Jays close to getting Mark Lowe

[GD]

Did I pick a bad time to come back?

 

Yes.

[kcjaysfan]

Yes.

 

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[GD]

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/58440117.jpg

 

Back to knowyourmeme.com? Or 9gag?

 

jk stay!!! we need more smart people there's an extreme unbalance

[vdubmvp]

Yeah this is f***ing ridiculous. This forum is insufferable because of posters like BIBI

 

I don't get why it takes so much longer for actually terrible f***ing posters to get banned.

[kcjaysfan]

Back to knowyourmeme.com? Or 9gag?

 

jk stay!!! we need more smart people there's an extreme unbalance

 

Heh, more like back to work. The last three or whatever months I've been away has been almost entirely because I've been busy. Except for that one time I went to a Red Sox-Yankees game at Fenway last month...

[guylaroche5]

I don't get why it takes so much longer for actually terrible f***ing posters to get banned.

 

because certain mods prefer fighting with regular posters instead of getting rid of trolls

[GD]

Well there's always that other board started by the guy that hates Juiced.

[vdubmvp]

the guy that hates Juiced.

 

I feel like you probably need to be more specific here.

[GD]

I feel like you probably need to be more specific here.

 

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[vdubmvp]

Ok then, don't tell me.

[Boxcar]

jk stay!!! we need more smart people there's an extreme unbalance

 

lolz

[GD]

lolz

 

autocorrect did it

 

proves my point though

[GD]

Ok then, don't tell me.

 

jayscountry? I think? the ex military guy or whoever?

[kcjaysfan]

lolz

 

If we can turn nouns into verbs, why can we turn verbs into nouns?

[GD]

I said he would regress, he has started to already.

 

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"That's not how this works."

 

I bet Lowe goes on like a 30 IP scoreless streak now, lol.

[Stangstag]

I said he would regress, he has started to already.

 

I said he would hurt the team, he has started to already.

 

The difference here is I'm not actually evaluating him based on one game or 30 IP.

 

I continue to be right.

 

Expect more of this.

 

All hail BIBI the great messiah! The prophet! Oh great BIBI, what will happen in tomorrow's game? Will the Jays make the playoffs this year? You seem to be right about everything, please oh PLEASE tell me if the Jays make the playoffs! I need to know now so that I don't have to bother watching the rest of the season!

 

All hail great BIBI!!!!!!

[GD]

Let's put some money on it.

 

are you asking me to put money on a 30 inning scoreless streak

[thatoneguy]

All hail BIBI the great messiah! The prophet! Oh great BIBI, what will happen in tomorrow's game? Will the Jays make the playoffs this year? You seem to be right about everything, please oh PLEASE tell me if the Jays make the playoffs! I need to know now so that I don't have to bother watching the rest of the season!

 

All hail great BIBI!!!!!!

 

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[Stangstag]

Embarrassing post. I really have no idea if they'll make the play-offs, their chances went down tonight. If Mark Lowe continues to pitch in high leverage situations their chances will probably go down even more.

 

Oh, I thought you knew everything. You were the only one on the forum to correctly predict that Lowe would "regress". What are your other predictions? Actually, could you just tell me what lotto numbers to pick for next week? You have some kind of psychic s*** going on. I have so many questions for you, great prophet. How will Dickey pitch tomorrow? I want to know who I should place my bets on.

[GD]

Hm.. apparently you don't remember what you posted 3 minutes ago?

 

This is wonderful and I appreciate your presence on this board. Thank you.

[kcjaysfan]

Hm.. apparently you don't remember what you posted 3 minutes ago?

 

Is it completely outside the realm of possibility that they were, in fact, being sarcastic?

[King]

are you asking me to put money on a 30 inning scoreless streak

 

You said you would bet him. Can't back down now. Don't be a pussy like 5minutesforframing called us.

 

30 inning scoreless streak, starting with his next appearance. Put some $ on it

[GD]

You said you would bet him. Can't back down now. Don't be a pussy like 5minutesforframing called us.

 

30 inning scoreless streak, starting with his next appearance. Put some $ on it

 

You're right, we can't look like pussies.

 

So how much do you want to put down on this yourself?

[Stangstag]

You're really reaching with this approach, maybe try harder.

 

BIBI PLEEEEEEASSE HELP!!! I can make alot of money the rest of this season! Just tell me who is due to regress each week! Regression sucks, I know. But its just part of baseball right? Good thing you can see the future, you can let us know who will be regressing next! I personally think it'll be David Price, but you tell me.

[GD]

I wasn't the one who said it

 

The Howies operate as a collective consciousness. It would be wise to delete this post before Master North happened to see it.

[King]

I don't know what you're talking about

[Stangstag]

This approach is bad, just awful.

 

Almost as bad as Mark Lowe, am I right? LOL. Who is due for regression next? Come on BIBI, you know exactly how the Jays' season will play out. Just give us some info!

[GD]

This is actually a mess.

[GD]

GD we traded 2 teenagers for him. They are going to be stars.

 

Plot twist: It was King and I who got traded for him. We're Mariners fans now.

[Stangstag]

This is actually a mess.

 

Mark Lowe is the one who is a mess! Damn, we should have seen he was due to regress. What a waste trade. LOL!!!