your account?

 

Original

[BigCecil]

K.........

 

Just a jk. Albeit not a good one. We all know NYY can score a ton in their with their RF playpen

[Trouba95]

Who do you guys hate more, the Red Sox or Yanks? I've always hated the Yanks more, even disregarding their record this season.

[Governator]

Who do you guys hate more, the Red Sox or Yanks? I've always hated the Yanks more, even disregarding their record this season.

 

Hate list order:

 

1) Oriololz

2) Yankees

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3) Red Sox

[BigCecil]

I hate Yankees.

 

I hate Red Sox more

 

I hate Trouba most.

 

Well he served #3 up to. Guess you had to take the shot Jonn.

[Trouba95]

Hate list order:

 

1) Oriololz

2) Yankees

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3) Red Sox

 

1) Yanks

2) Orioles

3) Rays (pesky bastards)

4) Red Sox

[RealAccountant]

Pretty sure this thread jinxed everything

 

Jays will lose 6 straight now, and The Yankees win 6 straight.

[Trouba95]

Betts is so damn good. Hope Alford can turn out to be as good. Anyone think so?

[Angrioter]

Betts is so damn good. Hope Alford can turn out to be as good. Anyone think so?

 

No, no lo creo! <------Mexican language

[BigCecil]

What I don't understand is why Stroman is going in game 1 when they can pitch Dickey and get that knuckleball effect for game 2. Not saying we need it but it would be a nice thing to have.

 

Dickey will get the Stroman effect.

[dineke]

What I don't understand is why Stroman is going in game 1 when they can pitch Dickey and get that knuckleball effect for game 2. Not saying we need it but it would be a nice thing to have.

 

stro doesn't need no dickey effect

[gruber92]

1-0 White Sox, bottom three.

[Trouba95]

f*** off Yankees.